Worlds best oneliner

Damn.

Not having a soh is a small price to pay for otherwise being the greatest people on earth. A slightly jealous, mostly respectful Englishman

Jeramy clarkson said,germans do gave a sense of humour, you just have to tell them where and when to laugh

The signs to Dachau, at least in the early 90s, were very small, street level things... neither obvious nor overhead. Felt like it was hidden away.

World's WORST one liner.... Indeed, it seems to have never existed.

Diabolical

A one liner is a joke told in one line... that was a an anecdote which ended with something that worked as a punchline

karl marx ... monty

That's not a one-liner. It's a story, with many lines.

“Knock knock! Who’s there? NEVER MINE. OPEN ZEE DOOR!! SCHNELL!! Why did zee chicken cross zee road? She vas only following orders!”
Quote from stand up comic on German jokes….
Believe me. They have the ways to make you laugh.

The best one-liner ever was by Bob Monkhouse; " I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my father, not screaming in fear like his passengers"

Okay Eric, they let you into Dachau when you told them you were Jewish, but did they let you out?

24/12/2023

Still funny 16 years later 😊

Is it?

omg lol

They do have a soh. It is often cruel.

Love that it cuts over to his urn for his reaction.

The year is 2324. None of us talk anymore, we just use the telepathic gerbils in our pockets. What used to be called the Brits are still jerking themselves off over some 20th century war and how funny they are while what used to be Germany isn't.

How do they say? "In German humour is pronounced tumor".

We British actually share a sense of humour with the Germans...we have to....because they haven't got one 🤣

That is a brave joke to make, even back then...but well worth the risk. I had a good belly laugh😅

Someone asked Don Rickles to '"say something nasty".
Rickles replied "Hernia!"

An American once asked Noel Coward to "say something funny".
Coward replied," Kangaroo".

As funny as this is, it's not really a "one-liner'. It's a great story!

So this explain Graham's conditions at the show: they believed him and acted accordingly!

What is the difference between a condom and tackety boots?

I'll have to try that.

If Germans have no sense of humor - does that mean they're woke?

Sorry, he let himself down with this. If anyone else tried this now they'd be castigated !

1 in 10 do not like the same broth

One liner?

my favourite german joke:
an italian-looking man knocks on the door and when the german householder answers he says "guten tag, mein name ist Umberto und ich bin hier um deine tochter zu ficken"
the householder says "um was?" and he replies "umberto!"

Germany killed a lot of them in Second World War.

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They are very efficient and have no sense of humor.

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Fyi there is no ’k’ sound in Dachau.

I love how they put the line on Graham who is not with us to deny it. This sounds completely like something Idle would do/say.

I think a lot of people missed the joke Eric Idle told about how they were asking the locals how to get to Dachau and nobody knew. Obvious reference to how most German civilians claimed they didn’t know about the concentration camps immediately after the war. I was surprised that the Jewish host, Robert Klein, wanted to move along like he was embarrassed.

Well, that rather takes down the idea of the world's deadliest joke and joke warfare.

German humor:

[Knock, knock]
Who’s there?
WE ASK THE QUESTIONS!!!

BRILLIANT!!

One liners aren’t typically over a minute long containing several lines and a backstory.

Fun fact: in all bigger concentration camps jews are allowed to visit it all the time. It's like a memorial.

The first part was funniest,,,

Miss you Graham, RIP❤️🇷🇴

"it was just closing"? Surely Dachau closed in 1945?

Germans are very funny people alas they expended all their humour energy in creating funny words to make their language so jolly and merry. ie. torschlusspanik, wildpinkler, ausfahrt und holterdiepolter.

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OMG