Hot Frosty Is The Weirdest Christmas Movie

THEY GOT DOUG JUDY!!!! NOOOO!!!

I would have liked the movie better if they had a mother son dynamic

why is gretchen wieners in so many bad christmas movies

oh how i hate the born sexy yesterday trope

Why is Deku always in that mug 😭

bad christmas movie bingo please need it now

“I wanna watch kurtis conner”
“we have kurtis conner at home”:

I love your soundboard

i’m legit so embarrassed because this “magical attractive object/creature/entity-turned-love-interest” plotline was my childhood fantasy 🫠🫠 there were so many different stories i came up with too…

Need 2k cash bail fast?
Hock the 3k brooch or whatever (that glows like a McGuffin) ... that he bought ... with your ... credit.

Cuz if he hadn't, you'd still have that in your credit limit..

Nm.

Ah, so this is what Lacey Chabert and the dumb guy from Dirk Gently are up to now…

I fucking love hot frosty

I know why you watched hot frosty and it’s not for the review

LMAO

I AGREE AS IT ABSOLUTELY RUINED MY RELATIONSHIP WITH LACEY WHO DENIES IT HAPPENED BUT I FOUND OUT IT DID

I have a small theory that this movie was secretly a satirical comedy. It definitely gives parody vibes. I think the scene that convinced me was when Gretchen( she will always be Gretchen) was surprised the townspeople all just bought homeboy was a snowboy, and one of the townspeople was just like, “ Ofcourse he’s a snowman, it’s Christmas.” That line just had to be ironic. It’s as if the writers were making fun of themselves and I kinda loved it.

i subscribe to the idea of him sucking the stem cells out of little ice cube fetuses

I can’t believe I snuck onto this thing… if you’re curious, brockville Ontario

Hot Frosty has facial expressions that make him look like he’s in pain

This is gonna be so mean but for someone called Hot Frosty hes such a goofy looking guy 😭

I watched this with my mother and we filled out the entire cliche bingo card TWICE

I choose to believe this is a cheesy 80s holiday comedy movie. It works so much better this way.

abusing tf out of the "WHAT?!" button

I wish Christmas magic would bestow me with a hot cock

I hate these hallmark movies but enjoyed Dustin from Schitts creek and I like Lacey Chabert. I gave this a try and found the movie cute. Just watch it like you’d watch a fantasy and sci fi movies. Obviously not realistic

Ice ice baby.

I love The Knight Before Christmas lol and Falling for Christmas

Kathy is one k away from katastrophe ( sorry I had to

Hallmark Stealing, Incest, Sexual harassment, ice, cancer, death. What a “Classic”

wait i like just found you out and ur so funny what how do you not have like a million subscribers

these movie critiques r really good bro lol

“Anybody worth their weight in clickbait” then showing Danny and Drew, makes me want to punch you in the mangina, better not be throwing salt at my sweet bois ❤

bruh my mom was watching this a few days ago its so over for me🙁

They played this movie during my dentist appointment…total fever dream

The store owners were both on Queer as Folk!

I have no idea how this is currently sitting at a 76% fresh rating. WTAF

Hot "frosty" Guy is the leading actor in this movie based on coops knowledge apparently lol

hot frosty lowkey kinda looks like drew gooden

hes not even that attractive tbh

TURKEY

It isn't that weird?

STOP IM SORRY BUT I GENUINELY LIKE THIS MOVIE it’s goofy and has a strange concept but it’s so silly i can’t help but enjoy its insanity

hit bingo on the first one

Did hallmark movie bingo the other day and every single box was Xed off :/

Why is Brooklyn 99 in this movie 😭😭

Coop, you’re pregnant and I’m the father