Programming Memes 4 || r/ProgrammerHumor

cpp pointer to pointer : i know a guy who knows a guy

Dude thanks for the memes. I laugh alot

4 reasons to learn binary:
00. it's cool
01. null
10. null
11. null

Debugging: the process of removing bugs. A bug is a discrepancy between the program spec and the program's actual behaviour. Debugging is accomplished by modifying the program to run as specified, or by rewriting the spec to describe how the program currently runs.

Array sort :Ddd lol, yepps

I thought it was fRImware for some reason

british dev: (background colour).
why my css is not working?
an american: oh my friend, you spell it wrong, it's color.
british: when did you learn to write colo(u)r without u?
americans: we didn't know that u even exists.

Debugging:
"Being a detective in a crime where you're also the murderer"...

NO SH!T SHERLOCK !...

Ow wait, is it true? stackoverflow has a home page? fr?

What if all programming languages are invented by Stack Overflow admins to make the site useful? No one would need it if the languages were clear and straight-forward.

Having to debug someone else’s code and realising that there were 3-4 other scenarios not taken care of and unit tests weren’t done = anger for the entire sprint

I've never seen stack-over-flow home page

noone uses javascript to make games. A chad would use c++ to make game and ai. And make people think that c++ is the easiest

wait ... I thought firmware was just software especially made for corporations ... or big firms.

I keep notebooks and a cup of pens in my bed- and bathroom. Never will I have another idea that flies away before I can write it down to forget later.

the thumb nail almost wrap Death Note's storyline.

I remember in my freshman year, I had a C test and I had just installed the compiler the day before--was working fine and everything. The test day comes and my code editor acts like the compiler never even existed. I then asked the assistant in charge if I could use one of my friend's laptop once they were done cause mine was being a bitch, and he said sure. I got a laptop, finished the test and was about to show the compiled code to the assistant when the professor saw that I had two laptops on my table. I told her that my compiler wasn't working and tgat I asked the assistant if I could use another laptop. Said assistant then proceeds to act like I never asked him in the first place. Long story short I didn't get a grade for that test, but still managed to ace the exam at the end of the semester which helped my grade.

stackoverflow has a homepage?

Oh how I wished I could debug code of other's. How many times did I run into compiler bugs or even graphics driver issues where I had to figure out what is happening and somehow do a workaround...

i Actually got on Stackoverflow homepage... 200 questions per minute

The BIOS is technecly Firmware

Is libreoffice base a database

My programming class is literally called Forloop🤣🤣