Starfield is a Masterclass in Tedium Part 1

Starfield is a Masterclass in Tedium Part 1

21Kiloton

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Starfield is a masterpiece according to some people. Then again, the reviewers who wrote this nonsense get paid a lot of money to lie. Starfield is primarily very tedious and beyond that only excels at missing every trick, and labouring every tired trope. Starfield is primarilly guilty of breaking the cardinal rule of video games: Dont be boring.

Special thanks to Mario J. Martinez, Archangel, Theron, Michael Pearce, Jason T Barnes, Dean McGee, Steve, Alcoholistair, RageDMX47, Hector Salamanca, Corvo Fox-Gray, FatCat1, Alec C, Anna Lovatt, ATR-42, Goku OG, W and all of my Patreon supporters. Their stoic support humbles me.

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Ljiljanko Ćurčić
Ljiljanko Ćurčić - 06.11.2023 16:26

Thanks for the vid! Can't wait for MW3 thoughts from you! :D

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lloydtancred
lloydtancred - 06.11.2023 16:25

the way the npc keeps jumping in the way of the weapon scope 🤣the horrible UI, ahh classic bethesda, Fallout 76 was horrible, played it for free for an hour or so then binned it, Bethesda sucking on that DEI deep throating on ESG, just seems sad that a company that gave us fallout or skyrim has fallen so low, it already looks like an old game.

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Monasticus Holus
Monasticus Holus - 06.11.2023 16:19

21kiloton. The only game reviewer i trust

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Commander Exorcist
Commander Exorcist - 06.11.2023 16:12

Uncle Kiloton comes through for us all again!

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Eduardo Colonetti
Eduardo Colonetti - 06.11.2023 15:51

I was aiting for this one for a long time..... can't wait for Baldurs Gate 3!

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Proxy
Proxy - 06.11.2023 15:38

I went in with low expectations, and actually had quite a lot of fun. I expected trash and received exactly what I wanted, modded the shit out of it and enjoyed several hundred hours of play. Flying around in a replica Star Destroyer with 3 M-class reactors and 40 auto turrets is hilarious.

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AJ Draws
AJ Draws - 06.11.2023 15:31

In the future we will play as a non-species living being spectrum malleable blob that can have sexual relations with everything, from companions, to random npcs, to inanimate environmental props.

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Sharky Mb
Sharky Mb - 06.11.2023 15:21

worst game i ever played, lack of effort is consistent through out the game

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Mrmerfeo 4
Mrmerfeo 4 - 06.11.2023 14:05

If Starfield is such a technical mess then how will Elder Scrolls 6 live up to the expectations? (I know it won't but still). Like I checked just now and Starfield entered pre-production in 2013, ES6 at the other hand entered pre production 5 years later in 2018.

So how is this gonna be any different if they will use the same "new" engine? Seriously the Creation Engine 2 is supposed to be Bethesda's new state of the art game engine. Elder Scrolls 6 is basically dead unless proven otherwise at this point.

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Gary Bradshaw
Gary Bradshaw - 06.11.2023 14:04

Todd the Sod! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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DoomOfConviction
DoomOfConviction - 06.11.2023 12:38

As if diversity were Starfield's biggest problem....... you anti-woke activists are behaving more ridiculously than actual woke activists.

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Gami (Gang) Green
Gami (Gang) Green - 06.11.2023 12:10

This. This is the review of Starfield I've been waiting for!

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Gregory Hype
Gregory Hype - 06.11.2023 11:54

Sadly Starfield showed that you cant pre-order Bethasda anymore, after the mess of Follout76 and Redfall. Will lead me to not pre-order Skyrim 6 but wait a few weeks before ill maybe buy it after release

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David Johnstone
David Johnstone - 06.11.2023 11:12

I think we should celebrate your wish to transition, it must be confusing for you, i mean the dedication to dress anyone as the neon dancers is epic, TRIGGERED "CAUSE WE'RE BORING" WHAT WAS IT THE CONSTANT BEATING OFF BARRETT AND SAM WITH A STICK THAT SET YOU OFF? 😂😂😂😂😂

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Just Sum Geek
Just Sum Geek - 06.11.2023 11:04

Is that curiosity droid talking about starfield!??? Must be his twin... 😂

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thisisme
thisisme - 06.11.2023 11:01

It is a whole lot of rubbish.

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