My First F2P Pulling Experience (SALT WARNING) Honkai: Star Rail

As a fellow f2p I want to say you are not the obly unluck one. I have just pzlled myself a second Yanqjing. Cant say Im happy, espacilly cause Im missing bronya, gepard, welt , bailu and clara and a lot of lightcones would have been good too (oh and it was at 76 pity)

Feel. Our. PAIN.

Listen...
I know Tec's in pain...
In fact... I know Tec's in EXCRUTIATING PAIN....
Who wouldn't be after this onslaught of shit pulls?
This Cavalcade of Crappy Cones...

This Cornucopia of Cones and eidelons so vile, NAY... Most unclean... That they Blind The Abundance Herself!!!

But... even though I know Teccy is experiencing pain...
... The unsuppressed pain of a thousand Blackholes sieging his anus without lube in this video...

...........EVEN IF DEAR, FELLOW... VIEWERS.... the Gacha Gods hath lain Bare Teccy's Scrotum and lit it ablaze on a molecular level...
..................EVEN IF... Poor Tectonus Maximus hath had his butthole gaped by a thirty story Paimon...
.... Even if it seems as if the God of Destruction hath had Legos surgically implanted into the arches, Heels and every other toe of Teccy's feet so every step is a collegiate level class in pain...


Even if all of this hath transpired...

The part where Teccy half burped/half yelped in agony (you know... the part where if you turn up the visual contrast on your monitor you can actually see his soul leave his body..?) had me close to shitting myself laughing lmao...

I'm sorry that this was so funny man lol... (And sorry the the weird lead-up... I'm sleep deprived and a lil baked)

All that being said, May the Gacha gods bless you and your channel remains a PHENOMENALLY entertaining distraction from an incredibly cruel and unforgiving world.

Keep doing what you're doing man.

Love, peace,
...Chicken grease
... and Peace in the Middle East my guy <3

the way you reacted at the end is truly manifesting what F2P means Xd

In my 50 pulls I got gepard and tonguing.

Go to hecta office and try pulls there you will got 5star there.

Relatable streamer

Bruh this is like 4 minutes build up for a 20 pull video? My man is milking content THIS HARD?

I keep on rerolling account and keep getting Bronya and the ice sword dude
i want Himeko or Gepard ;-;

most relatable streamer ever

75 pulls on regular 5 star cone😭

After pulling on my account watching Tecy is the best way I can make myself feel better about not getting anything <3

i guess teccy went from Free To Play to Feel The Pain.. welcome to the club teccy :)

Lvl up ur characters and ascend them to get the free standard pull.

I feel you im p2p and I got 4 5 starts

So does this kind of prove how predatory these gatcha games are. You get next to nothing if you play free or pay a ton of money for a slim chance at decent stuff lol.

I have the worst account, did 50 warps for Seele.. not a single 5 star so far....

it's okay if you finish the whole game . you can actually pull 100 in standard. 40 tickets in Begginer not counted .🙏🙏

I'm f2p, rerolled acc 3 times. Ended with e1 seele, e0 Clara and bronyan. 0 spent baby

Dance dance dance

Yes yes yes yes yes yes no no no no no

I like how you can see the true despair in his face

got clara and seele in 13 prem warps and got clara in my first 10 pull of the non prem warps, im lucky i gues

At this point id just start a new account XD You have plenty of time to catch up

Subscribing to share the pain

I'm dealing with the opposite, I got Himeko, Seele, Bronya, Tingyun and Yanqing as a F2P and it just feels so... Wrong. Like, it hasn't been a week and I'm pretty much set to mop the floor with the game, it is crazy. I only hope the struggle won't go away, because that's that good shit.

March is quite good, having agro card on her and no need healer in the team.

Teccy finally experiencing the same sht happening to us huh?

i got Gepard and Welt. Exactly those two i didnt want to pull......

Got Arlan and Serval on my first pull

this is so entertaining haha ftp teccy is a lot fun ( seeing others suffer )

Bro i feel that ive played for almost a week now and i didnt get a single welt 😭😭😭

I managed to pull Hook, guitar mommy and Bronya in that F2P grind and unless the second planet pulls a fast one, I feel like with them, Trailblazer and Herta, I can just break this game over my knee. And with the game giving me the healer mommy I can just say "lol no" to the game trying to break me back.

Thank you for sharing F2P pain

[*] thats for u man

Wtf is this ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Why is tectone broke?

You not using Eidolons is a weird choice bro...

bro please stay f2p it's so relatable LMAO. i share your pain

In gacha games F2P = self harm :')

I dont normally reroll but I sorta wosh I had. Out of the 6 syandard 5 stars I wouldve been fine with any of the following 4: Clara, Himeko, Yanqiing, Welt. On my 20th newbie pull I got Gepard....ok I still have the 50th pull to get something good right? 50th pull.....another Gepard. Pull on Seeles banner, even if I lose the 50/50 as long as its one of those 4 were golden. I lose 50/50....….and get Bailou. Guess all my pull luck was used up in Genshin😅

I've been playing for 5 days now got yanqing c1 already, himeko and gepard and i'm completely f2p😂😂 my luck is busting out in star rail

Got Tingyun, Gepard and Bronya on F2P pulls. Lmao. But i paid 50$ for Pela and Hook. I only got 50$ a month so im verry happy

Idk what's so hard, just pull Himeko. It's so easy

damn your account is trash lol

I have to admit. Star Rail is giving me PTSD back when I used to care about my Genshin Summons. I got Welt when I lost my 50/50 80 rolls in. THEN I got him AGAIN on the standard at 79 rolls. Not only that but Hoyoverse must’ve upped the rate of the 4 stars on the banners cuz I got almost no one new from the banners. I have a E4 Natasha, an E3 hook, and E3 Pela. I’m currently at 65 with guarantee on the Seele banner and have finished every nook and cranny in the game. To think I put in so much work to get absolutely nothin. But that’s the pain of a gacha. Ive got no one to blame but myself for getting myself back into this when I knew it was gonna go terribly. I at least hope my sacrifice gave someone deserving a Seele or Yanquing..

You finally understand what's it's like lol

i got seele after 78 pulls in her banner and himeko after 80 f2p btw so yeah it suck