Five Things I Would Never Do as an Eye Doctor

A lot of people kept asking for this, so here. I hope it’s helpful.

How to cure any damage caused by the u short term use of preservative drops to eyes

I love swimming in the ocean, lol😂

Regarding #4 what if you have a shirime patient?

Love how it gets personal really quick

WAIT: I have heard my WHOLE life that regardless of 20/20 vision? At 40? Like—the DAY—you turn 40–you will need glasses. And, sadly, I’ve seen enough antidotal evidence to back this up fairly well. Is this not true? Re: your perfect eye sight.


Mine was once perfect. I definitely need glasses at 41.

Why did I click this video

😂

thinks its a joke
oh nvm serious talk
oh wow im a clown

Wait a min now! What!😂

Make one little joke about the vaccine and post gets deleted. I love it!

You have a ryan reynolds kind of dry humor, really funny 😂👍

Neat.

That is the most logical set of 5 things an ophthalmologist won't do! And in that order too!

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You don't have to rub your perfect eyesight into my non-perfect eyes like this 😒😅

But what if we all insist you swim in the ocean with sharks? Come on, live a little 😅

Visine is a god send idk what you’re on about. I’ve had dry eyes since childhood & one drop in each eye has fixed that prblm everyday for the last 3 years.

Ophthalmologists have neither the training or desire to perform non eye related procedures. That’s what Jonathan is for.

Didn't expect a Joe Biden reference at the end of number 4

The patient dropped his pants and spread his cheeks at the optometrist's office . The doc said "hey what are you doing? I'm an optometrist!"
The patient said, "I know, there's a glass eyeball stuck in there"

Let me tell you something that i would never do as an ophthalmologist based on my experience as a patient with severe Uveitis for almost a whole year.

1. Believe Patients own Diagnosis, to be fair, no doctor should.
2. Refuse to Diagnose because iTs InFeCtIoUs.
3. Refuse to Acknowledge my Diagnosis may be Incorrect, especially if first Medication doesn't fully cure.
4. Avoid severe and long term medication and try not to damage eye sight.
5. Give Emergencies the top priority.. Especially if it's caused because of my incompetence.


Thanks to stubborn Ophthalmologists, my Eyesight is no longer 20/20 and i have Eye Dryness + Astigmatism at early age.

The "from a doctor licensed in the US" at the bottom makes this so much better

Agree about the ocean! I live in Florida. Nuff said, lol. Love your videos Dr. G

I got 20/20 so you'll never see me in your office 😎

Today i went to ophthalmologist, he prescribed Tom O'LOL eyedrop and requested perimetria, before the consult he kept us waiting for two hrs and went to operate on some idiot, my only complain is why he isnt half as handsome.
I think being good looking is very important for ophthalmologist, it gives the patients the will to see.

Lol

"Why did the patient take their pants off in the first place?" Lmbo. Good question, doctor.

what is the salary of an ophthalmologist? I’m Interested to be an ophtalmologist

Finally I get you and your videos. The ocean is not to be messed with. There’s a chart for it, F-around and find out.

I wear contacts. I swim in the ocean, well I used to when I lived near it. I also used to run into buildings on fire.

Contact lenses are just a convenient thing to use

we know more about space than we know about the ocean, doc.

Eye Bro, I love all your videos. However, this one and the ones with the rural doctor are my favorites. Thank you for all the laughs.

prison!! LOL!!!

Ok… Visine sucks… any recommendations on which to use? My partner gets redness easily!

Obviously theyre having a problem with their brown eye and thats why youre down there

#5... Truer words have never been spoken...

Notice he didn't say shh about starring directly at he Sun or sitting too close to the tv. Childhood win.

I didn't want a colonoscopy either

The best video eye've ever seen 👀

As a shark attack victim survivor, but it's fun

Adorable 😊

This felt like a how to basics video

Solid list.

Honestly the ocean is full of monsters, so you’re probably smart with that one.

woo～that is so good

woo~i like it

I may be an opthalmologist.

Enter the water enter the food chain