[Jojo SFM] Kira Has Terrible Ideas

bro why is kira attracted to hands when he has the most fuckable stand possible

The last line broke me. I am broken

lmaooo

Because hands make my dick ROCK HARD!!!

"Killa queen."

*spawns*

"I need another bomb."

I can make anything a bomb.

"Yeah but this will be a cool bomb."

Ok.

"Okay, so it will be a tank."

Mm.

"But a small tank,"

"But it has a skull on it and can talk to people. "

sigh of disappointment

"Whats wrong?"

Do you want an honest criticism?

"Yes?"

Thats quaking stupid.

"Thats not criticism."

L A T E R

*spawns*

"I need another bomb."

Ahh jesus..

"No no, this one will be good"

I can only use one bomb at a time, why do we need 3?

"Shut up."

"Ok so it will make a tiny you-"

W h a t?

"S h u t ."

"it will make a tiny you, and it will stay on a person."

"And if anyone talks to the person the tiny you is on.. the tinynyou will appear in their eye."

Will they explode?

"They will explode."

Okay.

"And after they explode time will reset(by an hour)."

"And create a constant time loop, untill i find out who blew you up."

"But i wont know who it is, so time will continuously reset, because they'll continue to explode even if they dont talk to the person the tiny you is on."

Why cant i just be a simple cat, man?

"

lmao

all of the funny writing aside, this is actually a good english Kira, he just sounds like a guy, much like Kira would want, but also with his low-key demeanor

Maybe kira making sheer attack is not bad also leave killa quin allone

Unironically why I hated the end of Part 4. You give someone an ability that's stupidly op only to compensate by not just giving the victim an exponentially better ability but also dropping his iq right before the finish line to shout out he's the serial killer in order to lose makes me lose investment in the stakes.

Watch JoJo they said, it’s addicting they say

I’m so obsessed, I think I’m gonna be Mista for Halloween 😆

the understated funniest joke is when killer queen is relieved that bomb type 3 will explode, only for kira to complicate it with unnecessary details

I just love the idea of people being able to talk to their stands, along with their stands being sentient.

this was my experience with part 4 before i ever watched part 4 because a friend linked it to me and said "you'll understand it later" and boy was he RIGHT.

now i get to yell "BECAUSE HANDS MAKE MY DICK ROCK HARD" randomly and those in the know understand it and those not in the know get to experience this video. :D

“Because hands make my dock rock hard”

At least he was honest

Sheer hart attack is not something that can be turned into a bomb...it's killer qeen's second bomb (if i'm not mistaken) i've found out about this while watching jojo part 4





And in case someon is wandering: yes i am watching jojo part 4 finally, after i ended the entrateinment district arc of deminslayer sice there wasn't like...next arc and "series continum"

so thats the reason kira yoshikage loves hands that his dick makes it rock hard?

Which kira ?

I can't believe how many watches it took for me to realise that Kira has a Death Note on his bedside table.

Bruh the end🤣

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I had this up Loud 😂📢 and the last part played so loud 💀

“Because hands make my dick rock hard”

Looks like I got exposed well I don’t really care because I’m going to eliminate you now

KQ bit the dust 💀

Why is killer queen so hot

Killer queen has a dream to not be the stand of a guy with a hand fetish

Killer Queen: FOR GODS SAKE THIS IS THE LAST TIME IM MAKING A BOMB for YOU

It gave me a... ROCK HARD COCK

Where did you make this

Kira queen just wants to be a simple cat-man.

Kira sounds like Max0r.

"chew"

Ah yes , sheer heart attack can pretty much talk to people "LOOK" and "HERE"

Ok

Imagine the life of Killer Kvin without Kira Yoshikage where he lives his life works does not smoke sometimes drinks sleeping and waking up without fatigue and stress like an infant and with good health after a medical examination😺

Hand fetish moments 101:

What the f*k is wrong with this guy?!, AND WHY DOES HE WANT TO *** HANDS EVEN THOUGH HE CAN GO THOUGH SOME GRASS AND GET A GIRLFRIEND!!!

Part 4 Sub: I..had an erection
Part 4 Dub: HANDS MAKE MY DICK ROCK HARD

what a beautiful duwang

hands

This is exactly how I think Killer Queen would sound.