DPS in a Nutshell - WoW Classic Machinima

Everyone knows that the best DPS move is to taunt the mob that the tank is tanking, and then brag about your dps being so high that it steals the aggro 🙏

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LMAO! So TRUE!

Any melee that can't do damage to ony in phase two sucks at positioning their toon.

And even though it is for a machinima, that tank is fking terrible. Get that dragon turned and your back to a wall, scrub.

This cant be more accurate. I love it.

Now that Ony is back for Wrath we get to experience this all over again. 😂

I made the same face that Human Paladin was making when everything fell apart.

That's the look of someone who's ready to /gquit and be a solo player for the rest of their life.

"step out of the fire!"
"NO!"
"well ok, die then"

and thats me (and most players really) as a healer

if i ever pug a wow raid and someone brags about being top dps while ignoring chimp level instruction mechanics i am kicking them 💀

Whelp with a knife seems acurate as fuck

Onyxia going insane with aggro is my spirit animal.

we had a few of those people in the guild, yeah we booted them and put them on blast on our server, they had no choice but to server transfer.

oh shit hes got a knife

Oh yeah… I forgot about welps

the subtitle emotes holyshit

These videos make me feel like wow almost counts as socializing.

Back, you beasts! xDD

Fun fact the captions for this episode were automatically set to Korean :D

I knew of a fury warrior just like this during WTLK. His dps was indeed great but it never mattered because the boss would annihilate him two seconds into the pull, than want a battle rez....which he never got.

I'm glad we all understand that melee are just a bunch of raging animals. -A melee Dps main

lmao

I'm a proc palidin and there are alot of times where I'm top DPS with ability spam ...

Fun fact: wasn't really that hard to build arggo as a warrior, 3 Saunders is all it really took and then all you had to do was keep your stacks of sunders up, if you had to dump range just dump it with sunder.
For paladins it was a bit different a d wonkey as you needed as much spell power as you could get your hands on so spell power weapons, shields sometimes, rings and trinkets with spell power on them if you could get it, then once you got enough it was next to impossible to drop arggo when you were using retribution aura and concentration

Also the tank& healers: Your DPS is too low, fuck the mechanics your worthless trash for trying to do everything corrrectly, you got hit once as well I see I am going to have to have you sit out on this one. Whats that you got hit because someone else did the mechanics wrong? Did you even watch this exact guide I told no one to watch? I am doing this super abnormal method of fighting this boss that is shown here that depends on a exploit to go outside the map and everyone to follow me. What do you mean this was patched out last month? We gotta do the meta speed run for this raid where everyone is armed with capped out gear, and I see you have gear that isn't mythic + capped, get the fuck out of my guild, I don't care if you paid to be in the guilde and we force you to give us all your loot. Fuck you, you got hit because we wiped because you got hit once by a unavoidable RNG mechanic that someone else triggered. Not because I told everyone to go kill themselves because I couldn't do the glitch.

That is the origin story for reoccurring night elf warrior in Gorak's guide series

"THE HUNTER PULLED THE BOSS AGAIN"

I feel this one in my soul.

Ah shit he got a knife man. LMAO i just died roflmao xD

Ahh yes the dps meter. Nothing can be more immersive breaking than numbers. Blizzard really took their game in the wrong direction when deciding to support this.

Meanwhile, Onyxia is just chilling out utterly amused of all the arguing and bickering of the dumb players who only care about their own glory and not actually winning the boss fight. Her yawning near the end pretty much said it all, they all had crappy dps, lol

That Son Goku scream was a nice touch

Oh look the Hunter pulled the boss again. amazing im dying

these are hysterical

me back in that time, I was only one shaman enhancement with talented windfury totem. My dick was sucked by melee dpses :D altough, not much items for me :(

The target switch wiggle yelling was just.. It killed me

funny cause true

"Ah shit, hes got a knife."

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

- Pls dont stay in fire
- I cant drop my dps. If I die, just battleres me
- B...but Im saving it for a tank
- Tank means nothing u idiot!
- Ooooooooo!!!
LOL

Still trying to figure out a macro for Bloodrage, Berserker Rage, Death Wish, and Recklessness, all bound to the same button. Would really help with my dps.

LOOOOL!!!!

I love how often and how casually they use the /chicken emote as normal body language.

Battle rez for priests...

I laughed so much bro...