Things we hate about Singapore & Switzerland

Things I hate about Switzerland:

I hate those people who put an apple on your head and then shoot an arrow at you. How can I be sure I won't die by mistake? I have massive trust issues in situations like that.

I hate those posh Swiss bankers who say I cannot be their client because I have no money.

I hate the fact that everybody wears noisy shoes in a posh tuberculosis sanatorium. It is really tough to cough blood and then take off the shoes when I want to secretly fornicate with a certain count who is also coughing blood. Wait, I am a woman. The etiquette says that he has to sneak to my room. Phew...one reason less to hate Switzerland. Besides he will make me his countess... and widow. After paying his gambling debts and selling his horses I will have about 55678900055443999000000 Swiss francs. I can easily see a doctor in Singapore and stop coughing blood. All Swiss bankers will call me Frau Gräfin and Madame la Comtesse. Should I forgive them and get an account in their bank? Or should I continue hating them and Switzerland?

Passive aggressive and write long notes in Swiss? Goodness 😂 if they have the time to write that can’t they just speak about it for a min nicely?

I remembered when I was a kid, we used to make a lot of noise with the neighbour kids. Then neighbours will come by and speak properly to our parents. We get a scolding, got back into our houses, and everyone got along well… ❤

I live in Singapore but the "jvbvhcghgghxjvhggc" is normal

I hate those things too

thats cool and all but like who asked

That sound is carried by most Chinese men wherever they are.

Singapore is a town😅 not a country😅

Switzerland the last part was harsh

My most hated thing about Switzerland 🇨🇭: High cost
My most hated thing about Singapore 🇸🇬: Don't want independence

Probably Vivo city It's really crowded in the weekends and the car parks are so full takes like 20 mins to find one😅

I don’t like that it is illegal to flush the toilet after 9pm in Switzerland! 🤢

As a Singaporean, I find this video OFFENSIVE. I love Singapore bc it's my home. Singapore has been through hard times in the past, and DON'T KNOW THAT. People of Singapore have SUFFERED to make my homeland a better place. So, we should say good things instead of Bad things. l hope I inspire all of you out there!🥲🥀

Bruh

I hate these about SG too, I'm born Singaporean btw.

I mean obviously it is the weekend people can take a break from work or school