Halo 2 - Funny Dialogue

Me have dibs on demons boots made me laugh as hard as I can

“Make me a sandwich.” Why was that the one that got me?

Is it because its coming from an alien being with a deep voice, plus he’s saying it to Master Chief of all people? 😂

Whoah the grunt at minute and 2 seconds of this vid a lil sus

“Ive taken a grieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevous wound!” Was my favorite part

Cheeky monke

David cross as a marine

Shit ghost

" I bleed more than that on a regular basis. "
*chokes on my drink*

"Are you mentally handicapped sir ?" 😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you sir may i ha e another had me dying

Bungie was pressed with so much to do in so little time, yet they still had time to make funny dialogue. 343 had more time with their Halo games and didn't do the same.

Makes me want to go through the H2 campaign just to see all the funny dialogue the game has to offer.

Do you do foot massages Arbiter?
looks down
Your armor is quite impressive, can i try your hat?

"Oh its still warm" kills me every time

"thank you sir may i have another, NOT!" XD so casual after being shot like 5 times.

looks better than infinite and has humour

The last one is absolute gold! 😂

Uh let’s see our colonies are blown to hell the covenant have found earth and our last best hope is a guy in green metal underoos with serious friendly fire issues oh I’m great

I remember going afk to make a sandwich and mid way through making it i heard Sgt Johnson say "Eh you makin a sammich? Well get me one too!". It left me thinking "well shit. Guess ill make my man a damn sandwich" then proceeded to make a second one. Sadly i had to eat the second sandwich because he couldn't :(

AMAMAUGJILBHEILGJG

The fact that Spartan-II’s show sociopathic tendencies makes Chief’s creepy staring extra funny to me.

I didnt know the grunts say zug-zug. actually based

Wait it this for real or voice overs?

Arbite - Make me a sandwich... 😂😂😂😂

I like how all the Sargeant Stacker moments involve shooting him.

Elite flirt joke exists:
Gen-z/343 Halo fans in the steam community:
"THIS CONFIRMS IT ALL COVENANT ARE GAY YASS" * eats prideflag while writing autistic gay fanfic about arbiter shagging elites*

You know, if the Unggoys actually suggest to sit and have an adult conversation regarding you aim, you just gotta accept that you actually suck. LMAO

You see nipple? Me thirsty. 🤣🤣🤣

For thise who didnt know. Zug zug is the caveman word for "sex"

"Yeah, that's why they call it a breastplate"
TIL Laura Prepon did some voice acting for Halo 2

That David Cross marine has all the best quips

Even when i don't expect it, David Cross shows up to make everything funnier.

"You uh..have some BRAINS..on your mandibles."

😳😳😳, 😡😡😡!!!

War huh what is it good for war what is good huyeeayeeea