Ranking the Spouses of Stardew Valley

one of the reasons i love Harvey is he stays the doctor after marriage. like, he spends half the week as a doctor, and the other half reading doctor books and enjoying fatherhood

I like saying the most because he's like the best and like I'm married him in the in stardew Valley so yeah if you're not a fan of Shane Will I Am

I dont know why haley gets so much hate, she is the easiest partner to get for the first flower dance, and sure she is mean when you first meet her but a bad first encounter is still a memorable one

Based on looks AND personality, I love the attractive and outdoorsy Leah. HOWEVER. Her heart events are all about her past relationship and romancing her feels as if you're just a rebound.

Yessss. Alex is legit the best husband for a male farmer.

Penny Best Girl!!!

So... Does Seany know that he looks exactly what Harvey would look like irl? Like perfectly the same?

I wish we got Sandy over Emily :/ so sad. It would’ve been the only shop keeper you could marry. That would’ve been so cool. The only redeemable factor about Emily is the fashion show heart event & cheating on her with Hayley. Emily is a ugo & Sandy is way better in every way. Mad at the community for choosing Emily over Sandy. Like Emily isn’t even attractive. I hope that Sandy is added in the game later as a bachelorette.

Back when I first started playing, I wanted to marry robin. Then when I found out that she was married, I started wondering if I could plan Demetrius’ murder.

Imagine penny just stopped teaching jas and Vincent after she got married 😂

I love watching Alex and penny appreciation, but damn that Sam slander

Marus Dialogue lets you know how much she loves and cares for you and when your waiting for your kid to be born/adopted she constantly talks about how excited and happy she is. Maru is my favorite bachelorette! I am highly offended 😤

Emily is weird so I agree, she made me awkward lol

Wizard & Sandy should be single

Hayley in F Tier is sad 🥲

Maru is funny but her design is just so ugly I would’ve dated her if it was her old design

I’ll never understand why we can’t marry Sandy??? She’s literally single ?

How dare you insult Emily! She is the love of my life and I will lay down my life for this pure soul with a booty that don't stop!

shane being lower than penny is crazyyy

"One bachelorette that stands leagues above the others", yeah, Haley

Those putting Leah on S put Elliot on F and Elliot lovers be doing the opposite

I feel really upset with Harvey always being called ugly when he is literally my exact type in pixels

I like to imagine Sean talking about leah like "one bachalorette to rule them all"

I very much agree

Emily S

The way Seanie had to search Alex’s age 😭 for me if a man has relatively long hair and mussels SIGN ME UP

i just don’t like elliot because his name is my brother’s middle name

I married Alex during my first play through. I wasn't planning on dating him at all, but his heart events made me cry every time 🥲 i had to marry him 🥲

The disrespect of my wife emily cannot dtand

this is the worst tier list ive ever looked at..😨

Objectively false. Seb is the worst, he's a smoker. I never talk to him.

Bro is Harvey why he hating on himself

"ur dum" has GOT to be like... the "dumest" thing ever lol

I love that you checked Alex’s age lmao

At first i was diaspointed i cant marry Robin .
But im a Optimist ... I banged her daugther

"OH SHANE"

Yeah. That about sums him up.

Justice for Elliot! Hes super sweet and romantic ocne you get to know him!!

We can throw hands over Elliott right NEOW

THANK YOU!!! I LOVE HER TO DEATH TOO! VERY EASY TO DATE AND I LOVE HER SO MUCH THABK YOU FOR AGREEING!!! SHES SO SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!! LIVE LAUGH LOVE LEAH

Pain

'S+' would've been more sensitive hahah

What about Jas? I love her...

nice

I love your voice

Maru in C TIER?! KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUTTA YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTH! - Will Smith

dude that's my wife you're talking about