Desert Mario 64 (ft. Vargskelethor)

not sure if this playthrough is officially recognized by the desert Mario 64 committee because of the gameshark code that was used to fix the broken tire on the mario.

Toads with chat masks. That’s your chat.

i occasionally come back to rewatch this amazing stream

Went about 6 months clean, I relapsed today, watching for the 8th time now 😔

The fact that Sweden was playing during the "I spy" part made it so much funnier

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It’s really a testament to how entertaining Joel and SF are, that this many people would be willing to watch them play a game of just going in a straight line for 8 hours

I love how Joel is in constant fear that he’s gonna get bofa’d in some new and obscure way

I used to be a fake gamer, but now that I have experienced a None Pizza with Left Beef my parents love me, my siblings respect me, and I can beat New Super Mario Bros. I will be making a room covered wall to wall, ceiling, and floor, with None Pizza with Left Beef so as to maximize the realness of my gamering.

It is currently 2 in the morning and I woke up an hour ago with my blankets scrambled, an ear bud below my bed, and a need for both a bathroom break and food. 5 minutes ago I started craving Olive Garden breadsticks. The breadsticks aren't even my favorite thing to have at Olive Garden.

It's 1h30 am. It will be 3am when im done watching this. I am not speeding up past the cap, i am strolling along with them 'til the end. God bless you two

I've watched this video a million times, and despite having never played or watched runescape I still find tub explaining how he lost all of his money and runes trying to reclaim his stuff one of the funniest things in the world.

Ive never seen the chin ball sack facial hair technique... quite interesting...

engagement :>

Been rewatching this video every 6 months, it never gets old. One of my favorites

desert Mario sunshine anyone? getting to water slide the trip and it'll still take 8 hours

This video is growing ever closer to a deserved 1mil views, my biggest dream in life is to see simple get the recognition he deserves and has undoubtably earnt. I feel the only reason that hasn't happened is because this community is vastly self-contained, everyone here has the same humour, but that's not a bad thing and he has branched out on a couple of occasions, Anyways, call me when this has 5mil views and Simple has like 750k subs cause I'll be first in line for the party.

Fourth time watching this I think Joel is sus amogus

I hear Kaze made exactly ONE of the yellow divider lines a patch of quicksand

I come back to this video every now and then. Always love hearing the convo like its the 1st time

desor bus

ive been through the desert with a joel with no name

There should be a Desert Mario 128 where you HAVE to backwards long jump the whole way or else it takes like 20 hours

simpl flop when will you play Postal 2

i was tired while watching this video and i think it adds something to the experience, really enjoyed the stupid jokes of both of you; might watch again

sometimes my arms do hurt when i sneeze

this is like an annual watch for me at this point

I would 've loved if there were sanity effects. that would instigate even more gaslighting shenanigans

I'm occasionally returning here just to chill.

It should be like the real Desert Bus where you're constantly moving slightly to the side and going off the road at all causes you to have to start over

i rewatch this every year

3 year mark of desert bus 64

happy birthady simpleflips!!!

on the subject of paranormal stuff, when i was a child, i saw what looked like a bullet bill with no face and no arms fly over my parents house. i heard no sound of crashing or any explosion afterwards. and no, it wasn't a bird, it was far too big and round to be anywhere near the shape of a soaring bird.

"you can have my savestate"
"damn i would lose an hour"

ah yes pre-dystopia before steve was in smash

Fun Fact: Slide Kicks are the fastest method of movement in super mario 64. This is why you got the "Above Speed Limit" message with them and nothing else.

Whenever I need to work on stuff and I want a comfy long video I always come back to this 💖

God bless whoever thought to order None Pizza with Left Beef. And God bless the Domino's employee who gave them exactly what they ordered.

there's something wrong with me i have watched this video all the way through 3 times now

i have watched this video the same amount of time that they spent playing the hack. i legitimately have watched this entire thing 7 times

This made me subscribe.