The New Mutants - The Sad Final Dribble

just watched this film and my god, what an awful amateurish pile of dog doo. an absolute shocker.

I think this is the first drinker critique that I disagree with. I actually liked this movie and I didn’t think it was as bad as he made it out to be. To be fair tho, I haven’t watched any of the X-men movies except Logan so that might have something to do with it.

Is Tatiana real? thats my question

I’m actually surprised the Drinker hasn’t made a PRODUCTION HELL video for this movie….

Only actor you’ve ever heard of? What about Anya Taylor Joy?

Wtf is up with that little extra dribble!?!

dani oh no not again 😅😄🤣

3 years later. Thanks for letting me know I didn't miss this movie that I never heard of.

Hey man, funny as usual, nice job. I would like to know what you think fo the Netflix film "The Platform". Cheers buddy.

Not a bad movie.

This would be a great subject for your Production Hell series!

I was actually quite interested when I first heard there was going to be a New Mutants move, because I really enjoyed the original comics. Sadly, then I started hearing details about the film...

Not remembered is right. I didn't even know this movie was released 😂

I'll probably only ever remember this movie as the first time I saw Ana Taylor Joy on screen

totally agree about Sophie Turner .. also didnt even remember this movie existed but i think its better than Dark Phoenix..

Personally I’m more interested in the adventures of Hank Rockefeller, Pierre Napoleon, and Angus McHaggiskilt

I'm waisting my time

Just your typical terrible X-Men movie. The real new mutants are the ones that are still live at the end of Logan.

This guy is hilarious and accurate 😆 🤣 😂

"But guys, strong women will sell!" lololololol

Diversity, proWoke s..t that what they feed us, taking our attention to this problem and missing what f*ck ups they did/do/shall.
It is elementary thing of "how to be a successful thief" - make them watch at one hand while another stealing from their pockets. It is doesn't deamnds from your to go to higher thiefcational department. It is f..king basics which their learn at first classes of thiefs school!
You can tell that i'm talkin' obvious things with look of wiseman, but nah it is ok. Maybe you know it but don't think of it as a instrument from thiefs arsenal.

This should have been "Breakfast Club" with murder and mutant powers.

Anya Taylor Joy is another person that seems to be shoehorned into every project these days. I don't get it.

The only thing i didnt agree with was the actors stuff. Anya Taylor Joy is a tremendous actress. Anyone who has watched "The Witch" (who was before shooting New Mutants) can attest to that.

When i watched the movie i for some reason thinking danny was white

I actually liked that movie, it's not a great movie but entertaining. But how can it be that he says the actors are a bunch of unknown nobodies besides Maisie Williams? Charlie Heaton and Anya Taylor-Joy may not have reached super stardom but they are surely not unknown.

I'm glad I bootlegged this trash

The final insult of this movie was that they took away all the characteristics that the creator put into the characters, striped them away, and then couldn't even be bothered to spell his name correctly.

This is a children's movie.

😂

Ilyana Rasputin is Colossus' sister. Who's name is Piotr Rasputin. I'm guessing he's never read a single X-Men comic, like ever.

This is the first time I've ever heard of this movie.

Drinker, your snark and sarcasm was deliciously on point in this video. "Discount Hogwarts" would have had me spitting out my drink, had I been drinking something at that moment. You are a good man, doing good work, with horribly crappy content.

i got a video on this too

Chances are high now this will be Godfather compared to what Disney release

I dont usually disagree with the Drinker on his movie reviews but this time I did. The Drinker describes some of the performances as anemic but I disagree. I believe DOA is a better description. Anemic implies that it had some life to it. Using a bunch of mannequins with abunch of drunks reading the lines would have worked just as well as the crap acting in this movie.

Probably won't be remembered at all? That was prophetic. I forgot about it until this just popped up in my recommendations.

I’m pretty sure drinker is always wasted cause I’ve heard him sober In his old videos and he sounds a bit different idk may be….

Illyiana is Colossus sister from the X-Men.

It's not a coincidence that every star character from game of thrones has become a MARVEL character. Ride the wave of success 🤮

Illyana is Collosus sister

So sick of obligatory homosexuality!!!
WEAK, LAZY, WRITING! DESPERATE ATTEMPT AT RELEVANCE, TO MASK COMPLETE LACK OF IMAGINATION AND WRITING SKILLS!!!
SCUFOOZI!!!!!

Is it just me, or does Sam look like a younger Norman Reedus? He really does!

Your verbal lubrication is what I come here for

The most disrespectful thing they did is fuck up a classic pink Floyd song that was a funking crime against humanity.

Why haven't you done any Austin Powers?

Seeing the blonde naked would have help alot.

I finally got around to watching this a few days ago. The actors did alight with what they had, but the character personalities are written considerably different from what I remember of The New Mutants comic back in the 80s & 90s. Sunspot (Roberto) wasn't a biff, Magik (Illyana) was never a hateful b*tch, and Cannonball (Sam) wasn't a burnt out, traumatized recluse. There were always some personality conflicts, but the characters were more inviting/likeable than what was portrayed in the film, and given how much of a character driven story the whole flick is, that hurt it. That said, I thought the effects were decent, the art/direction stood out, and for a film that was originally targeting a younger audience, it was far better than I expected it to be. It wasn't great, but it was at least interesting - which is more than I can say for a LOT that's come since...