Lyrics:
Sex on the Net
Cruising the net almost every night
The pictures of women whet my appetite
Appetite get some meat tonight
Your daily nude, your daily celeb
Your daily black beauty, they’re all on the web
Ah come on mama, come on bring it on home
Don’t you just love all that silly silicone?
Let’s find out who doing who tonight
To get your live feed get your credit card right
The number’s right but the card’s expired
(See the teen starlet bearing it all
The man she’s with must be ten feet tall
Although I know it’s got to be a fake
That vid still gives me a nether-region ache)
See young Britney bearing it all
That man she’s with must be 10 foot tall
That pic of Dana has to be a morph
The Scully I know wouldn’t do that with Worf….
Dog bark!
Asian girls they’re doing it for free
But why’s that donkey in the WC
WC a penny for a pee
I watched a girls’ dorm for more than an hour
Until the webcam steamed up in the shower
Ah come on girls, come on wipe it clean
It’s a critical moment, if you know what I mean
It’s all in the name of good clean fun
It’s harmless and safe and no damage gets done
No damage gets done, cos it’s good clean fun
New age sex with no need to touch
The old net nanny can’t censor that much
How long will it be before it gets rough?
When’s the first live webcast of a snuff?