The Best Of: Jim Gaffigan

What do you think of genetic tests? Are they a corporate money-making scheme, or are they used to help us learn about our history?

I Heard his bit about the gastroenterologist at least 20 times. I know it by heart. His delivery makes the joke so effective. Jim Gafigan is my favourite comedian by miles.

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How's he have more hair than 20 years ago?

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Sent this to my Very religious, retired and lack of humor mother!

TRY IT!... She responded ;)

I love winter

As far as last names go no one addresses Dickinson. Just saying...

I had a great dentist once called Dr. Hacker..😁

I always LMAO at Jim’s routines!!!

You don't understand. I'm from Indiana, and it's sad that I know the Tom Raper R.V. business... (Forest Gumb style)..."It's a household name".. lmfao

True about massages

“I’m gonna go either graphic designer or saint.”

“That guy used to pick on me in high school. He’s pope, now?!”

Can’t wait to see another special from Dr. Laugh-again 😀

"Dog parent" needs to be erased from our language.

I'm going to go into construction, Amazon, or saint... Not sure which yet but Auto correct seems to be pointing toward Amazon....

I am pretty sure Gaffigan means: Make us laughagain.

Oh lord! Once, I'd just returned to the U.S. after a year in Europe, where massages are in the nude. From habit, I removed my clothing before getting under the little blanket. I heard a little inhalation from the woman-masseuse, then she focused on my right butt cheek and never left that one area! It was awful. I tried to tell her taht my back was tense, but she never left aht one butt area. I never went back.

What's really funny is Googled Gaffigan and it actually does mean anxious. 😅

Lmao if you’ve been to Jamaica you know why the dogs need rescuing 🥴 I was actually there when the news covered the story of the program that sends their stray dogs to the US to get adopted and my step mother chuckled at the irony of dogs getting a visa before her.

I almost choked on my pretzel laughing at the massage jokes

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I know Tom Raper RV lol...the jingle was always "save today Tom rapers way...also love how it was on the border in the middle of nowhere lol

My family tells me, "I am the blossomingflower of the family and that's grandpa always called me a blooming idiot until he died

Cancel this idiot for supporting Bidens agenda.

Long live the 🍀 Jim 😊😊😊

Damn! I remember the Tom Raper commercials.

Beyond the pale is still my fav.. " Moses, you've been smoking some bush "😂

Jim Gaffigan is so Hilarious♥️

Just great...

Everyone's mad that vikings and Russians can handle what the rest of the world can't! soft as people.....

He is awesome.

He sounds like my aunt.

Gaffigan makes me laughagain.

There was a local anti abotion pastor whose last name was dickgrabber.

We wear clothes to hide mutilated penises.

i RESCUED A DOG lmao

I have 6 children. All grown in my belly. Not adopted in other words. I was adopted though.

Omg the lotion in the basket 😂

not funny

I didn't realize he was from Indiana! There are billboards for miles advertising Tom Raper RV's along I-70. It's a very unfortunate name. 😆

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So this is funny?

Political incorrectness is SO REFRESHING!! 😂

As a wife and mother in the USA .... Too overworked to give anyone a massage ..... Now if I had household help .... Like a cook, cleaner, nanny and someone to run errands ... I just may have time an energy to give massages.

I remember my dad taking me to the post office. Good times.

Funny, but I have many Raper's in my ancestry. And I have been to a Raper family reunion. Thankfully it is not part of my own name. But I definitely have relatives with that name.

So the ad is about how you can cheat with AI?

The next time I have someone on my massage table I'm going to be cackling to myself and the whole session is gonna be awkward.

😂I like how Jim G. manipulates his vocal cords to make his voice sound goofy when he’s doing his stand up routine, it makes it even more hilarious!

I went to Tom Raper in Richmond Indiana as a kid.