Pooping on work time - Poos

This was iconic

Taking a shit and taking the piss mean 2 entirely different things.

I absolutely HATE this... im glad im not the only one who has dealt with this... having my poo livestreamed!!!

The live chat is HORRIBLE!!!

Did you know that pooping for 10 minutes a day 5 days a week at work equals out to a 40 hour paid vacation by the end of the year. I've done the math. Company makes a dollar while I make a dime, that's why i poop on company time!

Boss makes a quarter i make a dime thats why I poo on company time

rowans acting just like amazon

Where’s Ellie been?

Mr. Hanky the work hour poo.. he loves me and I need to get back to work.... :(

Doing Poos 😂

Who made this guy boss? He’s just a worker.

Love taking a poo at work. Getting paid to let er rip. And enjoying free TP, water, soap, paper towels & electric to boot. And on top of that someone else can get paid to clean the mess up. WIN WIN!!! HORRAY!!!

This is why there are unions lol

Rowan being Rowan.

omg never go poos at work. Rowan is so bad! 😆😆

Me doing poos in work hour and watching this

poos? amateurs; go jack off for one hour everyday ;

On the flip side, I have seen an employee that would disappear for 30 mins and when you would go into the bathroom looking for him, you could hear the video he was watching.

Webcam

"My boss makes a dollar, while I make a dime; That's why I poos on company time" A beautiful quote my Mother raised me with

Huh. If only cameras were allowed in bathrooms I bet some employers would start streaming people who go in work hours constantly.

getting paid to poo is the best part of a workday.

So I'd like to bring the used toilet paper out with me & dispose of it in the waste bucket in his office.
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What? It's literally a bucket for waste, isn't it?

Somehow this gave me secondhand anger.

The webcam is there specifically for Ellie :)

My company does not pay me enought. So that why i doing poos few times :)

Iv had bosses who are almost as good and understanding as Rowen. Almost.

Jeff Bezos

you still laugh until u have an empoyer who does EXACTLY that... well lets say, the problem was solved when the manager in charge had an accident on the stairs...

The New Zealand words are funny lol poos lol

Always poop on company time... Had this happen, about 8 months ago.

I pushed hard, let out a wet ripper; said "You can either wipe my arse, or piss off." I got along really well with the other supervisor, and worked hard and fast; so was considered valuable.

Other supervisor had a chat with me and "disciplined me" with a task that I could have just not done and nobody would notice.
I spent the task on the toilet with a book.

Things like this... Maybe no need for a white shirt saga but a Rowan getting demoted saga

I’m guessing Rowan must’ve looked up the legality of keeping his employees from using the restroom and realized how fucked he would’ve been if he went through with it because he never mentions this again and even provided a bucket when Ben took over the bathroom in the bathroom keys episode

Is this a kiwi thing calling it poos? Everywhere else they just call it poo

"I dont pay you to do poos, Allen" - well, you do now.

“I don’t pay you to do poos Alan”

I have a new favourite VLDL, this makes up for breaking Rowan in the works drinks video

This honestly reminded me how fucked one of my jobs was in a retail computer store, on Saturdays I'd be working by myself (yeah that's right we had less staff in the store on the weekend) and the boss would remotely watch the cameras to make sure we were not locking the door if we wanted to eat lunch or take a shit. So you'd have to take a shit with the bathroom door open so you could hear if a customer came in. You'd then have to decide on if you wanted to say "hold on a minute, im on the toilet" to a customer or try to wipe and wash your hands as fast as possible to make sure someone wasnt stealing a display monitor or kids were not stealing drinks from the fridge.

Doing poos on the phone while I'm at work rn

I know this is a comedy sketch, but I cant lose that niggling feeling, some managers are watching these as training videos.

Wait wait wait there's a webcam in toilet and by toilet I mean bowl lol 😂😂

Я запрещаю вам срать

Google it, russian made a mem from it

I make a dollar, boss makes a dime, thats why I poop on company time.

My favorite thing about this is that they don't say "to poop." They say "do poos." 😂

Do not give Elon Musk any ideas.

I'd take a poos on Rowans desk if he got a problem. 😆

I don't agree with poos on anyone's time.

Please upload the webcam footage

we used to use a poo time app on the mine site i worked. making serious money having a dump on Sunday double bubble. we used to have comps who could earn the most in a week

CALL HR!

this is my nightmare