The Death Of The Failed Nickelodeon Cruise

Wild to plan a vacation only for kids to enjoy. Like, when I was a kid I thought staying in a hotel with a pool was the coolest thing ever.

i’ll never forget learning that slime is just vanilla pudding with green food coloring. absolutely disgusting 😂

I know why i didn’t remember- i was 2

Hell NO!

there is actually a reason the disney mascot costumes dont look as scary most others do. Disney has perfected the mascot costume over time and its definitely in the eye/face they chose to use. it also helps that the people who also are in those costumes are trained very well to gesture naturally and pose themselves well for pictures and such. one of my bf's has a fear of mascot costumes so i did a little looking into these things at one point, on top of other yt vids about didney :pp

Speaking of…. How’s that 10 month cruise???

i like watching lucas too woo woo

never heard about this

"Subscribe for less slime content" damn Pinely now I'm gonna have to unsubscribe to get more slime content from you.

My neurodivergent ass would’ve hated that as a child lmao Way too overstimulating

I'd imagine the slime time event would be similar to the one they had at the Universal Park which I only vaguely recall

can you do a video of the danimals sweepstakes

Motha fka, fk a Big 3, it's just big me
-Diego

Good on you for reading Jennette McCurdy's book!

u make good videos, thx for assisting with passing time

evil pinely: you dont remember this

me remembering it

The stardew valley music scared me bc I could’ve sworn I was playing without sound

Ira from Alabama got that nickelodeon baptism

Great way to advertise a relaxing cruise, show children screaming. Also why did they zoom in on that lady's dry-ass toes

So, I can answer questions about the kiddie pool sliming! I was slimed at Nickelodeon Studios when I was 8, and it came at the end of a tour. Basically what happened is they took me to a little backstage area and had me change into a jumpsuit so that my regular clothes wouldn't get stained or anything, and then the kiddie pool was to basically contain it. It was at the last part of the tour in this little mini studio, and I don't remember a WHOLE lot about that part but there was a bit about Nicktoons video games--I think it was specifically the Ren and Stimpy Sega Genesis game.

There were three times where I was supposed to be "slimed": two fakeouts, and the real one. The first one they tried to dump it on me but it was "frozen" solid, the second was these sort of large slime-colored flakes to suggest that they messed up thawing the slime and baked it dry, and the third one was the real deal. It was a little bit cold, and felt kind of good? As I remember, cleanup wasn't too bad--it was water based, IIRC.

In the last part, they had me sit on a spot that said "please do not sit here" and that made me feel subversive and cool.

Oh yeah, this was... must've been '97?

“Get a chance to meet our lovely creators and executives, like SpongeBob and Dan Schneider!”

But why slime? Was it something big back then?

i have worked in the cruise industry for a bit, lemme know if you ever need a specialist on to talk about these lol

The spongebob characters look weird because they never face the front in the cartoon, they always to the side

BAPTISM OF S L I M E

In 2004 I went on a Disney cruise. It was a lot better than whatever mess happened here lol

I can't place pinely. 80% of the time he sounds American and then there's 20% where he just goes northern

The cruise in 2011 was on my birthday 😭

Bro my older brother went on that cruise when he was little 😮( idk I
Might have gone to but if I did
I Was I literally baby lol)

Oh, I remember the nick cruise. Never went, but I remember it existing.

It makes me feel so very old that Pinely isn't familiar with Slime Time Live

Is that a statement or a question, pinley? Guess it gives a meaning to his evil prefix- he never uses punctuation!/pos

I have to assume the slime was like a powder that they brought on board and mixed with seawater or something. Would take up way less space.

Didn’t get to do the Nick cruise, but I don’t think I missed out.

That being said, I think after their Nick rights expired, Royal Caribbean would sign with Dreamworks. I did an RC cruise and they had Shrek and all the other characters hanging around the boat. Very fond memories of that.

I never went on this cruise due to obvious reasons, but I do remember the commercials.

As a norwegian it's freaking me out how many times norwegian is being said in this video lol

My guy how do you know Jeannette and not Nathan? They’re literally from the same show.

Why was this the video that informed me that the guy who played Fred is still making content...

The foot shot haunts this commercial like Dan Schneider haunts Nickelodeon's history

I love Kay-kay palmer

I need more slime content. May have to unsubscribe:P

On hindsight having a Schneider foot parlor on the cruise was not a good idea.

Rich people stuff

The way Evil Pinely said Keke Palmer 😭😭

i was like 5 at the time that this was happening and somehow i remember seeing that second ad (the one for norwegian) on tv and i was genuinely terrified of it because of how overstimulating it was
and i was scared of the mascots

Actually some of the Disney characters DO blink! They are semi animatronic or puppeted from the inside to create the illusion that they are living, breathing, and blinking! Especially the main six characters of Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy, Goofy and Pluto!

You've gotta go on a cruise now Pinely