Flat Earth: A Measured Response

I'll give props to flat earthers. They give me some content to watch.
Worst part though is a conspiracy theorist is likely to drift into more than the one they started with.

If you really could see absurdly far away things with a camera we would never have bothered sending the U-2 to get shot down over soviet airspace, we could have just sent a balloon up really high in europe and literally just taken pictures with a really big camera.

Holy shit the contempt you can hear in the guys voice when he says “female.” He just cannot stand women can he.

imagine we find the earth is a dodecahedron and we were both half right

i just think its really funny that Mark Sargeant has a shirt that he wears to flat earth convesntions that just says "I AM MARK SARGEANT" in block letters. its just funny to meeee

I've lost count how many times I've watched this, it's a brilliant piece of edutainment or whatever the kids call it nowadays

I prefer "basically spherical" as a term. I don't know why.

hear me out, the earth is a hypercube

wibbly woo :)

That guy who keeps forcing debates on randos on the street actually got more feral and last time I saw him on a video, he began to regularly eat raw meat to combat covid.

It's actually really funny watching this in 2023, because Quantas have recently been busted selling tickets for flights that didn't exist...

flat earth theory videos are the same as that one documentary about draining Alcatraz

HA... Ive actually been to the Museum of Sex... in NYC ... yes its a real place!

The real conspiracy is that we never got the promised Fighter Jet Tangent

The dipsh*t flat earther at the beginning who said "ancient cultures all knew the Earth is flat"... beyond the monumental, mind-boggling, almost incomprehensible level of stupidity necessary for someone to say something like that is also incredibly annoying to me.
It's annoying because it's part of this trend among conspiracy theorists, and a lot of people, honestly, to like fetishize the "wisdom of the ancients." I feel like they grow up watching shows and stuff where people talk about how incredible the achievements of ancient cultures were and miss the context that those things were incredible FOR THEIR TIME. Like the pyramids are amazing because they were built so long ago. Not that stacking big rocks in a pyramidal shape is so unbelievably advanced that only secret lost ancient wisdom and/or aliens must be responsible.
Ancient people did some incredible things... FOR THEIR TIME. But they were also ignorant AF about like 99% of things. People need to stop pretending that ancient people were more advanced or informed or educated than we are or were possessors of some special, purer, more powerful kind of super-wisdom. If they thought the Earth was flat, that's a testament to how much they DIDN'T KNOW, you f*ckin clown dunces, not how wise they all were.

I am convinced flat earthers are aware they are wrong and just have a humiliation kink

this video being a gateway to two trans women is so funny idk

Where's the Time Cube video? Trying to hide the Truth from us?

Cringe socialist, flat earth is dumb but socialism is just as dumb

QF27 is still going strong. 😅

Mark sargant is living out his rock star fantasy

The reason why those connecting flights look wacky is because the app that is looking for the city pairs (from-to) is looking for EVERY AVAILABLE FLIGHT, whether they make sense or not. So, the dumb program pairs a flight between SFO and SYD with one from SCL to SFO. No one would take that flight, unless a) they want to go to stop in SFO or b) They are Chilean flat earthers on their way to attend a flat earth convention in Sydney

I like how he uses planes in order to support his idea, but if the earth WAS flat, gravity wouldn't even let them take off. The fuel (6lbs per gal at room temp, 6.5 at like 80°F) would just be far too heavy.

Not only that, but if we assumed that this flat earth was constantly accelerating upwards (which is a literal, honest to god, theory) Then aircraft would RUN INTO the earth. Flight would literally be impossible unless we were constantly climbing at an angle, and if we did that it'd cost more fuel, which is more money, which is not only unsustainable, but would be SO inefficient it just would not be worth it. Like if you try to take off, the earth will just... catch up. But if you do manage to outclimb the earth, have fun landing!

Flat earth is debunked simply because aircraft are able to fly without running out of fuel.

How to fry the brain of a flat earther: "explain sunset and sunrise"

"the moon gives off its own, cold light" I lost it.

I've been on the flight from Perth to Durban. But I fell asleep, so maybe they took longer than they said they did!

It's not harmless. It's a setback for humanity

Wastes of space like Lockheed and his ilk are why the world is in a slow-burn. Doomed down into a depressive dance of death and desperation. (See what I did there?)

Fun fact if every building was removed from the earth and the earth was shrunken to the the size of a pool ball it would actually be rounder and smoother then a pool ball

"Really owning the marxist by not eating their vegetables, until they get scurvy."

What were the marxist right about oh that's right, nothing.

Labor theory of value - dead wrong.

Communism would take hold in the industrialised class stratified blue collar working people of the western European nations - dead wrong and in fact the opposite happened and communism took root in the peasant agrarian backwards nations of Russia and China.

Historical materialism - crackpot conspiracy theory.

That had to change or rather alter the name to neo-marxism because they had to admit that capitalism actuality works.

Late capitalism has been proclaimed by morons for more then 150 years, like repeating the old lie that real communism has never been tried.

And just like in every münecat video, the underlying excuse ends up being something fascist adjac- hang on this is a 3 year old video from hbomberguy? And its a collab with UpIsNotJump and a literal egyptian god?


Wtf

The funniest thing about this video is hearing Hbomb call a 45 minute video “too long”. He really had no idea.

its a shame this guy is liberal lunatic that just cant help lying about conservatives....

Nothing screams "I know what I'm talking about" then a guy who doesn't understand the Matrix using terminology from that movie to prove his hate filled point about whatever the subject of the week is.

First it was 9/11. Then flat earth. Now it's the thankfully declining Qanon.

If I were to ever encounter a flat earther, I'd almost want to pretend that I was also one but eventually reveal that I believed in a flat earth map that has the south pole in the center.

The earth is shaped like a penis..

But my liege, everyone knows the earth to be banana shaped!

Erm, actually the earth is dinosaur shaped

The flat earth society has members all around the globe

Mark Sargeant looks disturbingly close to Mark O'Malley. Coincidence?!?