The (NOT BLOCKBUSTER) Collection - The Search For The Worst - IHE

Turkish star wars is basically scientology the movie🤣

Attracting women by whistling, while constantly professing how those two old dues are "irresistible"...
... yyyeah, some parts of Turkey can be a bit... odd... about women.

Send out black John in his race car.

I can't believe they had the audacity to copyright strike you for a move that isn't for sale anymore.

real fans know that turkish star wars is the REAL OG star wars

Honestly, the anime one looked alright from a purely visual perspective. Yeah it's a bit simple and stiff but, whatever. I've seen FAR worse.

What I especially love about Turkish Star Wars is that they even managed to completely mess up the aspect ratio of the Star Wars footage, squashing it by a factor for 2:1 so that all planets look like ellipsoids.

wait.. did Looper steal it's plot from Dinosaurs of the Deep? that's hilarious

Have you ever seen the Canadian horror movie "Things"? Yeah...that makes Turkish Star Wars seem worthy of preservation in the Library of Congress.

turkish star wars looks like an absolutely beautiful trash fire lmfaoooo

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"The fight and jump" sounded like a british morty.

We just gonna forget that the first movie used Indiana Jones music?

Turkish Star Wars is why I can NEVER EVER Hate the Sequels In fact I STRONGLY argue they True to the Spirt of Classic Star Wars Still.

Thanks for the mention of The Descent. That was one of the first horror movies as an adult that actually scared me. Love that movie, and even the sequel.

There’s a movie RalphTheMovieMaker reviewed on called After Last Season. Alien 2 definitely feels like that movie.

On the pointless driving sequences, I don't think they're trying to fill time. I think the director just has this vague notion of a moody opening sequence starting with something mundane, like a garage door opening and a car driving off. I think he's trying to set some kind of tone, but he doesn't really know what he's doing, so it's pointless and tedious.

It's very similar to when most novice writers open a story with someone waking up and making breakfast and then going to work. The writer wants to say, "He was normal and doing normal things and then, wow, things spiral out of control!"
But the audience doesn't get that. They just get a boring, meandering sequence with no point.

Did NOBODY hear those performances and say, "I think we should do another take"?? This isn't like Devilman's English dub where it's awkward yet charming and therefore, funny; it's stilted like a robot, as if the actors are still learning their lines by reading it off the script. Then they probably thought "okay, now it's time for the real thing" but the "real thing" never happened because they were on a time crunch and just said "fuck it; we're done"

You know what's funny.... I watched the movie Alien 2 Sulla Terra movie after watching this review,. and I couldn't learn the lady's name because for me, she is BOREEN!

Jaws in Japan brings shame to a country that has given us such masterpieces like Spirited Away, Tokyo Story, Ringu, Perfect Blue, Seven Samurai, Ran, Princess Mononoke... and so on. I adore Japanese Cinema, but that left a bad taste in my mouth.

It’s weird they would have racist stereotypes towards Asian people even if this was made in South Korea.
It’s like the Koreans are being racist towards themselves.

The man who saved the world with out a doubt The Best Worst Movie ever made for me because movie plot will broke your brain and it's so ridiculously funny i laugh last 20 min of movie non-stop. I laugh that epic scenes from movie hard and long.

I love how every time someone hits someone else, the music cuts abruptly. If you close your eyes, it's like someone's belting another guy with a jukebox and it's just switching songs.

I love how random it is that the tron rip off is a copy of Richard Hammond’s biography he found on a bench

His name is black John, and he has a "race" car. XD

I still think a Jurassic Thunder review is needed

I don’t know why but I was laughing my ass off inside when the reverse motion meat flew onto the guy

The karate scene from Turkish star wars reminded me of "karate farmer" from that bootleg star wars called "Star warsiors"

Hey between this and Starman, I'm convinced that we as a species had a better understanding of Space back then than we do now. I will never be impressed with technology until it can match the quality of this movie

I whatched Turkish Star Wars it was memorable

Somehow you talking about the transitioning shots in Alien 2 activated my Amazon Alexa. It just randomly gave me the definition of what a transition shot is.

Please do I hate March 21st

The Turkish Star Wars flim is long

Are we not going to mention the Indiana Jones music in Turkish Star Wars?