The Most Stressful Game Of Risk Global Domination

Pete's going for the Euro, NA, SA, Africa, Asia, Aus strategy. Well played.

Instead of noob slamming white at the end, could you not have set up some kind of card block or kept him to just Australia so he was getting fewer troops?

Play for 2nd, get 3rd 😂😂

Black feels like the kind of player that is only ranked "expert" because they play so many games where the other people let him win

Hum... So hard to understand the play of black... I mean an expert? I don't believe that so much...

Black played quite good, pete should learn a little bit from black's misdirection. Dont be too quick to judge, Pete.

Thanks for uploading this game. Good to see, that you have these kind of games too...

some big misplays in this game.

Thanks so much for making this content! I have watched all of your fixed Friday videos over the past month, and my love for the game of risk has sparked. I started with 24 hours played in my first week, and after not playing for a few weeks after that, I have 7 wins and 20 losses. How good do you think I am based on that? Keep up the fantastic content!

These are VIDEO GAMES!
No one should find any stress here!!❤

GMs have been running into noob hate a lot lately. Vampire Chicken had three games posted in a row where someone was just targeting him exclusively for no apparent reason.

What does “noob slam” even mean?

This game is ruled by multi accounts

He's just pete and he's on drugs, something anywhere else he'd be a 10 or whatever I didn't see the movie

I think this game showed that you really couldn't read the other players well. As a person who understands noobs, and sometimes used to play like ones, I can understand what they were doing and why they would attack you sometimes. You thought in some cases that they were targeting you when it wasn't the case most of the time. But, gg. I think playing against noobs is as difficult as playing against pros when all that noobs do is target you. But, this was fun to watch. I think you allowed black to gain such an edge against you, and white wasn't really suiciding more like asking for help. But, you weren't doing anything and so he had to attack you because if you aren't helping against the threat why would white fight this battle almost for you while you do nothing to help white against black and white wasn't into letting you gain the edge was most probably what white was thinking. I think you played this poorly Pete, and what led you here was your laughing: "Oh! They are suiciding into each other and are angry at each other, so they are letting me have the victory while I do nothing." Although this seems to work in many games, this mindset this time made you lose since you ended up not siding with anyone making in this case white slightly target you since it was really a fight between you and white for second place once you decided not to be involved in the fight against black.

I am not hating on you or your gameplay, I am just criticizing this game particularly. I agree that white was trash, but he knew he was trash and that was why he wanted you to help him against black. It was clearly the case when he took down all of Europe so you could have as many routes against black as you pleased, but you not take that opportunity is what led him to attack you with a 17. I think if you tried teaming up with white instead of trying not to be involved then white would have not had to try and suicide you. In this game, I would say you played almost as bad as both white and black, and so it was a fair loss.

Can't stand watching these games....so much turtling and makes games last way too long...there needs to be rules on max army size for each territory and/or max number of armies allowed in play....I mean if you are playing on a regular board you only have so many pieces....the computer version of Risk is stupid in that it allows unlimited armies.

No AUS no WIN 😂

Why did i smell stream-sniping ?!

Well that was deflating!

Is anyone who attacks you a noob/sucks?

I'm not doing well at all, but this helps alot. Much love brother

This time I think pete was the spoiler😞

general de balzac-> the ballsack is so funny

It’s paradoxical how the worst players can bring down the best players in a game. Of course, Lady Luck muddies those waters (White had phenomenal dice and sets throughout almost the entire game).

Oof. Noobs like white are the only reason I struggle keeping rank up. Have 3-4 quality games of top 2 finishes and then BAM, 5 straight of a random noob slam out of nowhere knocking me out in 5th. It's not as bad since I started filtering Novices out, but there's plenty of Beginners that aren't any better. Still love the game tho, and as always love the Fixed Friday content Pete! 👍

Man 3 player end games can make your skin crawl sometimes. I played one last night that probably went 2 and half hours.

My theory on White's behavior is that he was doing a ton of "attack orange" communication with Black. I've seen some noobs completely lose track of the "how do I get myself in a position where I can win" and instead just want a buddy as soon as it's 3 player.

I learned so much from your videos. Thank you <3

Idk if “General De Balzac” (pink) is a common randomly generated screen name but I swear I’ve played them before…. Multiple times….
I just always thought that name was funny. Cuz, well….”ball sac” LUL 🤦🏻‍♂️

I'm thinking he tunneled on you getting the +5 of Europe and having more troops and ignored that black was getting stronger with South America +2. Which is really a net of more than +2 because you and white lose troops each time he only attacks you and doesn't attack any black.

I just played a game of capital conq, i had NA nobody hit me as able to get cards all game, they all went after each other while my 1 cap just kept getting stronger and stronger, then it came down to me and magenta hes full suicided into my 1300 cap, and still had 1k left, and cap ran him lol 2 hour game btw lmao

You fell for one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a no-Australia-no-win player when death is on the line!

Great Fixed Friday video as always. I'm sure games like this are frustrating, but thanks for sharing it. Your plan to salvage a 2nd place finish from this game seemed very sound. The dice just weren't on your side.

Question, around 25.15 you said that black should have won the game already. I'm guessing you say that based on troup count. I would understand if the biggest player had as many troups as the other players combined, however, here he had less. How do you know if you have enough to wipe out the rest of the board?

" the classic Australian pissing contest " 🤣🤣💀. What a funny guy you are sometimes peteman

Pete: “and as player 4 magenta, general de balzac”..

What I hear: General Ballsack? This game seems like its going to be a bit “testy”.

this type of game is exactly why I deleted my account

I feel so bad for you playing classic against such noobs HAHA I played a fixed classic game today and managed to win ONLY because the noobs were stupid enough to suicide into each other while I was the weakest player. Love the vids :)

Gg Pete. Another example why I always turtle in Europe, but I can see here why you thought guarding a bit would’ve been fine since it looked like everyone else hated each other, and wouldn’t sacrifice a big chunk of troops to break you.

I got all excited from your teaser, I thought it was game I played in, it's not. Look forward to meeting you the battlefield someday sir.

That card skip at the end seemed a little suspicious. Maybe the noob slam at the beginning was all for show.

High probability of white being a juggalo. GG!

Whine blocker against them that fixing to complain about the teaser trailer at the beginning of the vid 🛡️

Algorithm boost 🔥

Nothing like checking and seeing a Peteman vid out. Love the content! ❤

Great game pete as always 👍🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥

Ye good ol spoiler blocker