Natalie Raps - SNL Digital Short

The Lonely Island turned out the most iconic digital shorts of the 2000s. Nothing in the modern era of the show comes anywhere near touching the quality of their shorts. Absolute virtuosos at such a young age!

Natalie was never hotter than in this moment

The way she’s moving is so annoying

❤

Now i love her...

when she smashes the bottle on her head after yelling at that poor little amidala, the angels cry LOLOLOLOL

She's was just method acting for her role in "Vox Lux" here

Ah yes, back when SNL was still funny.

"You mean a 211?"

"...Yeah."

Calm down phd candidate

This beat is actually legit

This makes me love her even more 😭

cringe af

The way I haven't seen this skit in YEARS and sill remember every word omg...

Basically a cover of Eazy-E’s No More Questions.

/
Lyrics
Main results
We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman.
Hello
So, Natalie, what's the day in life of Natalie Portman like?
Do you really want to know?
Yes, tell us
I don't sleep motherfucker
Off that yak and Durban
Doing 120 getting head while I'm swerving
Damn Natalie you a crazy chick
Yo shut the fuck up and suck my dick
I bust in dudes mouth like gushers motherfucker
Roll up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker
To drink and fight
To fuck all night
Don't test when I'm crazy on that airplane glue
Put my foot down your throat
'Til you shit in my shoe
Leave you screaming
Pay for my dry cleaning
Fuck your man
It's my name that he's screaming
I'm sorry Natalie, but are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?
I never said I was a role model
What about the kids that look up to you? Do you have a message for them?
All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick
It's Portman mother fucker
Drink till I'm sick
Slit your throat
And poor nitrous down the hole
Watch you laugh and cry
While I laugh you die
And all the dudes
You know I'm talking to you
(we love you Natalie)
I wanna fuck you too
P is for Portman
P is for pussy!
I'll kill your fucking dog for fun so don't push me
Well, Natalie I'm surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate.
Well there's a lot you may not know about me.
Really? Such as?
When I was in Harvard
I smoked weed every day
I cheated every test
And snorted all the yay
I gotta a def posse
And you gotta buncha dudes
I sit right down on your face and take a shit
Natalie you are a bad ass bitch (hell yeah!)
And I always pay for your dry cleaning
When my shit gets in your shoe (What!?)
As for the drug use
Well I can vouch for that
My dick is scared of you
Girl
Okie-doke. One final question,
If you steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood,
Who would it
No more questions

this is not my Natalie

Still waiting

Boy, that were specifically nasty periods. Jokes asides, it's funny when ladies try to menacing. Like an angry puppy

Not it🎉

Saturday Night Live alien encounters

well she banged Darth Vader....

why

samberg's lines are the worst part of this otherwise fire track.

She can be good rapper...Gemini in her after all

I love how almost the entire interview section sounds just like the interview section from "No more questions" by Eazy-E

Whatchu want, Mike Wheeler?
To drink and fight!
Whatchu need, Mike Wheeler?
To fuck all night!

Ive already suspected im developing a crush on her.
Now i think im falling in love.

If the House of Dragon fandom was smart. They would do a tik tok to this with a Daemon lol

SHE WAS SO REAL FOR THIS

If Ashton Kutcher was transitioning....

Well, Darren aronofsky got the inspiration for black swan, and the idea of casting Natalie in it, from this video

Anakin be shocked after watching this

Andy looks like he is ready to burn down America in the spring and summer BLM riots in the name of Social Justice...😢

Still slaps in 2023

To be fair, that guy’s final question was very stupid.

Natalie Portman 2024

This video is my Roman Empire

Where's the guy who always writte the lyrics of the songs? I, a not English speaker, need him so bad right now 😂😭

I always knew she was a baddy baddy

When you thought Natalie Portman couldn't get any hotter.

Fun fact: dude with horns became Shy Ronnie after this video

Now see why Anakin feel in love with her.

This is Andy Samberg's best contribution to society

Andy is the best!!!❤

Sigh.. she's so fucking photogenic. That last Whaaat 😍

That's how you know Natalie is Oscar material 😏

WHERE'S THE. UNCENSORED VERSION?
RM

Natalie Rocks!! Kewl, lol

All these years and never knew this was where TeamFourStar got the Jaden Yuki rap tune from. The fact Natalie did this is amazing