So… Google Just Created Quantum AI

Do these buzzwords give anyone else violent diarrhea?

Please someone tell me what was last invitation Google made? Another hype

I don't even want to begin thinking what bullshit these companies can make if the quantum gets hyped

hardcore, meh from google, typical

In case anyone didn't figure it out the first time they pushed this b0 lox, "Quantum" computing is nonsense, something cannot be in two places at once ! Its a fundamental building block of logic on which your ability to rationalise Anything depends, the reason why they want you to believe that something can be in two places at once, is because if you believe that, you will literally believe ANYTHING ! and you will buy anything they sell and do anything they say, because you will have lost your ability to rationalise ANYTHING !

What the hell kind of problem did they give it that would have taken the worlds most powerful computer 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Years to figure out ? And if it would take the worlds most powerful computer 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Years to figure out, how the hell do we know that this "quantum" b0 l0x chip has actually figured out the actual answer, since it clearly hasn't ever been solved before, to check if this chip got it right and didn't just make all it up. Colour me suspicious by I smell something eggy 🤔

We got quantum AI before GTA 6.

Can you do one on how bad Apple screwed over buyers of the M4 iPad Pro 256GB and 512GB. I couldn’t stomach 600 on top of the 1299.99 for the 16GB ram version. I mean even the base Mac mini comes with 16GB of ram. Feeling burned.

So they are going full Ant Man now?

Quantum computer: a superfast (but hard to utilize for practical applications) experimental computer, that uses physical phenomena which are only measurable on the smallest of scales to calculate data

Quantum AI: an artificial intelligence model whose intelligence is only measurable on the smallest of scales

I'd be happy if our current technology worked properly, but I'm easily pleased.

Those old experts look baked

Sam is such a clown... but i love it

Encryption is now a foot note in history

sam sam sam. really disappointed you didn't link this to the old TV show Quantum Leap where the protagonist Dr Sam Beckett played by Scott Bakula went backwards and forwards in time - just like apple, google and samsung!!

😂😂😂

I wanna game with it

cue the Norm McDonald meme of "that sounds like a bunch of commie gobbledygook"

Google’s AI lags seriously behind even llama 70B. So I have high doubts this 😂😂

Wait, flubber matter doesn't exists?!

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Basically

Here's the steps to building a useful computer. Google is on step 2 right now.

1. BEYOND CLASSICAL


2. QUANTUM ERROR CORRECTION


3. BUILDING A LONG-LIVED QUBIT


4. CREATING A LOGICAL GATE


5. ENGINEERING SCALE UP


6. LARGE ERROR-CORRECTED QUANTUM COMPUTER

Source: domain of science

Except, no they didn't, not really.

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You’re great! I love what you’re working on.

im guessing google made the explanation seem as complex as possible so that idiots think theyre smart

Well, if you don't understand the cabbage, then you cannot understand Quantum AI (©)

The cabbage is a solid analogy

Google will be our downfall. Skynet and Orwell all in one.

Instead of a degree on physics, will get a degree on metaphysics.

Thanks ai

Quantum computing + Ai = u will wake up one day on a different timeline

Looks like a ROBLOX logo 😂😂😂

If i understood this properly from a cnn report, the problem that takes a normal pc a bazillion years to solve is a quantum calculation, and those quantum chips are specificaly good at those. One of the possible uses of the chip is to create new theoretical molecules and simulate their behavior with other substances to create new medicines. also, we have created new types of matter in the past and still do. but apparently they're prone to instability. mashing together more protons than you find in nature has that downside.
Another thing those quantum chips are insanely good at is cracking highly complex Encryptions without breaking a sweat. Which is why new encryption models are being created and implemented.

This is the most BIGGEST Quantum BS I ever Heard, and liked. =)

😂It sounds like graphene....😅😅😅

"A small little man, who also can conduct." 😂😂😂😂😂 I wasn't ready for that set up qns punch line

the real question is "can it run doom"?

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Buzz word, Google mimics the Nvidia Ceo buzzy man

Makes Apple Intelligence look "as stupid as Apple Intelligence" (or Apple UN-Intelligence ;)

Th was all that about ? Someone ? Anyone??

awesome vid man!!

I updated my iPad and talked to Siri and he's just as stupid as ever. (I have a male voice enabled)

😂

Thank you Google

Quantum AI before GTA 6