EU4 Guide to Jerusalem and the Knights Hospitaller

EU4 is back on the menu! Apologies for the delay - more content to come shortly. What type of videos / games would you like to see in the future? Let me know in the comments!

Fucking hell hearing Americans butcher all the names of places really puts me off. Couldn't get through this. In future worth googling how to say Papal state and Athens etc. 🤣 Paple state and Ayfans 😆😆🤣

DEUS VULT

how it is possible to besiege byzantium? they always have 8k men over there so it's impossible to go there. Also, Ottomans usually declare war on byzantium before 1453, so I can't complete the transport constructions by that time.

the raiding was how the knights survived irl

i live in the only entire country the knights owned and i assure this based

how am i so unlucky i wanted to attack cyprus guranteed by the mamlucks and constan is already taken by the ottomans and serbia joined i had to tak venice with me and they took athens

so what do you do when the ottomans truce break in 1448 and just kill the Byzantines ): haha

why lose the ability to raid coasts?

GO FOR IRATE JERUSALEM

i almost heard you talking you should make it harder to hear your voice

How can i play as the knights without dlc? I can’t raid coasts

Can someone explain why I don’t have this mission tree…? Is it part of a DLC opposed to an update?

your voice is like a soft cool pillow that I want to lay my head on and close my eyes

Hey, small question about the game: if I try making Castillian Reconquista, how do I make Causus Belli on Andalusia?

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Why go religous when you get the holy war cb as jersusalem?

your voice is amazing. I like sleeping while listening to your videos lol

How the hell did Poland accept your alliance so easy? On what difficulty do you play?

I don't have to fabricate a claim on the like button

Its my core state already

Ahh yes, crusader australia

What's happen if u attack medina to convert people to Christianity?

You're American?! I thought you were Dutch or something based on your accent lol.

You're American? DAMMIT! I thought you were native French.

anyone here after watching Kingdom of Heaven?

Tried this strategy quite some times now (~9 restarts), but Byzantium literally never declares war on anyone. They just sit idle till the Ottomans go in and it's too late

Not all Christian nations can release Jerusalem, much to my dismay during my Ethiopia game

I managed to get Ayyubids on Jerusalems throne. Ultimate mindfuckery.

ayyyy-thens :P

Not only are you a badass player, your voice also makes this video a half-ASMR

I tried to follow the guide but when i win the war against byzantium i don't have the option to vassalise byzantium.

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I always wonder how many times Alzabo has to restart to get these perfect starts.

Tried five times so far and Byzantium refuses to move their army from Byzantium.

making greek supported culture instead of taking the cultural manpower decision? for shame

oh yeah, let me casually PU Austria and Hungary xD

Build Allies and Galleys Poland, got it.

which version of EU IV is this? Thank you for helping :)

No mention of the option/decision to make Greek an accepted culture, is something worth to know about at least.

Girls when they go to Jerusalem: Ehh there's nothing to do hore.
Boys when they go to Jerusalem: war noises

You have a strange way of pronouncing "Epirus"

I never played EU4 but your voice is nice.

damn otomans allied france and bohemia, guess i'll fuck myself then

well this is with dlc's so it doesnt work with people who are broke

Would love for you to do a video on Wallachia - I've tried at least 20-30 different playthroughs and being sandwiched between Hungry Hungary and the Ottomans has to be the most challenging thing I've encountered in this game, considering Moldavia starts off being protected by Poland, cannot gain any CB in Serbia since we don't share a border, and has a trash economy to start the game, it makes it ultra hard mode. Your mission tree can get you claims on all bordering Ottoman land, and there are some events/missions that get you claims in lower and upper Transylvania, but it's so hard to break out of the initial lock you find yourself in. I'm pretty convinced if it can be done, that you can show me how :) haha

on every single one of the tutorials i bearly see any enemy troops? maybe the ottoman ai was so facinated by the strat it left the map?

My man really be pronouncing epirus as Ah-Pie-rus

It is on normal, it would not work on very hard. Good guide nonetheless

why are you reading french articles?

In my attempt I allied Venice, the papal states rivalled Venice so I couldn't ally them, Poland declared war on Hungary and had no interest in rivalling the ottomans, Aragon became Castile's junior partner pretty early and the added distance did not help with relations. Then the ottomans reached military level 5 years before anyone else, declared war on Venice (allied with me, Naples and Genoa), gained 10,000 manpower out of nowhere, sieged down Constantinople in 100 days (Byzantines are my vassal) and are defeating the Italian armies.
I'll try again...

Instructions unclear, formed a Cyprus Pirate Republic