11 Things Jewish Friends Just Get

One time I said parve in front of my non Jew friends and I legit forget non Jews don’t have that vocab😂😂😂

“Does he vote democrat and have a job?”

Nailed it.

hahahaha

Just a bunch of privileged Jewish women who got their jobs via nepotism. Who cares.

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Biological races do not exist and never have, ironically I was chosen to find lies

As someone who was raised by a Jewish family this is so true. Especially with my mom lol

YO! SEMITES !!!!✡

I love the blond's husky, scratchy voice. Awesome.

American Jews I might add. If you did this in Africa or UK or Aussie you would get a slap from your mates and told to stop being a schmuck.

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*11 things Ashkenazi Jewish friends get

I don't know, but the woman in green is definitely giving me Jess from "New Girl" vibes! I love it!!!

And they wonder why they're hated.

You're not chosen by anybody except Satan and race baiting BuzzFeed

yeah that democrat joke... is sadly true. yes there are a few (especially Israelis or orthodox) that vote conservative... but most American jews apart from ones who actually pray for real, try to live holy, go to synagogue regularly, etc... are dems. :(

Jews seem very arrogant

Jews use the word jap: no problem.
Asian country use svastika: thats problematic.

“Hey, so, what exactly happened on June 8th, 1967?”

My God, she pulled the pin on that fat grenade and exploded

Goy xd i always hated that word(im a jewish family)it sound like an insulting word for non jewish people even tho its not really its came from the bible but idc im atheist

A mutual hatred and loathing of Palestinians.

Is JAP a bad word or something?

I know lots of Jewish that aren't Democrats. Heck there was even a group called Jews For Trump

What if your understanding is misrepresented by the History of the Angels in which their duties on earth where to resupply the earth with it environment and replenishing the earth and watching humanity. While keeping watch over the image of GOD! What if the Authority they possessed belonged to God and they confiscated it to apply there own Authority and knowledge and History to mankind! Their Authority was to never communicate with the Humans!! God within the creative aspect allowed the metaphysical realm for the Angels due to show them the pain and. Suffering that they gave themselves to direct and lead mankind to there! Metaphysical Heavenly realm! The Angels call themselves God in the Bible but they also call themselves ghost, goblins, evil, demons, apparitions, spirits, Gods (Hindu) and Bad Angels, Saints, pope 35 years I’m still alive cause The Ivy League Colleges are given this Angels verbiage but did not give the true relation to why they wanted them to have it? Bet you want to know Now! They wanted you to see corruption in the flesh of mankind but forgot to tell u the price of this verbiage is to keep you from the true word of God! God gave you an Authority to live they call themselves soul, spirits, ghosts and deceived humanity by introducing themselves with the humans Host to suppress your emotions and self to give them a humans body like “invasion of the Body snatchers” that the government and many Elite have been removing wealth ggold and silver and all minerals to build underground buildings underwater inspecting the Zombies apocalypse but it’s not at all happening God in the Heavenly realm want all of mankind to give back to those you have punished and start restitution for those homeless and manipulating many by this Angels verbiage of the elite class of the Ivy League colleges not to forget a cults ritual people and the 501c3!!!! Stop lying everyone!!!! I should be dead 35 years ago haha the metaphysical realm is always around lurking in the shadows and walking around you! They are the angels that go bump in the Night and ur nightmares!! And all will go if you don’t change ur ways!!!! The God in the Heavenly realm outside of the Dome not the Angels metaphysical Heavenly realm!!!! What is a Dome for to keep things in and to keep other thing from coming mean God closed the earth so the Angels would not leave earth at All!

I wonder what it's like being jewish! I mean... you read the bible and see who your ancestors were. I must be cool to know who your ancestors were 4000 years ago!

I barely know who my great-grandfather was.

I really wish i get to meet a Jewish lady before I'm gone hahahaha

Yeah: you look vershimmelt. Full-on shmuddleig.

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That is actually Swiss German.

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Ok so... I'm a Jewish orthodox girl and Jewish people don't say that for all I know it was very interesting to watch indeed and, yes some of those are Jewish words, and yes those girls didn't say them right, but those Jewish words are not used in most cases of speech maybe you'd find some people say it in the holy land but in the UK or USA or anywhere else it would be rare
I met one girl and she said schlepping.
also if your none Jewish want to hear something crazy interesting?
People that are Jewish coming home from school would say-: oh today I learnt math and I loved It!
others say: I learned math today and I loved it!

I heard learnt isn't a real word? if it is true please tell me I just hear of this now.

I'm Jewish and Ashkenazi but I grew up in Israel so I barely understood anything they were talking about.

turds a monster drinks?

why did we all just ignore they used a slur against japanese ppl what

Isaiah 53, Psalm 22, Daniel 9, Jeremiah 31, Psalm 2, Deuteronomy 18, Psalm 2, Micah 5:2, Isaiah 9:6-7, Isaiah 12:12, Proverbs 30:4

I actually like Manischewitz. Haha

Is this accurate

I am Jewish haha

Wait. I think you're promoting stereotypes and that's illegal.

To all who really love Jesus, we should all move to Israel to spread the gospel for soon He will come back and we, as His most sincere soldiers, must be there to witness this most important of all events in human history.

100% TRUE

Jewish women are beautiful!!

The “no I want to be buried with the rest of my family” 💀

I wish I had a Jewish girlfriend

As a jew, I can confirm about 98% of these are accurate

Learning something new everyday.

I really love jews! The most talanted, gifted in any trade, quick witted people.