Unlock the Secret to Skyrocket Your MMR: DOTA 2 Rank Confidence Explained!

Before the new rank system came in 2-3 years ago, i was legend 4. After the patch i did not play for a few months
When i came back, and calibrated
I got Crusader

My old MMR was 9400. Do you know who I play with in calibrate rank? Herald and Guardian, and I don't know what planet are those Heralds come from, but that doesn't look like Herald to me. I watched the replay of 5 games. Those guys ping missing, ping return, tower vision trick, block camp, counter SOD, rune control, gank on siege wave, cut wave before gank, micro control illusion blah blah blah and they even picked Meepo. I lost 5 games in a row and I thought, well, I'll be in Herald now. Turns out that I lost 500 MMR. so Now I'm almost 9K again. This new system sucks, man. I remember a pro from China, his name is Inflame. He used to play for LFY in TI 7 and got number 3. That guy got Herald and he stomp the shit out of everyone.

look at title, now listen to what you are talking about for 9 minutes..... cmon man

Used to be legend 5. Didn't play for 3 months calibrated this week and got divine 4. XD

Total garbage. I am now stuck in Crusader bracket from Legend. Whatever this shit confidence system doesn't work. Every other game I get grief id and smurf in the opponent. 😏😏

Dota 2 rank system, MMR system is just nonsense. It's stupid, Atleast it should be based on performance. But it's not. You can be carried all the way to Divine and more. How stupid is that

I was divine 5 around 5.3k mmr didnt played for 2years , now i recalibrate played as support position 4/5 from around 25games i won 60% of the games , i am at 30% confidence and i got fcking anicent 3 with 4.1k mmr is this system for real

There is alot if maybes and assumptions in these explanations

Started again after a while,
Played 3 games and now at 2% confidence.
Unable to find a single game at any mode even after 60 mins que.
Any suggestions?