Noita | Final Boss and All Endings Guide (Major Spoilers!)

If you check the comments section for a bit more info, I forgot to address something in the video! 33 Orbs can be acquired from NG+1 and up. You do NOT have to get to ng+7 before going for the 33 orb ending.
During that second toxic gold part of the video, I should have said "...12 or more orbs, except 33, before ng+7..." as getting 33 orbs, no matter what, will trigger the good ending.
It's not possible before NG+ because the orb beneath the lava lake is not there in parallel worlds until then (since there is no lava lake.)

Sorry for any confusion! You acquire 11 orbs in the main world, 11 orbs in the east parallel world and 11 orbs in the west parallel world from NG+ on. Anyway, thanks guys. Have a great day!

I just beat it, thanks to a couple of your videos. Finally learned not to rush too much near the end, and had a proper weapon to defend myself. Kolmi at 1211 HP wasn't too hard, but I doubt I would've been able to take him down after a few orb buffs. I knew there were other areas I had yet to explore, but jeez that's a lot! Wow. Think I'll watch a full run just to see all the biomes, or play it myself WITH MODS so I don't tear my hair out in anguish.

Imagine completing all puzles rewarding you with Noita 2.0. I would straight up craygasm

Not all life dying, just the room (the background don’t change so the radius isn’t that big)

has anyone thrown the Sampo into the lake or the leviathan?

Is it bad that i have been eating the final boss just for laughs

This is fucking INCREDIBLE! You rock!

Amazing job, love your noita videos. Thanks for this ;)

Lol there r 34 orbs total to get the ultimate secret ending

just had a bug with my first 33 orb run. Game crashed when i grabbed my 33rd orb, when I restored auto-save I only had 31 orbs and none of them respawned (I quadruple checked -). Bruh this game literally aint shit ----------_____________------------

ASSid

I dont fuckiing understand any of this, I always die in the mines :(

After completing the game with 11 orbs, everything turned into gold and I did not die. I wanted to die, but I was so indestructible, that not even The End of Everything could kill me. Luckily I found one thing that still could kill me; the plasma beams in the power plant, although they only do like 10 dps.

This run was super interesting anyway, as I Fungal Shifted [Smoke] into [Weird Fungus], which caused eternal fires all around the world, as any fire made more fungus, which is flammable, which caused a self-repeating cycle. Super lucky that I got Fire Immunity quickly after the shift

Thanks for giving the stats of 1 orb kolmi I have beaten the game for the first time :) kolmi stood no chance against the rapid fire digging bolt

Did you know you can survive the first ending? I accidentally got the gold ending with only 2 orbs by escaping the work room with a fast digging wand. so i dindnt die form midas. Most of the enemies died but bosses and the tower enemies were still alive. the altar over the mountain still worked bot i dont think i can get another sampo. I recorded that part of the run too. I dont think i can do much else on that save now , die from the alchemist or cursed rock.

i am curious and don´t care about spoilers.

i would throw a thought that the orb count could be related to kalevala and the poems(thought there is 50 of them), could also be the Kantele and the 38 strings. so many things it could be.

I'm buying this game. Because if it's anything like A Robot Named Fight, and it certainly looks like it is, I'm going to love it.

Hey, thanks for the guide helped me a bunch. Not going to lie killing yourself with the 11 orb ending proved exceedingly difficult... took a lot of thought and time for me to try where cursed rock used to be. Thanks again for the help

nope

What would the wand build for the 33 orb kolmisilma fight look like if spells to power was used for it?

Yeah I'm never gonna beat this game lol

If you’re spells don’t lag the entire game then you’re not doing it right.

But did you beat Noita as the Noid?

How long did it take you to finish the game?

Do the amount of orbs collected change what happens if you finish The Works? Do the emerald tablets do anything other than turn to gold on that mountain platform?

Hello from Re:2D

Что это делает в повторах стримов

So, this game has na end.
I though you just run around until you die.

i cant even finish a single run, let alone collect an orb before i do...just wow

11 orb run with no backed up saves is my best

A 33 orb run os on my list...

*sees boss health at 1billion

"Aight, Imma head out"

These guys are so crazy... I struggle to get even 1 normal run xD

Sounds like pure pain

Ok, but where did he get all this information?
I've being playing 155h+ and there is no information at all in the game itself.
Those tales/tablets/books(or whatever) tell nothing.
Unless someone ripped the game files apart, I doubt someone would be able to know all this.
I was trying to appreciate the game without spoilers, and now I'm glad I gave up.
THERE IS NO WAY SOMEONE FIGURE ALL THIS OUT BY HIMSELF!!!

Me who hates orb collection and fighting kolmi:
Chainsaw go BRRRRRRR

For the 33 orb wand,why would you put the x2 modifier before the green spells? Doesn't it work the other way round?

It took 33 NG+ to make Hissi decent people

I have a question. I have 30 orbs in my first run, I've defeated the boss and I'm at the sky alter. It says complete the work instead of NG+? Did I do something wrong?

Since I can’t “git Gud” and finish the game, may as well come here

Holy shit this game is crazy amazing

Why fight the boss with a trillion HP when you can just kill him and get the orbs later? :p

на выполнение этой концовки был потрачен 1 триллион лет

this video was sponsored by amulet gang

So the reward for the best ending in the game is getting 7 cosmetic pixels added to your character? Alright.

Orbs of Corrupted Knowledge ending when?

I'll need to keep this in mind, thanks for the video!





I had read somewhere about a moon of booze, is this true and do you have a video on it?

im 3 month late and i really want to unlock 33 orb ending. the question is can someone explain me how the interaction between spells at @7.22 ? why need blood and bounching spell

so by completing the work after the boss you can only die and turn everything to gold, no other thing happens whatever else you've done