When you play an Unarmed Khajiit build in Skyrim

holy cow its kung pow: enter the fist. legend for makin this edit

Face-to-Foot Style! How’d you like it?!

"I'd thank the gods, but I'll settle for thanking you." The level 60 Dragonborn Kajiit with full draconic armor and blasted off skooma, "What's the difference?"

Dragonborn: I implore you to reconsider. (Persuade)

Current Bethesda can't help to nerf the unarmed skill. They want to make gameplay as boring as possible. (/s)

"your Gods ask ME for help"

"He told me there would be a chosen one."

"There will be a chosen one."

"Then he told me of its significance."

"It will be significant."

"Then he killed the dog."

fart

I must apologize for Lydia-she is an idiot. We have purposely trained her wrong, as a joke.

Kung Pow! Great movie. In my Top 10 of all time. Need some Evil Betty lines.

grab the pugilists gloves, desenchant them, put enchantment on good armor, play as >insert fictional character who is good at punching here<

The finest cuts, fresh from the wilds!

For the shopkeeper I was hoping for
"I'd like to buy all your salt piles."
"THAT'S A LOT OF SALT. THAT'LL BE TEN COINS, BABY. YOU WANT MEAD WITH THAT!?"

"That doesn't even seem possible if you think about it. I mean, I'm no doctor..."

Aluduin: gentlemen, from this day forward, you will all refer to me by the name BETTY
Eeeuuheheheheh

"She's not yours, stop this nonsense."

Such an easy Persuasion Check, too.

Chosen one = Dragonborn

Alduin: "Know this, my dov. From now on, I wish to be known as Jill."
Dragonborn: "But...Jills are female dragons*"

*And 1000 internet points to any fellow lore nut that already knew that lol

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS

Especially once you get the [Gloves of the Pugilist] 🤣
”It was like… one clean chunk!”

Funny i get this after making an Argonian unarmed build with 80 damage gloves and a ring of fisting

And he learned a lesson about those brawler's gauntlets...

"They hurt like crap, man!"

No weapons nor magic. So transforming into a werewolf is ok.

Clearly a master of the Whispering Fang style

The finest cuts, fresh...