Keeping with this weeks theme of pissing off all of the people who once liked me.
Please understand that this is pure satire and if it is Mike, I’m sure there is some special forces reason for it. That being said what in the ever living hell is going on here.
Honestly don’t know if I’m more disturbed by the condition of this upstanding establishment or the fact this is obviously not someone I would pay for this dance without a minimum of 3 liters of whiskey and 200 dollars worth of rather illegal substances.