The World's Biggest Asshole - Funniest Commercial Ever

OK, that's brilliant.

Wow, I wasn't expecting that! 3 thumbs up!!!

Perfect Ending for Donnald J Trump

Don’t you guys just hate assholes?

Great commercial. Thomas Jane is awesome

I hope (Scott) Alan isn’t an organ donor. That toxicity lingers 🤢 burn that s—- UP YO.

Wow, I'm an asshole, I'm going to donate my organs. That might make up for the grief that I caused everyone.

Sometimes asshole encounters are funny. Usually they're not. I tell the unfunny truth about assholes on my channel every Friday.

Maybe he's just an asshole because he's fed up with how those small town people were to him especially if he was an outsider who moved there from somewhere else. I can tell you about that. Small town people can be the biggest assholes you will ever encounter. This especially true where I live near Bentonville, Ar. because this is where the home offices of some of the biggest companies in America are located all thanks mainly to Walmart. This area went from being small to fairly big but not like a major city like L.A. or anything in a short amount of time. And most of the locals are resentful of the growth and of all the people moving here to work. There is a lot of money here and when you accompany that with the redneck bible belt hypocritical racist homophobic piss on those who are down on their luck mindset of southerners all you get is narcissistic trash talking "I'm better than you" prune faced fucking assholes.

and Everybody That got his Organs' Also Became as Asshole' Because NOW They are a Part of That Asshole as WELL' so 😁

"Good people" are a clear window looking for a smudge.

Even he, wouldn't have blown up the 5 toxic rail cars and all in Palestine, Ohio, like those two governors had with only a stroke of a pen, for their masters. Even he, wouldn't pretend that he was defending freedom in a bloody war, fought by others and not he or his, fools and victims. When what he really wanted was the resources of another country and the control of the entire planet Earth, pretending that he was making things better for everyone, when really his only concern was for him and his.

Too bad nicotine addicts are azzholes, it's a waste of a pair of lungs.

Hah Coleman died freaking loser. XD

Greatest thing ever

What if the father of two was actually father of twelve. Would it sound better or worse?

I wouldn't feel right donating my organs.
1. A life of shameless depravity & debauchery has pretty much destroyed any long term organ viability.
2. The above and the resultant polymorphic drug abuse that my body sees as just another endless party on this journey to entropy we call "life" Would subject any recipient to a never ending DMT trip for the rest of their lives.

Coleman was a national treasure, you useless fucks didn't deserve him. RIP bro.

Life works in wonderful freaky ways I love it .just hope this is a true story. Because if it isn't I'm commi and I'm going to be 100× worse than this guy run mother fuckers rum or I'll eat you up for breakfast and shit you out next morning 🌄 peace entitled little ass holes from Darren in Australia ✌️ 🇦🇺 🤔 I'm coming, I'm rick James bitch and the darkness is coming and fucm .y friends bitch now get me a freakin cold beer to bitch.

Nope microsoft are the biggest assholes in the world. They fuck up your equipment with their garbage updates and screw up everything. Total assholes and the dumb fucks that work there are trash.

I wish I could be an organ donor , but I have Lyme disease!

Awesome commercial

Thats a superhero movie - asshole to saving lives

I didn't that was Thomas Jane in this commercial lol what a asshole hahaha

Make it Shorts - Asshole to hero

Trump won't have a grave. He'll be cremated and his ashes flushed down a toilet along with several liberal dumps.

Alright, not ashamed to admit it, this commercial made me laugh and then made me cry. Fuck you for delivering such a powerful message. :)

Funniest shit I have seen in a while.

I'm a funny outspoken approachable asshole I'm a different breed of asshole and you know what I'm proud of it who wants to be so god damn boring and normal it'd just crush your spirit after awhile

And then a car ran over the broken bottle, crashed into the gas station and created a massive Holocaust of death.

He isn't asshole .. ok

If they transplant his brain into another person will that person be an asshole?

Hey....what if everyone who benefitted from his spare parts became possessed by them and became assholes? Cool storyline....

in my country its completely different- everybody is possible organ donor by law. only case is that he is registered as non-donor. I dont know anybody who is registered. Maybe therefore here is not such great lack of organs and it is not such great issue. Of course nothing is ideal- and its possible that somebody could misuse system- but generaly its for good of all people.

I thought I was the only one like that 😢

The rude finger was so funny

awww man, i'm an organ donor...
guess i gotta change that shit now.
besides, ain't nobody want this. my body's beat to shit, and all my organs have either shriveled to nothing or swelled up from soaking in liquor for the past 40 years.

I hope there is an award for something this good - and important!

How does one recognize a azzhole?
He smokes.

No no no......only asshole in present time is the one and only CHINA

So you’re telling me he was a bit of a drunk but that liver was just fine?

if there were more commercials like this I might watch television

WOW, this tickled my funny bone and also hit me in the feels.

I fucking loved this.

Recent transplant recipient here, so all the protocols for evaluation are still sorta fresh in my mind. He would be what is called in that world an "at-risk donor," meaning the smoking, drinking etc, and they will ask you at some point in your transplant evaluation if you would accept an at-risk organ. Other things that make you an at-risk donor are prostitution, IV drug use, and time in jail. The bad news is that they are not allowed to tell you WHY it is at risk, just that it is at-risk. The good news is that an at-risk donor does not necessarily have at-risk organs, which makes no sense, I know, but it's true. At-risk donor organs have to go thru the same incredibly stringent testing as those that are not deemed at-risk before being okayed, and at the end of the day, they are simply not going to put a crappy organ into a recipient because then that would mean it would probably fail and then everyone is back to square one. For example, they will actually use the organs of someone who has Hepatitis C, because these days Hep C is easily treatable and if the organs pass tthe testing, it would be stupid to reject them.

Anyway...if anyone ever has to go in for a transplant, and they ask you if you would accept an at-risk organ, say yes! It might move you just a little farther up the list!

TOXIC ORGANS

Ironically, after all usable organs were harvested, all that was left to bury was... his asshole.

If the waitress kept his wallet with the donor ID... then the doctors wouldn't have known‽

I am actually crying right now.

Organ donor does not mean your organs go to people who need it. They could end up in labs, universities for studies/tests etc...