Everything Wrong With X-men Origins: Wolverine In 14 Minutes Or Less

"Where's this asshole been? He got here just in time to be useless." Best. Cinemasins. Line. Ever!

Holy shit this is ass

Louisiana is murder capital...giggle

Good movie. I like the beginning when they are fighting in all those wars, and Wolverine looks at his brother like he's lost his mind...smile.

Can you imagine Logan shaving his face like that EVERY morning!?!?!

Kept say the '70's when we were clearly looking at something to be mid eighties or later. They're on 3 mile island post-meltdown or whatever the accident they had was.

Wait... how is Scott (Cyclops) in high school in the 70s in X-Men Origins: Wolverine... but ALSO in high school in the 80s (1983, to be exact) in X-Men: Apocalypse? I mean... you can SORT OF squeeze this together... Three Mile Island had its accident in 1979, so Stryker taking over in there had to come after that... so, if he's... like a freshman here in 1980, and a senior in 1983... but how did he unlock his powers twice and... FUCK, 100 sins for obvious continuity failures.

Bro missed the part of how did Logan get back to Canada from Africa with no assistance or passport😂

We're all missing how this timeline fits into the prequel Macavoy appearance?

the cartoon was better

the game was soo better than the movie

For some reason I want to watch Logan versus captain America. Adimantium vs vibrainium. What would happen?

Sun on you for making me imagine what a wolverine style lap dance would entail and it’s not pretty

dude kept saying the 70s however military hummers didnt come out until the mid 80s

How does James McAvoy look like bald Patrick Stewart in the late 70s when all the mutant kids get on Airwolf, but then look like James McAvoy with hair in the 1980s?

wow, I came from gamesünden in germany and thought high of my english skills...
puhhh
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The CG claws deserved WAY more sins.

Why no funeral plan for Kayla?

These live action Wolverine flicks had pieces of awesomeness sprinkled throughout them for a span of seventeen years, but collectively weren’t worth a shit. 🤨

I didn't know there was a second end credits scene! We were promised a Storm origins movie. I want to see that movie!

Lynn Collins isn't my girlfriend in real life*ding*

Also making the most disobedient team member the most powerful super mutant that you'd want the most control over

I agree, I don’t get why they kept shooting Logan when they know he can fucking regenerate and has an indestructible skeleton. It’s the same with Superman all his enemies know he’s bulletproof and they keep shooting him

Riding a motorcycle from Las Vegas to New Orleans would NOT put them on that particular bridge. That bridge leads from south New Orleans into downtown where Burbon Street is.

Professor X isn't James McAvoy in this scene. *Ding.

we almost walked out of the midnight premiere for this..... mainly because of the "cartoon claws."

I love that they actually SHOW her powers not working on Logan either earlier in the movie

She's mommy 🥵

I remember the first time that I saw this movie I didn’t realize that it was supposed to be Deadpool at the end. Probably because I was younger and it was dumb as shit

The healing factor builds a resistance to many powers, including lesser telepathic powers.

So you might think it's creepy, but don't forget he loses his memory at the end of the movie, so there's a decent chance he doesn't know how old he is.

How about the fact that wolverines and wolves are two totally different animals and wolverines aren't known for howling at the moon or even howling at all??

What I don't get is how do they age?? They're kids when they cross the border, but then seem like men's age in the wars and stuff, then all the way up til now they still look like they did when they were 20ish

"The fuck has this asshole been? He got here just in time to be useless.". HAHAHA!

I think victor was on the roof looking out in case any reinforcements arrived.

Why did Victor kill Chris? Weapon 11 never use his abilities... Unless Striker use his abilities to control Weapon 11 which still does not make any sense.

So let's get this straight, Vibranium and Adamantium landed in Africa?

Yep the dead pool

In the comics adamantium was accidentally discovered while trying to remake an steel-vibranium alloy used for Captain America's shield. Hence we get a vague scene where Stryker has to go to Africa to get a strange meteorite, hinting at vibranium.

the minute I saw this videos title, I knew it could be summed up in one sentence. deadpool without a mouth.

and you mention how there's no way wolverine's claws could fit in his arms, but no mention that deadpool's katanas could fit in his arms. they are 3 ft long and don't bend, but his arms still bend at the elbows????

The fact that they decided to let that guy play the character in Deadpool as well as the creepy Guy in this is just hilarious like it was destined
Well I guess it made for good jokes in Deadpool.

If it hasn't shown up I'm wondering if Wolverine would have actually got shot he would have taken a while getting out of the Rubble so it might have been a different story.
Here's one sin for you striker with told to keep walking until his lead and keep On Walking After so how was he able to stop?

The Awkward looks on their faces in the Elevator if only someone had farted that would have gave them something to think about.

The dog tags I thought that exact same thing last night when I saw it it's my second watch