Emperor's Children TRIES joining the Empire | Animation

Okay, finally got it out! Had to reupload it because something was bugging me but it's up now! Had a lot of fun making this video. You guys definitely had a big part in creating it I took bits and pieces of your ideas from my last video. So as always if you have ideas put them in the comments it may end up in a video! As always thanks for watching!

Lore nights

Inaccurate. Lore-wise, the Emperor's Children job interview should've went something like this:

HR Trooper:
"So, tell me about yourself."
EC Marine:
"Yes, I am a devotee of Slaneesh, the Prince of Pleasure. For 10,000 years, I have perfected the art of arousing the sensation in one's flesh. Do you know that a human's * can be stretched to the size of a •••••? Oh, the pleasure! You should try it oneday! Especially if you do it while inserting a ••••• into your ••••••• while you ••••••• a needle towards your ••••! See, just like mine here! You can see the •••• is turning blue, a sign of blessing from He Who Thirst! Oh, and one of my battle brother the other day tried to ••••••• me with one of his new •••, it was such a •••••• new experience! He •••••• the ••• a little bit too hardly and it makes me ••• with ••••• •••••••• and ••••••!"
HR Trooper:
"....... Yeah, okay. No. You're definitely a walking SH allegation. Get out."

He thinks that the Emperor's children are traumatic? Wait until he meets the Druhkari. Wait you are going to have him meet the Druhkari right? And what about Fabulous Bill? Or Trazyn the troll? Surely Trazyn would want to collect all the new vehicles and some storm troopers. XD

I heard Slaanesh was Diddy's patron. And Zarbon's

Maybe some day you should make the video of the fight and release it as lost media never seen before recovered

My legion.

Crap it’s another one might be a slight hint of space rac!me just joking 🙃

I love Emperors children charlie i love emperors Children !!!!!

Props to the stormtrooper 😂

The voice of the emperors children marine kind of makes me wanna share a blunt with em.

Welp, that problem solved itself.

i like how he said we are the best space marines yet in the houres war they was terrified by the dark angels and pay to the emperor that the black templars dont get they're on them

The world eater must be the more lucid ones.

Arnold Schwarzenegger, is that you?

Blood for the blood god

I have a mental image of a member of the Emperor's Children being sent to the workplace HR on a near weekly basis for (insert all manner of reasons), though they can't get him fired due to his work contract.

AH!INEEDANEWJOB!THAWASAWESOME!

Table flips :)

This head cannon you have for the emp children is spot on. I imagined them to be the worst kind of deviant any and everything they can do to get off, no matter the cost or results afterwards. I used to laugh at the 3rd but after exploring their lore they are just as kick ass as any of the other legions in their own right.

still a better love story than The Acolyte.

Everyone gangsta till the commander release the world eater

We need more

U got 1 with a nurgle marines?

The subtitles 😂

Emperor's Children = The Boys

World Eaters = Invincible

Dark Angels = DC

Ultramarines = Marvel

wait the fuck up, it's not just any cannon fodder, that sucker is a survivor of the siege of Terra ?! DAFUK ! this guy should have a terminator armor, or a Mark 4 pattern at least no ?

What are the charges for sexual assault?

Great, now they have a Worldeater high on Slaaneshi drugs

When that World Eater said he was an enemy of the Emperor and the Imperium, that was a bit of a red flag for the Empire...but having a blood crazed lunatic waiting outside your office turned out to be just the right call for another day at the recruitment office.

Dis mark sleenesh no emperor

Más adelante:
Kreiger: ¿Hola, es una oficina de reclutamiento de soldados de asalto?
Stormtrooper: Oh genial, tú otra vez
Kreiger: Ah, ¿te acuerdas de mí?
Stormtrooper: Sí, te recuerdo, me reclutaste en tu regimiento suicida.
Kreiger: ¿Entonces?
Stormtrooper: ¿ENTONCES? Casi me matan al menos tres veces.
Kreiger: ¡Bueno, eso es lo que obtienes por ser la mascota de un comisario de dos zapatos!
Stormtrooper: ¿Qué?
Kreiger: Sí, el comisario nos dijo que aprendiéramos una lección de ti para no cargar despiadadamente contra el enemigo en un asalto suicida.
Stormtrooper: No es que eso importara, la carga fue ordenada una hora después.
Kreiger: Lo hiciste muy bien.
Stormtrooper: Estaba aterrorizado
Kreiger: Nos ayudaste sin miedo a tomar la trinchera enemiga, te vi eliminar a docenas de herejes.
Stormtrooper: ¡Ahora tengo el catéter más rápido del regimiento lleno y batí ese récord al menos diez veces!
Kreiger: sin embargo, lo hiciste bien con tus tácticas de élite.
Stormtrooper: Te refieres a que me arrastré por la tierra de nadie entre las trincheras para no ser derribado como un boliche, con fuego láser.
Kreiger: ¡Ya, zhat, nunca antes había visto una estrategia así!
Stormtrooper: ¿por qué estás aquí?
Kreiger: Oh, claro, así que todo mi regimiento fue aniquilado la semana pasada.
Stormtrooper: por supuesto que sí.
Kreiger: Así que estoy buscando un empleo alternativo hasta que el regimiento pueda ser reconstruido desde cero. Me imagino que servir a un emperador de Erzhats me ayudaría mientras tanto.
Stormtrooper: ¿Sabes qué? Eres la persona más sensata que he reclutado en esta oficina para que puedas quedarte.
Kreiger: Danke, ¿también puede venir?
Stormtrooper: ¿Quién?
Un guerrero de hierro entra en la habitación
Guerrero de hierro: dime, carga, bolter, ¿eres de hierro por dentro y de hierro por fuera?
Stormtrooper: por favor, vete, no quiero lidiar con más supersoldados hoy.
Darth Vader al entrar en la habitación: No, puede quedarse, tiene problemas parentales, me gusta eso.

comentario en español de: @AlexEvans-od4ir

how happy would this storm trooper be if he met a Salamander

"Wow, i think there was something in that blood"

I thought the EC were pink, but considering the style and colouring of your animation we'd probably be blind by the end (keep up the laughs mate)

A happy ending. Although obviously not the one the Emperor's Children was hoping for

The most normal-looking member of the Emperor's Children.

Cause if it was Lucius or any of the mutated freaks, that Stormtrooper would be sounding the alarm and screaming "KILL IT! KILL IT WITH THE DEATH STAR!!!"

Lunatic?? He simply accepts the Bliss of Slaanesh

"...he's still going..." Yep, that sums them up.

Imagine a Thousand Sons empty soul suit walks in? Would have ti be a sorcerer or Ahriman himself doing interview

the marin wold be way to happy to fight the world eater

I love these

Why does the Emperor's children's space marine sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger??

fairly late, but I'd say, out of all the chaos legions that have applied, our little Storm Trooper seems to have the best handle on the World Eater out of all of them.... The fact that he even listened to the trooper and took the corpse outside the office to eat, impresses me.

how waaaaay more insane 40k is to anything else 😂

OK Nurgle. OK Chaos Marines... it's time for a little summer camp; y'all need to chill. LOL

Palpatine: Damnit Chaos, stop making me not feel that evil!
Abaddon: Don't worry bro, I had the same feeling when I learned about Xeelee Sequence