How to impress a Greek girl

Coming to USA for my first ever standup comedy tour. What city should I hit? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

I don't blame him. She's cute af

“Are you Nigerian?”
“Jollof rice”
“Marry me”

"are you mongolian?"
Throat sings
"Бид одоо гэрлэлтийн талаар ярих хэрэгтэй байна."

'' are you malaysian?''
''gerak luu''
''PAPE ROGER!!!!!!!''

And just like that a God was made

"Are u mongolian?"
"BUUZ"
"Omg im mongolian too!"

Ο φίλος στενοχώριθηκε ειπαι και Καλαμάτα olive ,😂😂😂

"are you the Krusty Krab"
"No this is Patrick"
"ok"

“Are you Iranian?”
“ pomegranates “
“No way me too!”

🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷💪💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🤮🤮🤮

Uh 𐋅𐌉 𐌙𐌄𐌔

Odyssey 😂😂

Are you indian?

Teri ma ki chu-

OMG IM INDIAN TO

“Are you Chinese”
“Taiwan isn’t a country”
“OMG I’m China too”

Bro bro bro chill I am greek men so...
Μπουγάτσα τρώω κάθε μέρα

I'm a Greek girl and the thing I like the most is anime series 😂😂😂

I'm a Greek girl 😂😂😂😂😂

“Are you Arabic?”
Blows up
“No way, I’m Arabic too!”

Average greek guy 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

Tf is this? Türkyie way better 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🚫🚫🚫💀

that body 🤮🤮🤮

“Are you French?” “surrenders” “omg can we go to Paris for are honeymoon!”

There’s a magic word I use to befriend any and every Greek I meet.

“Constantinople”.

This Is crap

“Are you Russian?”
“Cyka Blyat!”
“No way comrade, me too!”

Where did you study?
Here.
Omg i too

Greeks are christians

By having higher estrogen than her mannoobs?

"I AM GREEK NGA"
"SHOW ME YOUR B*THOLE!"

Fun fact: this video has more views than Greece's entire population

Are you maltese?
Pastizzi!!!
Il-libba bro anke jien

I press a Greek girl by allowing her out of your sight for 10 seconds

Μπουγάτσα 🤣🤣🤣

Are you Canadian?
"No offense, but (something offensive). Sorry!"
Grab the maple syrup shot, buddy!

Meanwhile Zeus watches the whole thing in jealousy

He doesnt say " godamn " at the end he says " no you faggot "

At the end he doesnt say "godamn"
He says" no you faggot "

"Are you mexican?"
TACO
"YMMY

The only thing that women care about is confidence. That’s it.

Aerial😎😎😎🤟🤟🤟🥳🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉

“Are you Jamaican?”


“Bolt”


“Omg I’m Jamaican too!!!”

“Are you Argentinian”
“Messi”
“ME TOO!”

"are you from Sierra Leone ?
FUFU 🥟
omg me too

"are you arab?
(flicks a hair at her out of his amazon jungle chest)
يلا حبيبي تعالا قابل البابا و الماما عنا في البيت

Mm feta

Original comment here. That jump was perfect. Also the look after she said he could convince her parents...incrieble

"I only date british guys"
"Can i get thy bottle of watah?
"Marry me"

"Are you Turkish?"
"I pay taxes"
"OOO AGA"

"Are you bulgarian?"
" tarator "
"OMG ME TOOO"