Best Dad Jokes From Dock Tok

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Love watching and listening to you guys. It takes my mind off of the demise of our planet and the utter extinction of the human race within 75-100 years…….at least until total devastation occurs. Begging you to continue as I stare into the abyss. Just enough levity to keep me from being sucked into oblivion.
Thanks again, guys and have a super weekend.10/20/23-10/22/23. ❤️you guys!

Hilarious laugh out louds at every single one!! 🤣🤣🤣
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Please reply lol, as a felllow boat man. I have a quick question on how you get those boats? Why are they moored randomly around the lake. Also why are their boats on the lakes in the video when there is snow on the mountains? Is this a fake stage?

This is my favorite channel! :)

Keep up the good work, love Lake Tahoe.

My wife loves the smell of the ocean, so when told me to stop buying artificial laundry detergent... I bought her Tide

Ever wonder what killed off the dinosaurs?
Probably all the tyrannosaurus wrecks
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More coach is more better......

I told the girls in the office eight puns hoping one just one would make them laugh - no pun in eight did

My wife said if I don't stop my Linkin Park quotes she'll leave me. I stopped and she left anyway.......in the end it doesn't even matter

My wife told me if I stopped farting so much I'd be more popular. That's when I blew up.

“There’s a lot of women out there that don’t have red flags.”

I’m Not buying that statement ☝️.
Yes, there are SOME, but Not ‘lots’.
There may be a ‘lot’ out there with ‘only’ a couple or a few red flags, but NOT “lots with NO red flags”.

Where do you get the awesome mugs?

my wife wanted to renew our wedding vowe, she said she wanted to add a sanity clause. i dont know if she knows it but everyone knows theres no sanity clause.

Logan pooped in the elevator. He's taking this sh!t to another level.

Oh, man, this was perfect timing. My friend send this to me right as I locked myself in my room to get away from my kids who were driving me crazy.

if Tim hortons calls ther tiny donuts tim bits. dose that mean country style calls theirs cunt bits?

My wife told my the other day that I have the biggest dick out of all my friends.

I wasn't sure if I wanted a beard, it grew on me

My mouth has been extremely sore for the last few days. Luckily tomorrow I see the dentist at "tooth hurty"

Why do you keep repeating the same ones

My wife constantly complains that I never take her any place new. Recently she insisted that I take her somewhere she had never been before.
So I took her by the hand and walked her into the kitchen.

Awesome.

Is this a true story??