Roasting Every College Major in 60 Seconds

Anyone wanna guess what my major is? Hint: I’ll likely end up homeless ; )

everyone's a badass in English major until you learn there's no period at the end of any of the lines of poetry and yeah it can mean anything

The undecided one is felt.... 😭😭😭😭😭😭when you're forced to go to college

Physics? Chemistry?

missed mine!

Is Economics business but on steroids?

I am studying psychology in my bachelor and probably Neuroscience in my master and this is really accurate. Both of them...

School you spend your whole life learning that things exist for you to fell in depression and just leave the world

Mortuary Science: You spend 4 years studying where we will all end up in 60 years.

It’s a RAPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!

staring at the computer all day was one of the reasons i plan to take computer science

As an English Major student, It's a fact that most of our time spent just to analyze the spelling and punctuation.

not mentioning pharmacy is a roast in itself its p much the middle child of majors, always forgotten

the gender studies is so true, have you watched shiva baby?

Why bother?

History: a degree where you will inevitably become a teacher, lawyer, or barista.

Nursing: too lazy to do 8 years of college but smart enough to enter in a similar hospital environment with good pay

Music and art majors? More like hardees for a living lol

what abou Physics

You missed Criminal Justice/Pre-Law

Eminem is speaking facts rn💯

See you can't make fun of physics:)

Economics - learning how to sacrifice the masses to benefit the country while looking like the hitler of your generation

film students - guess i'll just stop existing

that is EXACTLY why i chose to major in c.s
i am socially inept but i can make computers do funny things

you forgot physics 😭

Premed one is if you’re in America, being in premed in Asia is a sort of status symbol especially if you get in a really popular university.

Anthropology: at your school, archeology wasn’t a major so you went with the next best thing

Accounting is not boring I promise 🥺

Architecture??

I'm grateful for the text because my boy is speaking another language.

Anthropology: trying to understand why we go to these institutions in the first place

That Engineering roast wasn't even a roast, that's actually the reality. Glad that I've graduated from that hellhole 💀

Economics is not a backup plan for business major 😢 we have to actually study here

Yeah, you can't roast physics

You forgot some. I'd love if you roasted my major: media arts 😂

Geography: You'll be mocked by people that can't find their own home town on a map about how you've been replaced by a smartphone app.

“Mathematics: The definition of nerdy summed up in one major”

That’s not a roast.

social work: where you pay to learn how to deal with other people’s problems

As someone going into Bio on the Pre-Med track, this hits deep. Also, yay me for having a nearly full ride!

For biochem, my psychotic ass: “he called us geniuses 😏”

Yo, where's physics majors?

ha

actually you took 78 seconds to roast them all.

Add to engineering at the expense of your back

Love from the Statistics, Math and CS guy (:

I'll add one:
Meteorology - you spend 4 years to learn how to look at the sky