CORRECTLY Ranking Every JoJo From Straightest to Gayest

why is this guy hating on jewce man

Araki getting married at some point after Part 3 finished definitely helped him when it comes to writing female characters.

Bro as an aroace person starved for rep the second you said Giorno was aroace I literally started crying I am not even exaggerating

Gappy is a fusion of two gay guys, so maybe it’s like multiplying two negatives? Makes a positive, and makes Gappy straight

the amount of mental gymnastics you had to go through to pretend any of them were even slightly gay was impressive

The only one I disagree with is giorno have you seen Mista and him. Even if there not in the same age range that just shows how gay they are that they don’t care

I love this viceo

your only gay wrong that I cannot support is saying that Kakyoin is straight.

Just gonna say, I think if this video was done again, I'd say Jodio is a contender for the straightest so far.

Giorno is actually Stand Arrowace

WHAT DA HELL WHAT ARE YOU TALKİNG ABOUT

THANK YOU FOR SAYING JOTARO IS GAY

"Josuke never shown interest in a woman"
Did bro saw the love deluxe arc?

L take on part 8 josuke he has 4 balls and 2 men inside of him IMO atleast bisexual

This guy is definitely biased for Girono if we use the same logic you used for my boy Josuke you think he is gay because of the purple, but like Girono has pink and you say Josuke is also gay because of the hearts, you are just going to pass over the fact that Girono has a giant heart on his chest showing his man boobs not to mention if hearts and healing is gay what about Girono with flowers and animals plus he also heals he just does it in a even more sus way than Josuke plus you are forgetting Girono put his hand on Miata’s gun which is ok but what is weird is how he puts his hand on Mista’s side and even on a panel of the manga he has his finger in Mista’s pants plus like I already said that really gay healing scene with Girono and Mista plus Girono let Bruno lick all up on his face I’m sorry but I’m pretty sure doughnut hair Girono is more gay then the goat Josuke

Giorno ranking third actually knocked the wind out of my lungs and made me start screaming... I refuse to listen to this hogwash nonsensical fantasy.

I thought you’d say Jotaro was ace tbh

Jotaro hates women, but he only tolerates some men. Jotaro is Asexual all the way bro. Kakyoin was the only dude he actually was friends with, Joseph is his grandpa so he respects him (Kinda) and every other crusader he only tolerated in order to stop Dio. And every other stand user besides the crusaders he encounters, he punches them in the face.

I'd even go as far as to say, someone like Polnareff is even gayer than him, because Polnareff dun peed on some dude with Avdol

Araki has at some point dismissed the claims that Shonen didn't want Anasui to be a woman iirc

Giorno and mista are pretty gay

To be entirely fair to Juice Man, Gappy does literally have another man inside of him.

Brian David Gilbert was a big inspiration, huh?

This is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen. Idk who you are or anything about JoJos but I’ve at least watched this video a dozen times. If there is ever an impending nuclear missile I will find solace in this video in my final moments and as the light flashes in my eyes for the final time “He is a TWINK! If EVER A TWINK THERE WAS!” will ring throughout my ears and only then will I find my peace. Thank u Teravidi, if there is ever a sequel I will be first to watch it

Johnny has a wife...

What i find most infuriating about this and many discussions like this is the very poor definition of gay. When it comes to such a multilayered word such as gay the rules of the game must be defined clearly. It seems to me Joseph has much more of an interest in men than Jotaro (not a hard feat, considering Jotaro hates almost everyone), is it his obvious interest in women that then cancels out his attraction to men making him straighter? I would argue Giorno's inherent queerness is exemplified by his insistent on surrounding himself with the gayest people in existence, despite his lack of obvious attraction to any of them. Apparently, he was originally envisioned to be a girl (something I'm not going to fact check because i desperately want it to be true), reflected in his androgynous design and life giving power. Would that give him no gay points under this definition? In a relatively sexless series, wouldn't gayness be more expansive than simply a score on the Kinsey scale?

i watched that video a few days ago and i have to say I don't agree with that really so I'm glad there's this video

Still waiting for jobro video

Aint no way this guy is doing a serious ass response with screams and shit to sarcastic video about ranking gay level of jojo characters

Bro kakyoin is not straight.
He is a bi king.
You cannot change my mind.

Hes a milf lover and a bisexual.

I mean the man laid an egg from jotaro so

I’m pretty sure Jotaro is just Aromantic , and that’s coming from someone who is aroace

Man I just wanted to touch gyros balls like that’s it what would you do if you saw someone with such fine balls I just wanted to feel something again

My first thought was that Johnny should be on the 1st place, no question


And then I remembered that he has actually canonically married a woman and had a kid
Gyro influence made me entirely forget women in Jojo exist

this is the best video i have ever seen

also remember how we were robbed of lesbian jolyne
(will NEVER stop me from having the headcanon that she is lesbia-) (she just like me fr!!)

I feel happy and Jonathan should switch, all jokes aside Jonathan is just a general gentleman, completely accepting but also straight, gappy may be straight but is more feminine. his body structure, he’s posture, his poses. He is atleast accepting and at most bi

NO KAKYOING IS GAY BUT NOT LIKE GAY HES PROB BI OR SOMETHING

bruh speedwagon aint gay nor am I, but either way I gotta chose speed wagon over any Jojo's love interests. Don't ask why, the real ones know.

I always thought Jolyne was pan cause she seemed interested in any and all genders!

The misogyny of jotaro to show ia gayness is how actually cis gays work, that's why the rest of the lbtqia community doesn't stand them 99% of the time

The gay sailor outfit is not Josuke's fault. Dude wears Kira's clothes and Kira was super fruity.
Funny how by merging the two gayest characters together we get the straightest one.

Jolyne has transcended sexuality and isn’t bisexual, pansexual, or homosexual. No she is simply sexual.

from straightest to queerest
1. Gappy
2. Johnathan
3. Joseph
4. Josuke
5. Jotaro
6. Johnny
7. Jolyne
8. giorno

Jony is a little bottom

Joseph is bi.... Not surprised - had that opinion too

Oh well it makes sense to me that gio is ace aro

Honestly I always think jotaro is ace

Bro went to hard on the 8th one 😂😂😂

tbh this just looks like a gay dude being mad, which is funny

This is the epitome of “Quiet woman, we’re trying to read araki for gay icons”