George Pulls A Pre-Emptive Break Up | The Pez Dispenser | Seinfeld

I invented it’s not you, it’s me.

A man without hand is not a man. Once you lose your hand, break up right away.

This is much better than the 16:9 ratio you get on Netflix

So funny.

How did Georgie boy score with any of this women is beyond me. They’re wayyyyy outta his league!

“Never expected this did you”, the lean, the smile, the excitement, oh man I love that line.

This is great television. Classic George. It all blows up. He flew too close to the sun. Such a shame he ALMOST made it.

The kangaroo joke was funnier than anything Jerry did in the monlogues.

The kangaroo joke was abs hilarious 😂😂😂😂

George would never be able to date any of these women in real life.

That hand innuendo was GOLD!! Still makes me laugh after all these years!

His list of things to talk about 😂😂

"It's not you, it's me!"

Hey! I’m really good at going in reverse in my car too!

Amazing show. It was coming in evening 6 pm. So i come home early watching for this beautifull comedy show ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

And u gonna need it 😂😂😂😂

Love how Elizabeth uses her middle finger while saying "I am breaking up with you"...

"You don't want to be a polar bear no more, the water is too cold?"

makes no sense why she would want him so bad but then break up with him for no reason

yeah!! listen to Kramer.....the guy with no job, no money and yet has an apartment in all places in Manhattan ... all the characters on this show work ... even when George is not working he stays with those 2 nut jobs, his parents.....the character KRAMER is so BS ....

A man without hand is no man 😂

Youre Gonna Need It! 😂

I like the jumble!

Love the old man talking to Elaine,funny and cute.

The concept of hand in the relationship is genius

I’m about to buy her a ring homie I’m still approaching this with trust and love but it can turn on a dime

Pre amptive rejection

The most I have ever respected George. That was incredible delivery, the whole entire time👏👏👏👏👏

live and learn lol

So funny seeing Jerry talk to Noelle in the background like an extra!

This is awful. Tragic. Why is it this show has so many sad horrible endings? I'm sick of this unhappy unhealthy show. It isn't funny. It's just depressing.

the "i've got hand" line was so obvious...

Kramer: “I like the jumble” 😂😂😂😂

Oh dear...I sure hope that nice young lady wasn't suggesting Georgie boy go on an episode of Elimidate with his hand.

I love Elaine's laugh. I crack up every time.

At least give me a pocket

I feel like “playing the piano” is a euphemism for something else

Live and learn 😂😂

I love how Kramer is always doing something weird in the background.

Of course George has hand. Hes a hand model

George is hilarious 😂😂

The way you shake that sugar is a turn on my sweetie .. hahaha

"Didn't you enjoy doing the crossword PUZZLE?" That gets me every time.

I have things to carry, too!

Classic episode. Lmao