Programming Memes | I prefer a Real Database (r/ProgrammerHumor)

work_min = 0
meme_min = 0

for video in meme_man_video_library:
if video == 'funny':
meme_min += 10
else:
work_min += 10

print('Meme hours: {}'.format(meme_min / 60))
print('Work hours: {}'.format(work_min / 60))

Output:
Meme hours: 8.166666666666666
Work hours: 0.0

Me:
Good days work. Even got in some overtime :D

As someone whos gonna starting learning c++ after Python And JavaScript, is it that bad? I mean i literally like going for game development and embedded system programing, which python lacks dominance and in python, i know till oop concepts .

Nah my code is executed by reversi

Why are these so accurate?!

i = 0
c = i + 2
if i < c:
i +=1
c +=2
print(i)

Python:
Alright i’m not doing this

I might be resding too much into it, but I think the joke behind that backend fixing frontend thing is how backend code is meant to be hidden away and not easily accessible.

Using strongly typed language for years then looking at Javascript... OMG what is this?

1GB of RAM? Must be usling glibc.

Having learned Java first, C++ was a relief. So much less verbosity and classes are less essential.

i've spent multiple hours making automation for things that take less than a second(they take about 10 minutes now)

No joke, I spent around 6 months developing a tool. 6 months later, my superior send me a product key to a tool that does exactly what my tool does, with much better UI and functionality, and have an integrated functions that usually need to be executed separately.

me automating something that takes longer than just doing it by hand:
hell yeah






I don't know how to word it
but the programming of the automater takes longer, but the runtime of the code itself is also longer