If I Were You: Pizza Toppings

These guys are so in sync man

Technically sauce and cheese can be an after cooked topping like ranch and Parmesan cheese etc

Its crazy to me that amir blumenfeld, an incredibly smart and intersting man, is at his comedic peak when he pretends to be a man child with an IQ below 0

I’ve watched this a sad amount of times

Your best work

An underrated technique in this clip is Geoff deliberately moving on from the joke and steering the conversation back into mundane toppings banter in order to give Amir the opportunity to interrupt again and develop the joke. The diva actually interrupts Jake mid-sentence twice for this purpose. Great initiative and great setup.

This is probably the most foul video on the internet

that's the best way to eat
it
sliced up
real nice

Anchovies

NFCheeeeeeeeese

What episode is this again

I want "I like a sauce" to be on a shirt so bad. With a crude drawing of Amir as popeye

Like, I'm sure it would ruin it, or be boring or something, but every time I rewatch this, I just... Need to know why Amir did that at all?

this is one of the funniest bits amir has done, maybe ever

Wow this clip is cut too short. Gotta wait for the sprinkles.

CHEEZE PLEASE…. and dont forget the SAUCE

I don't know why or how, but I keep on coming back here

no offense but geoffrey is a beautiful man

I LIKE A SAAAAAAAUCE

the best part is seeing the first 7 seconds where Amir is contorting is face

It's criminal that there's not a video version of The Headgum Podcast

Amir is a National Treasure 2, so not quite a National Treasure

Headgum needs to make a shirt that says "CHEEEEZZZE PLEASSSE!"

I've watched this like, a bad amount of times.

Green pepper, spicy sausage and onions, ya bunions!
I don't hate or like pineapple on pizza. If it's the only pizza there, I'll eat it but I'll never be willing order it for myself lmaoo

Where'd Geoff get the coat? I need one.

Are you and Jake ever returning to college humor to do more Jake & Amir skits

Reilly Anspaugh is a national treasure. Gosh that laugh is contagious.

"AND A WHOLE LACK OF SAUCE"

ye... gimme a pizza and make it BONELESS

I just now saw this and i've actually died. please send flowers to my loved ones

I love that Jake, who has known Amir for 10+ years, still cracks up as much as Geoffrey and Reilly

I like it cooked!

I watch this video a lot.

Waxing pizza is my favorite pair of words

I knew they'd turn it into this this this this nuclear bomb of me!

I love amir so much.