MADAME WEB is Astoundingly Bad

After seeing the movie, it's portrayal of the villain, the origins, the lack of the costumes, and very little connections to the character and comics, it makes me ask "What was the point of calling it "Madame Web"?" Aside from a few vague references to the Spider-Man franchise and the character names, there's little about this movie that actually relates to the original comics. Did they think that people were clambering for a movie about Madame Web? Would fans of the comics even turn up to see this film simply because it was called "Madame Web" despite barely replicating the character they loved was replicated on the big screen? Maybe the movie could've been a lot better if it was it's own supernatural thriller about a girl who can see the future and is chased by a serial killer. I feel you could've done more original and creative concepts than shoehorning in Uncle Ben because they had to. They could've just called this movie "The Clairvoyant" or something like that, and I can guarantee you it wouldn't have been this laughably bad and Dakota Johnson firing her agent. Hell, The Matrix (1999) is a more accurate Madame Web adaptation than this.

So let me say this to movie studios, if you can't replicate the character you're adapting into a movie: CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE!!!!
Branding something that's an adaptation of the comics may backfire and ruin the original series and fanbase. Movies like Spawn, Catwoman, and Steel killed their legacies to the public eye for a number of years. That's probably why Spawn's hype suddenly died after 1997 because of one bad movie and why we haven't seen him in a while. It does nothing but hurt the property in the long run. It will make a misconception from casual viewers who don't know the characters, and just anger those who are familiar.

The Incredibles was basically an animated Fantastic Four movie, Darkman was basically The Shadow, RoboCop was basically an R-rater Iron Man movie, Chronicles was basically X-Men, and Brightburn was basically Superman. But guess what? They weren't branded as "Fantastic Four", "The Shadow", "Iron Man", "X-Men", and "Superman"! And the characters don't share the names of what they were inspired by. They were "adaptations-in-spirit" only, and were hell of a lot better received than if they were actual adaptations. I just would've rather this movie be an homage in-spirit rather than a title.

I want a Madame Web/ Morbius crossover. The memes would be legendary.

Damn Elvis dropped off and even he knows it

Well presented! I totally agree with you.

This Sydney sweny is everywhere lately, its ridiculous. Is she fucking Harvey brother or something?

Why is she still somehow endearing to people? Yeah, I did this for the money, don’t care.

Btw autoimmune disorders can be genetic :)

Isn't being Precognitive and having Future Forecasts the same thing? It's like saying she's really buff and super strong too. I heard she was totally broke and also had no money. Oh yeah. Both, at the same time. Vexing, I know. I have a Future Forecast. My Future Forecast says the makers of this movie can juggle diz nuts.

Why does she keep getting roles. She’s such a horrible actress.

This was 100% written by AI

If nobody has ever found the spider before, how do they know about the spider and what benefits it has?

I have to disagree, I genuinely really enjoyed Dracula untold. Yes it has flaws but was still good

This film failed even as a Pepsi commercial.

I will say this film has one (only one) good thing: Dakota Johnson and Sydney Sweeney in the same film. I would pay good money to see them in a film (definitely not a superhero film) that’s actually good! With dialogue that is actually well-written! I don’t think it will happen, because from rumors it sounds like neither of them wanted to work together. It’s a shame really because I like them both and think they could put personal differences aside and do something artistic that transcends personal differences.

Bad acting. Bad script.

This movie is undoubtedly bad, but it’s also fascinating. I watched it after watching this review and I’m shocked you didn’t mention how these girls never actually do Spider-People things (although it’s implied in the review, though, since you do cover the plot well.) They don’t even become Spider-People in the movie despite being featured heavily in their superhero outfits in the marketing. They were Spider-People only in a dream or two and the ending premonition. It’s basically false advertising… or manipulative advertising, at best. Still really fascinating… and bad.

I hoped that there would be a post credit scene that save it.



There wasn't

People who sign contracts and make millions for movies and then mistake them for "art"...as if it isn't called show BUSINESS and isn't run by hige corporations. 🤔

Sony did a magnificent job with this movie so much so that audience now fear when they announce anything related to Spiderman that isn't Spiderman or venom lmao


and CW can produce better movie than this crap lmao , the costume looks like cheap porn roleplay quality, might as well give them cushion covers with spider logo and ask them to be pretend to be Spiderman knock off atleast it would have been funny xd

"where's my spider"

He sucks it’s like spider man

it sucks cause is old

Poop monsters in spookie

I suggesting for a video Abigail

She looks a character in star wars

Ew

ok

One thing I took to my heart - if i ever have the opportunity that Dakota Johnson compliments me, I won't believe it.

they got hired after Morbius? Illuminati Confirmed

Morbius got meme’s to death so obviously let’s hire those writers and producers for another poorly written spider-adjacent film

The film was cack, the only thing anyone noticed was Sydney Sweeney's paps, Dakota Johnson, came out of it ok, she did her job, but you can put glitter on a turd and its still a turd, she sacked her talent agency over this film, so fair play to her

HERE COMES THE SPIDER MAN!!!

this is worse than Icetown. Also it's no surprise Adam Scott was nowhere those TV interviews

Check out the cosmonauts video on this movie instead it's way better , ur welcome

Did u not know the Ben was Ben Parker aka Peter parkers uncle n the pregnant girl was peters mom pregnant with him ?

The reason she got blinded is the dunbest shit i have ever seen.
Firework could not go this deep into the water while maintaining the speed and fire

Now hold the phone... Dracula untold is a pretty okay movie at the Very least

Anybody notice she stole a ambulance from an actual emergency. Great she could save the teens but she might've just killed someone.

In comic book does Cassandra have any biological children and grandchildren ?

I don’t know how this past anything like and what I mean anything I mean like anything

It's webbin time

hi! directors are in fact not “in charge of the entire narrative”, especially not when hired by a studio to do commission work. that is only the case in what we call “auteur” films, which is not the case for most blockbusters. your comparison with tv was correct because it is exactly the same. what you call “showrunners” are the producers, which is the same thing in film. hope that helps anyone who wants to learn about filmmaking :)

Anybody still investing in Sony Pictures at this point has to be blinder than, well, Madame Web.

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the guy who was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died.

Who even asked for this? There's maybe like 4 Madame Web comic fans.
Some characters doesnt make sense to have solo movie and they should be just supporting cast/antagonist/cameo in SPIDER MAN MOVIE, for the love of god pleaseee

I finally saw this movie today with my mom on 4k and I did enjoy it but it does has its flaws tho and I will get into it soon and Cassie played by Dakota Johnson she did a great job as the main character role for this film and she was awesome for this role and she was badass as this character too and she is so incredibly sexy as hell bro and she is so gorgeous too and I’m a huge fan of her now love her to death man and Julia Cornwall played by Sydney Sweeney she did a great job too as well and she was so good for this role and she is so beautiful too and she is so gorgeous too and I like her as a actress now and Anya Corazon played by Isabela Merced she did a good job too as well and she was so awesome for this role and she did a very good job in this movie too and she is so incredible sexy as hell bro and she is gorgeous too and I’m always a fan of her love her to death man and Mary Parker played by Emma Roberts she did a great job too but she was barley in this movie tho but she still did a good job when she was on screen tho and it was nice to see her in this movie role tho and O’Neil played by Mike Epps he did a great job but he was barley in this movie tho and he is kinda of wasted in this movie too but it was nice to see him in this movie role tho and Ezekiel Sims played by Tahar Rahim he did a good job as the main villain role for this film and he was awesome for this role and he was badass as this character too and finally Ben Parker played by Adam Scott he did a great job too but he was barley in this movie tho but he still did a great job when he was on screen tho and it was nice to see him in this film too and cool name btw that’s actually my name too and he is a great actor too and overall I’m gonna give Madame Web (2024) a 9/10 stars I really did enjoyed this movie for what it was but didn’t not like the ending that much but that’s just me though in my opinions and thoughts on this movie Elvis the Alien bro