FBI-UIU unusual incidents unit - training video

Did we get funding?
Last time I was in a UIU operation we were still running Uzi .45's and Model 10s.

Mfs take FBI HRT and call them the UIU

Tu é aquele jogador de SCP SL e aquele cara do Amino?

People take the piss out of the UIU, but lets not forget that literally all their badges are an scp that makes people passive as shit to them

Bro is Littreally hiding the Uiu's face bro UIU can be found in FBI headquarters and the government know about UIU so nothing gonna happening by hiding their faces

(cool SCP fact) did you know the uiu is actually the FBI?

Tis is FBI SWAT training, not UIU training.

UIU according to SCP wiki: 💀🚮
UIU in rBreach:

A chaos insurgency cell wont be so smug when the UIU is given the greenlight for a raid

DIALIKE FROM GRU

Our "Gardener" (SCP Overloard)sticks to ur '6' so close we can touch and even use only "Senseï" ...to follow without coordination or "Trans-Communication" but only with our other remaining main, aptly chosen, "Anthropo-Senses" ...u could only learn, after all, from the biggest "Doggs" running the streets. We do this soo well from the outside they might mistake us for a couple of "Yankees" ...no! Jeez please! We are just a " Conglomeration OF IMMIGRANTS from all over the world (all walks of places)... We keep things so tidy and clean out surgically enough to put Post-Mortem spec. Teams to Shame and put a redressing ponder to old "Seppuku Rituals"... if we can attain a level of discipline and rigor that allows us to walk the fine line of lawfulness and assertiveness out on the fields as well as behind closed doors...it doesn't matter if the subject being adjudicated is a "public or shadow" docket... We, I think rightfully but also stubbornly, that my intuition is right in making me choose to Press On!!, And use the opportune breach to mitigate our way to a fair, equitable and above all else accountable progress toward a balanced social-economic exchequer/playing field! All we looking for is a seat at the "dealing table" ...to properly and clearly lay out or do advocacy for our own pressing priority/prerogative strategic interests

there is no way they got this much equipments

UIU lore: useless as FU-
UIU gameplay: kills everyone on sight

Eliminate any remain Anomalies.

I'm not useless

Well it's not March 23 for "M23" of the congo Rebels kind...but it is March 9...let's celebrate the number 9... and respect the regour of Chinese traditions!!... the price is about to get heavier..I don't even know how to translate the Price...what if I say the last boat has left the port lool... top'owater... Overlord we got over water!! Talk about Boat service

Hope seen 😆!♤☆☆¥<33

Gotta love em when thry are awake and working... u should stand thrre for ur country goddamit..no more trolls!!.. this is not a drill everynnight and day...e gotta rebuild some samblance of ordr in yhis world

FBI-UIU 🤝 SCP FOUNDATION

Do gru next ill wait

The Foundation: that's cute
Also The Foundation: so do we raid them or....

BRO SCP IS BETTER THEY HAVE SCRAMBLEE GOGLES MORE THAN FBI-UIU AND MORE TAN CIA

me fbi

fbi me

SCP Rbreach UIU players: IM NOT USELESS
GOC: Obliterates all the UIU players

but the UIU is literally a small faction with a low budget????

Most useless GOI ever

EITA GENTE OLHA OS EQUIPAMENTOS DO FBI PRA CAÇAR LOLICON DOENTE, MUITO BASED ELES

SCP Rbreach players: IM NOT USELESS

''Vigiles In Noctum.''














The U.I.U. was abandoned after the cold war making it irrelevant, the SCP foundation supplied funds barely keeping it alive.

Pera tem uma função scp no brasil

Ok i will call out the fact that these guys are not supposed to have military gear and are supposed to be with suits or light armour
Edit: if you have any question and or reason i am wrong you are speaking to a brick wall, thank you. And also at that time lile a year ago my source for this was scp explained

Do chaos insurgent next

Poggers

Im1+nice

Primeiro, fixa?