“I WALKED ACROSS THE BORDER” - Therapy Gecko

Have moist critikal as your next guest if you want +2000 aura

Lies 🤥🤣

I am salvi also the first story was cool, its safer now because its president Naiyib Bukele

Walking is believable. If he said, Ventura America. Its only a few hours from the border passed los Angeles

Ewwwwww a salvadorian (im mexican)

Ronaldo is goated

Do ice a favor give ur face name and address you’ll be seen soon

Mom literally sent him on a hero's journey but holy traumatic

bro GEICO needs to just get you in an ad the way you're becoming a finance gecko " welcome back to therapy gecko you can save 15 percent or more on car insurance when you use geico "

The lack of costume from neck down is, just the best. 😂

I agree, many immigrate to u.s because they believe theyll get more opportunities and then after a couple years eventually realize its better to retire back at home. My mom is from the Dominican Republic and is considering it lol

Can’t smoke weed in El Salvador nope

interesting geography on the map in the thumbnail

J(ay?)!!! You can get a Work & Holiday visa in so many countries, including Australia. You can get an English teaching job in Thailand, Vietnam, China, or South Korea and be in one of those countries within 1-3 months and many will pay your airfare. Being in Asia gets you in much closer proximity to Australia and OUT of your parents’ house much faster. I weep that you have not done any research because your dream could become a reality so quickly if you just start ACTING on it 😭

The Roth IRA logic had me crackin tf up

It sucks that for Rolando that is so difficult to follow his dreams for doing photography. I wish him the best of luck in his cybersec career and that can ease the switch to his passion whenever he feels confident. I do think that if he really wants to go back to El Salvador, he should expect that it wont be easy to get a house, but it's more possible to get it there than in the US.

you're such a nice bear, i want to be your boyfriend!

Don’t feel sorry for the second Caller you knew what you were getting into when you started doing porn there’s no going back now, so you might as well

Don’t feel sorry for the second Caller you knew what you were getting into when you started doing porn there’s no going back now, so you might as well

4-5k a week is nothing I make that as a server definitely don’t sell your body for that little or money

I love how he didn't wear his suit but never fails to paint his face green

The sister doesn't want to hear her daughter go "I want to show my hole for strangers online like auntie when I grow up" what a reasonable monster.

Hey heck I’m a day late to this but it’s my bday today and I love watching these crazy twists of these stories many tell…. let’s goooo

Is it really better there or is it just at the grass is always greener on the other side?

I cannot fully express enough how full of shit the first caller is.

You were at the albany funny bone and i had to work so I missed ya. Hope you come back someday. Ill take the day off even.

How does one go about calling the big gecko

i’m with rolando im saving up and moving back to mexico soon, after 20 years here the american dream is dead to me. time to load up my lil off road tacoma i’ve built and see my folks back home

yo real talk on the roth ira what use are funko pops when you're 60

The show should be called the Trolled Gecko

Can confirm that food is way better in South America.

Wouldn't move to the dystopia that is the US even if they payed me for it.

Terrible way to explain ROTH IRA 😂😂😂😭😭

collab with stavros halkias would go crazy

Rolando you’re sexy

What an ungrateful person this is exactly the kind of people we don’t want in America.

Holy cow, the LGBT art major barista is REAL. And they were fired for being late every day. Lol
For real though, props to them on surviving cancer. Hope they can do something good with the second chance at life they have.

That's the hairiest gecko I've seen in my entire life.

rolando please start the spanish parrot show i will listen

Damn nayib bukele with the W

Didn't know geckos were so hairy 😂

Can we find Bean asking for a friend?

He basically explains exactly how people in mexico cross the border to america illegally in great detail 💀

Come to michigan!!!!

I found out my sister was doing OF type stuff at one point. It didn't matter. She can do what she wants. I have a friend too who's basically like a sister to me who does it. I get to hesr the funniest stories about dude's kinks. It's great.

Yes yes close borders there are no countries without borders

Eating good food. A cold beer and watching my favorite gecko chat shit 😂🔥

First caller is what's destroying our nation. Not the only thing but a big part of our problems