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ОтветитьI lost it on that guy stuffing his mouth with lettuce.
ОтветитьTrump is dumb. Where was the joke. He's not smart. I'm conservative but I can see the man is godless and self serving and a liar and a cheater. Why Christians support him I'll never know.
ОтветитьHonestly political jokes just get ruined way to quickly like Biden sniffing was done some much it became terrible but what biden will look like after 2 term's was still funny cause it was palpatine the alien vs predator joke was good where it was trump and a Mexican one where trump was alien with a inner mouth that had a tiny trump head and of course vis versa
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ОтветитьAlways werid seeing you play liberals cuz you have such conservative physiognomy
ОтветитьIf we could get away from the gender shit and stop feeding into it.
Remember, not all your audiences is American.
You're American, I get that, but fuck, stop recycling the trash.
I’ve got hat same AOC picture framed in my bedroom
ОтветитьAOC at the party conference: "Comrades, yesterday we were still on the brink, today we are one step further".
ОтветитьWhat is the difference between God and the liberals? God knows everything, liberals know everything better!
ОтветитьOne day, out of the blue, God appears to Germany's Chancellor Scholz, Russia's President Putin and America's President Biden. He announces to the three heads of state that they should go to their people and announce that the world will end in 10 days.
Scholz lets his people know: " There is good news and bad news. The good news: there is a God. The bad news: in 10 days the world will end.”
Putin announced at a press conference: “I have two bad news. First: there is a God. Second: the world will perish in 10 days.”
Biden announces in a televised address: “I have two pieces of good news: First, there is a God. Second, I will be your President to the end of the world.
Conservative are Trump, i mean Dump that is the same hahaha i'm so funny and smart, the weed gave me power.
ОтветитьNever been and will never be the Onion. Israel is a primarily atheistic country with the most liberal “no questions asked” state abortion laws in the world.
A “Jewish” colonial ethnostate powered by U.S. tax dollars where Christians are routinely discriminated against, holy sites desecrated, vandalized and spit upon.
Underwritten by $4 billion/year US taxpayer support.
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ОтветитьI don't know what this satirises. The Babylon Bee has only two jokes, and the most vocal of us leftists have to put up with anti-intellectuals.
Play stupid games and win stupid prizes.
Liberal comedy 2004-2008:
“George bush is a stupid man child and dick Cheney is a war criminal!” (Que Laughter)
The moral of this comedy sketch is that political radicality is never a good idea, no matter which direction it goes in. Moderation is the key to everything, whether the radical left or right leaning government wants to admit it or not.
ОтветитьDemocrat school no books allowed
ОтветитьHave you tried having Chat GPT write a new joke?
ОтветитьThis is so accurate....as a centrist i could never laugh at a leftist joke as I don't find any of them funny.
ОтветитьWith the AOC parody account from a few weeks ago this is even more hilarious
ОтветитьGenius! ❤😂
ОтветитьYou need to do a sketch with "Mr. Dumb Fart: The Smartest Conservative" but the twist is, he's more intelligent than the contemporary liberal.
Ответитьthis sketch is fascinating
ОтветитьI dunno...one is an attempt at being funny and the other is a biased observation and not actual jokes. For a minute I thought the Baby Bee had a moment of self-awareness and was able to poke fun at themselves but turns out I was wrong.
ОтветитьYou have to love the irony of a clip "making fun" of Twitter sitting next to a graphic advertising their Twitter account.
ОтветитьI didn’t really get it, or at least didn’t get what was funny. It felt like they spent the first half saying how much funnier liberals are then contradicting it… which was weird. I suppose writing jokes from the perspective of “Trump is competent” must be difficult.
ОтветитьHmm...little flat there lads, on both ideologies. The problem with political humor, often times it's one sided and rigged thinking, so for conservative humor, at best it can be about how a normal conservative do in everyday scenarios in exaggeration, otherwise you could do the same what liberals do only with irony and sarcasm, as often times it be cheap means to be funny.
I understand it is difficult to write humour, as Myself at best be very dry on myself, best I can reccomend is be organic and do what a normal man would find funny, conservative or not.
In reality, when those libs go back to their dreary lives, they're sad, miserable, and lonely...
ОтветитьJoke Biden and Kamela Harris are the worst joke ever made to USA!
ОтветитьThe third joke: how can we only have two jokes? we live in a world of clowns.
ОтветитьThe same YT commenters that says conservative comedians suck laugh their ass off when they hear liberals/leftists tell the same jokes being told by the liberals in this video, like they think it’s comedy gold
ОтветитьWhat I love about the Babylon Bee is that they make jokes/satire about both sides
ОтветитьI have to be honest that liberals are much more creative and funny on average. Doesn’t make em right tho
Ответитьit's better to have two jokes on libtards
since libtards can't make jokes for shit
but luxury of NOT being left trash idiot is that you can joke from everything
not only political shit
You forgot: “Oh, you have a gun? You must have a small penis. LOL”
ОтветитьLeft wing is so open minded, that their brain fall out. You aré welcome. (Sorry bad english)
ОтветитьMaybe God only invented two jokes 😂
ОтветитьThese guys identifying as comedy writers is like Joe Biden identifying as a legitimate President.
See? Not hard at all.
I mean when your opponents kill themselves over your two jokes you really don't need any more
ОтветитьConservatives and liberals are the opposite sides of the same stupid joke.
ОтветитьI personally think Babylon Bee is a lot funnier than liberal comedians. Don't take my word for it though, it could just be me. I don't allow my brain to get dumbed down by weed and woke/pop culture, so what's funny to me is likely different than your average late night comedy viewer.
ОтветитьConservatives know they are not perfect at all and that they must change. Liberals believe they are Great and keep on convinced that the Only Reason you don't support them Is because you are stupid.
ОтветитьHe doesn’t have room for humor 🤣🤣
ОтветитьThe Left is just angry. Dems have jokes about how Republicans are outraged about stupid things the Dem ‘s leftie supporters say and do and defend The Left anyway
ОтветитьI got a conservative joke:
College admission officers trying to decide between accepting an academic magnate with godlike GPA, test scores, and extracurricular activities, or a mediocre student who is a part of 69 genders, racial minorities, pronouns, neurodivergent conditions, and other intersectional systemically oppressed minorities:
Transgenders are mob farms
ОтветитьConservatives that stray outside of the 2 jokes get banned and then the "mainstream" right refuses to acknowledge them
ОтветитьI got hopeful when he started with "despite"
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