Anon Is Devilish Landlord - 4Chan Greentext Stories

the math is not mathing in my head rn

The math ain’t mathing

does anon not realize that he payed himself the first time? god, people are stupid

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If you actually thought about this for more than 5 seconds, he’s just getting the rent with extra steps

that is mostly prostitution and its up to the landlord to make it worth the effort. well if you can somehow get a better rate compared to just fucking desperate females for a bit of pocket money the normal way then go for it. and i suppose there is also the added benefit of getting to keep a few females kind of at the ready and knowing where they are as opposed to not knowing where they are when you want them. well, you gotta weigh your pros and cons yourself but its definitely not the lifehack anon makes it out to be. more like a dropshipper or daytrader kind of vibe.

I love how many soylets in the comments want this to be fake so all the poor wittle women aren't getting used 😭

I hope it's real.

I kinda want to see how this ends. Yes this guy is awful but i guarantee hes not gonna get the result he wants. Also since this is fiction, i wanna see the end of the story

Do you guys really not see the problem with the math here? If he lends them the rent money and then they pay him back he hasn't made double, he's just gotten back the barrowed money and gotten the rent money. -1+1 = 1

> Landlord
> Paid for doing absolutely nothing

Yeah, anyone who has owned property can tell you this dude isn't telling the truth here. Being a landlord means having to fix the utilities and, of course, when the tenant trashes the house, guess who has to pay to clean it up?

This story makes no sense. They never met the land lord when signing the lease?

i will actually try to do this in the future. do you guys think it works in germany? (legally)

I mean this one particular story can be fake but it is certainly true that this is also happening all around the world come oon its not that bad

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We love landlords

Thats not a double repay if you paid yourself lol

That's playing to win

I don't understand what he meant by immediately get it back then double. If he "paid" their rents himself he is making $0 and when they do pay it back he just earns what rent he would have originally earned but just looks like a hero, he never gets double money, only ever the full rent but late

BS story.

This is just the other side of the matrix. On one side we have stupid simps, on the other side we got... this guy

No way a real 4channer puts this much effort into anything

The amount of people who think he is making double the money is fuckin crazy. Y'all are dumb as hell.

the communists already tried this and it didn’t work

This... is... GENIUS!!

Sensational. Im suprised that such calculated premise never showed up in movies or pornos. Unlike upfront seedy deals, hes getting both money, sex and reputation. Anon has a future in politics

This is not real. In no scenario is a young female renting a room from someone they've never met.

Annon has reached late stage capitalism

I don't understand why is it supposed to be "doubling" his money. He just get the money back and then get the proper rent later. Unless he's lending them at an interest, I don't think he's earning extra.

I suppose the sex was worth something? Is it cheaper to just hire a pro than go through all this?

landchad ascension is a reality o7

Good ideas

Hang on, let me grab a pen so I can take notes...

Fuck I know a guy who did this in Philly back in the early/mid 90s. It’s impossible now everything is online and easy to trace. They would follow the trail and figure it out.

bigest chad ever

I mean. Minus the sex part he is kinda just loaning them money to pay their rent, maybe illegally but he still kinda is.

4chan weirdos have the most exploitative and creepy day dreams.

"Immediately get given it back, then double" ??? He paid himself and thinks he got paid twice?

Mao was onto something...

always tip your landlord

Man love it when 4chan anons r delusional af

Man found a way to look like even more of a simp than he is. Biggest L

the landlords yearn for the guillotines

Lmao, im gonna do that

Anon will be featured on r/thathappened

Everyone in this comment section needs to retake basic math, this isn't a money glitch you're just dumb

The story is probably fake, but being a landlord is already getting him the wall before I even heard the rest of it

It's the fakest rent house story I ever heard, without a proper job or rent, how does he survive? Eating pussy for food?

How did he handed them the contract without them recognizing him?

I know this isn't real but I was immediately like how do they not meet him if he's the landlord.

Dude is literally describing feudalism and 4chaners are losing their minds like he is some kind of genius or something, lmao.