Real things I’ve seen as a Paramedic. I still think about this every day. #ems #firefighter #knee

Never seen a double jointed knee before

not much injuries would bother me but seeing the body twisting the wrong way that hard 🤢

I remember reading somewhere that the victim turned out to be a sex offender. But I'm not finding it on here now

If that happend to me I'll convince myself that it's not real

"Do you think NOW is a good time to lect-" YES! BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE HEALTHY AGAIN, YOU'RE GONNA DO IT AGAIN

The facepalm I had

I learned that lesson from death proof :)

I used to be Irish Army then went in to Medical after my contract was up. Wanna guess how dark my sense of humor is? :P

I’ll never forget the time we pulled up to find a moped rider was using his leg to jack up the front of some random drivers car. Very kind of him to carry out an impromptu service in the middle of the road like that. And yes, his leg was no longer the right way round. And no, I doubt very much he got to keep that leg. Horrible. But I don’t think about it every day. In fact, I hadn’t thought about it for years till I saw this video. You need to toughen up Jason.

I about lost my food too at just the thought 😂

Psalm 18:30 HNV — As for God, his way is perfect. The word of the LORD is tried. He is a shield to all those who take refuge in him.

It is in fact, the perfect time to lecture him. He'll definitely remember the lecture after this XD

pokes at it aooug 👁👄👁

"regretting having eyes"

I saw this video of a man that had his hand hanging out his window. A drunk driver got too close to his car and hit his hand. The video later cut to the damage inflicted and the dude’s wrist was basically hanging by thread of flesh. It was one of the grizzliest things I have ever seen and I still remember that image. To this day, I DO NOT hang any body part of mine out of a window.

This guy thought he was in a music video, putting his limbs out the window of a moving vehicle.

“Ima go throw up in that bush over there then go from there” is the most average joe response ever! I love it!!!

"My moron brother over there just got his leg rearranged"
Lmao thats a new sentence

City worker christmas 🎄 😎 no politics table

1970 egg roll

The “OoOohH gOd” got me

The fact that he has actually dealt with this situation is funny and crazy at the same time

If I had been asked "if right now was a good time to lecture me" I would've, without skipping a beat said "yes. Look at you"
PS: I likely would've eventually said "this is a very convenient time to lecture you actually. I didn't wake up planning one but here we are"

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Dude, all jokes aside you make great content. I love your videos even though I can’t related to them. Your a great content creator

Rearran- oh god

Omg I think I'm gonna go throw up in a bush 😮

"Don't stick your elbow out so far. It might go home in another car!"

Are in the party? NSA is f’in’ with me and I can’t tell. So here’s your personal invitation.

Im the oldest of 5 brothers, theyre all idiots like that (except the youngest)

If you don't want him to put his foot out the window, just lock the windows

When I was a kid mom told me of a friend of hers who lost her forearm like this. To this day I won't even let passangers hang a limb from my car. Ever.

"fungus filled" goes crazy

As a former Children's Museum manager, I saw all manner of bodily fluids, seizures, allergic reactions, blood gushing from places it shouldn't, heart attacks, head trauma, unaddressed infections, been in the first aid room with kids non stop vomiting...but the one time this girl jumped off the playground platform and tripped at the same time and came down VERY VERY wrong and they called me, I nearly passed out.

"Thats not good man"
Comforting words you want to hear from your paramedic

Lmao the "Rea...OOOH GOD!l😂

“Foot fungus filled feet out the window”…is that the best you can do to your sibling? But I’m dying either way 😂

Real hard jobs need real strong people.

His leg is so preppy💅

Well, seeing as you described this guy had committed child abuse in the where are they now video, I no longer have sympathy. 😏

You and Habitual Linecrosser need to do a collab.

I tell stories that make people laugh, because no one was laughing when it happened. We never tell the stories of laughing to keep from freaking out or breaking down.

“That’s not good, man.”

Killed me

Ive had my arm as a new elbow before. It didnt hurt as much as it should have, honestly.

As a Trauma surgeon, if people used their brains more often, I wouldn’t be needed as often.
(And also wouldn’t get as high as a salary as I do now)

imagine this happens to u and the paramedic says,” oh man, thats really not good.” while trying not to vomit, or faint. paramedics see a lot.

AND THATS WHY U DONT DO THAT!! my grandpa almost died putting his legs on the dashboard

Me watching your ‘things I’ve seen as a paramedic’: immense unyielding physical pain

Regretting breakfast 😂😂😂😂😂