Rocket Lake…Do we Care??

Felt like Linus was tempted to pull his hair for a gag but was afraid of actually pulling something out

Turns out that even when cherry-picking the best of the best of chips in 14 nm whatever the fuck, they still cannot beat AMD with the i7-11700K being compared to only 5800x. WoW not looking good Intel. The price needs to be well below the 5800x to even be competitive which I doubt we will see based on the shit prices of the past. Either the i9 variant is leagues above the i7 or Intel is fucked for another two years... And I thought the last three years with no Intel answer was weird. That new CEO better get to work, he has a company to fucking rebuild. This is your clapback after 3 years. Fuck me, Intel, for shame...

Intel when they can't beat 5600x: 🤡🤡🤡🤡

Intel 11900K crossed 1900 Single core performance in Geekbench the best yet.

I'm waiting for Intel to release the Ricki Lake, that one should smash the competition.

Head of Intel: "Some software runs faster on an Intel because some greedy people were offered cash to write their software with the Intel compiler, the one that secretly detects who's processor it is first before deciding if top speed is absolutely necesary. The benefit is that people can put food on the table.

I thought it was illegal to avoid tax and bride people to only use your products. So, pay tax, be honest about how much tax we've actually paid, don't bribe anyone and stop slapping a new number on the same processors every time a tiny competitor launches a new processor. Got it. Thanks for the advice. Why oh why didn't anyone tell me this years ago?

There has been a tiny whisper that someone was waving juicy college-student checks near the Dell, Hewlett Packard, Acer, Lenovo dinner tables if they correctly predicted which trucks are going to deliver the wrong processors to their factories.

Incidentally, the people around Germany got to see college students Media Markt (Europe's biggest computer seller) take part in the daytime television game show "Guess the Truck".

A strong slow aroma drifted over the fence from a neighbour's barbeque that if Intel eliminated their competition then only the LATEST Intel SSD will work with the newest processors but it was smokey sausages.

Luckily security cameras caught the students Userbenchmark and PassMark putting their greedy hands into the padlocked Intel cookie jar, again. I don't feel safe any more.

Help! Police! Come and get them!

Officer, help! He's got me by the neck! I can't breathe. Help!

What is that? That's the biggest knife I've ever seen. Even my legs aren't that long.

Help! Help!

Yeah! I managed to grab the knife off him. No, no, unfortunately, he's got it back again. Helllp!!! I'm too young to die.

Oh thank you, officer. You saved me!

Yeah, you got him. He's walking off in cuffs now. Good work, boys.

I've never been so scared. You criminals never learn.

So, the moral of the story is never use deceit to steal from hard-working ordinary people.

How could I be so stupid? How is it that Userbenchmark and PassMark make any money? I think I've finally figured it out: the thefts always seem to happen prior to another version release of their software. Now, they claim it's all a coincidence. Yeah right. Coincidence my arse. However, fear not. I think our new ten-million-dollar security system will finish off all of their update plans. So long, guys. It's been nice knowing you.

This is a private message for our fanboys ONLY: maybe, just maybe, there's a teeny tiny bit of truth to the idea that someone else might make faster processors?

Ouch! Get off my leg. How do you get rid of this thing?

Yes, I know, in five minutes' time its mother will need to feed it with a live alligator.

Can't it just eat some pizza?

I also have a famous mega family but right now I think I need to visit some of my rich uncles, uncle Googie and uncle Amazy, to pass on some of these new tips so that they don't get into trouble with the law.

Some people describe Amazy as an ancient alien space coffin. This is a perfect insult.

Oh and by the way uncle Amazy is the one who sells all our processors out of his garage, along with several fridge magnets. At least that's what he told me.

He says that the garage is where he keeps his 1535 cars but as none of them have worked for the last 14 years he's been getting free rides from auntie Ubee's cars. I really think it's time she starts paying tax too.

Oh and you can keep your money too. We don't need any more of it, thank you very much."

Of course Linus doesn't care when AMD sends bags full of $$$

Yes we care, it took zen 3 to match or surpass intel in raw single core performance, rocketlake will diminish or kill that advantage for amd once more, plus we need it, amd is showing its true corporate colours by trying to be the premium brand and hiking prices. We need competition.

maybe you should since it beats your biased fav brand

3 display outputs? That's the most interesting part, honestly...

5% better performance at 1080p Haha 🤣 GG Intel

I can't wait to get my hands on a Rocket Lake i9, and an AMD 5950x.

Of course many people care about rocket lake, not everyone is a goofball with stupid earrings and gets paid by AMD

Intel 14 nm is the same as TSMC 7 nm

As long the price is reasonable

wow this company still exists I thought they disappeared on Earth everybody moved over to AMD so they have no point these days

You might not, because you are a weirdo amd cultists 💁‍♂️

Say it again🤣

AMD never showed up to the competition during those years, so Intel had no incentive to innovate or change. Now that AMD is competing properly, we should expect Intel to keep up now, unless they still refuse to innovate.

WHEN WILL INTEL STOP USING 14NM AND SWITCH TO 10NM

Comments: 14 nM hAhA iNtEl BaD

Intel should stop sending you anything. You are clearly being paid by Ryzen.

Rocket Lake
...The car soccer?

I feel bad for intel now...

Of course we care you buffoon. Lol

What sockets is it gonna have?

wait for rocket lake or now 10900k?

I would be more interested in ARM chip set... and they are less than 5 nm. Apple is doing it, Microsoft is doing it, Smartphones companies are using them.... so I don't get the big fuss about AMD und Intel. AMD had problems now is on top before Intel was on top and now struggling... but Intel and AMD should watch out to ARM

"Snark infested waters."

2025
AMD : using 5nm+ and another 19% IPC improvement
Intel : hey, wanna buy some 14nm+++++++ with 6.5 ghz and cyrogenic cooling system?

Should i buy an 10400f (140€) now or wait for rocket lake?

Rocket lake will take the crown with more heat and wattage don't make sense

i do not care

It's called Rocket Lake because rockets fuel combustion reaches 3200°C

Intel tech: Tear Lake
Liquid cooling included
Next tear performance

Since leaked benchmarks for engineering samples show that 4.2 GHz Rocket Lake processors are beating 5.3 GHz 10900K parts by about 18%, I would suggest waiting to see what shows up in January.

eh ill wait for benches for alder lake

I love that shoe dryer is at the end of the clip. I hope the audience here is thoroughly confused.

It wil destroy zen3

Intel is really serious about flattening the curve

Intel is having their worst moment in a long time. Is hard to try to justify them. But I will say this:

1. Intel doesn't have the flexibility that AMD has. AMD has GlobalFoundries and Samsung to make their processors.

2. AMD has released 3 new architectures in the last 3 years. Zen in 2017, Zen 2 in 2019 and Zen 3 this year. Is not fair to compare ZEN 3 with the good old 2015 skylake architecture. The fact that the difference in performance is only around 20% is just amazing to me. Speaks of how good intel engineers really are that a 5 year old architecture is still relevant against a brand new architecture.

3. Intel rocket lake is not that interesting against the current AMD processors. But 15% to 20% more ipc at least will put intel on par with AMD in ipc. Intel has really good architectures coming. Once they FINALLY fix 10nm, intel will start to innovate. 10nm has been the nightmare that intel has to control to be able to compete better.

people: pls intel update the node
intel: no
people: well then fuck you
intel: we know

Intel inside, Kidney Outside 😂

Is it 5nm? no. we don't care
Intel, you lost the market, you have multiple security holes that you haven't addressed, you lost your deal with Apple, devs hate you and your laziness. Intel, you're #2 and will be for decades. Enjoy

L a k e

Intels Rocket will probably try to start without any fuel in it's tank.

You know you've failed as a CPU manufacturer when your consumers who bought your processors 5 years ago are on basically the same architecture as your current products.

Can't wait to see Intel 10nm SuperFin (tsmc 7nm) for desktop. Seeing what they can do with 14nm (tsmc 12nm) i can't wait to see what they will pull out with alder lake.

Did Intel drown in their own lake.

You should care. Intel is an American made product. Close to the Canada border