That One Guy in Every Dungeons & Dragons Game

Noah!!! And we all know who scoots was in CR 😭

DMs if you have someone like this who even after having a one on one talk with them, just kick them out. It may hurt their feelings and make you feel like a bad person, but they need to learn the consequences of their actions.

Just allow PVP ...thatll fix it

I had a Hogwarts themed campaign where one of my players kicked a kids luggage in front of one of the moving trains…
…I made that kid one of the professors children to make sure that player knows there will be consequences for his actions…

bu adam aynı ben

Being a novice myself I already knew some basics and tried to help our dm on his campaign. The main thing I explained to the players was "DM is always right"

Hilarious, loved it.

dude i am like that screw the consequences i go into the bar yelling and then attack to kill a guy in a dark alley is like gta but in dnd its so funny

Three consecutive years of level 1 improv. 😂

I can only see this becoming a movie where "scoots" is sucked into the game

critical role enabled these kind of players

Easy. Whoever destroys the flower is cursed. He cannot move his arms or speak until he learns to respect all life and beauty.

So basically, until his character's personality becomes a fruitarian who refuses to walk on grass, harm any living creature, and never destroy anything nice (probably forever).

He could of course quit if he doesn't like the consequences of his actions.

Ppl would be lovin it irl

Did a one shot and the new player decided to be a murder hobo "because it's just a game, that's a fun thing to do, right?" And I had the turn after her's. Anticipating this, I made a wild magic sorcerer and with the biggest sigh, I asked what armor the guards were wearing. Chainmail. With a voice full of disappointment, I said "alright, I guess I'll be using heat metal on the armor since we're in combat now😒."

I agree with sean

I'm Scoots every single time I'm the Scoots in the group

I’m in my very first ttrpg campaign and there’s a kid exactly like this and it’s so annoying

If his "true self" is recklessly throwing himself in danger, ignoring the desires of those around him and having wanton disregard for all but himself.... I'd be ok with him leaving.

Can we all just realize scoots has loaded dice?

The solution is litterally just "false hydra"

i am this one guy first day of our campaign i broke my arm kicked our new friend and broke my arm again then attacked my friends for no reason then broke my arm again got kidnappend had to be rescued then punched my healer for no reason and then my dwarf friend for no reason and broke my arm again and i only ever roll 2s and 4s and 5s when its something i actually need to do but then when its something stupid i roll 20s AND THEN I ROLL NAT 20 ON EVERY ENEMY AND ALWAYS KILL THEM YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Meanwhile me, a deepwoken player

Might wanna check Scoots dice...

A player like this and their stupid attitude ruined my last campaign.
So, I get this is "comedy," but it is so right on reality that I hated it and couldn't finish watching hahah

Scoots is hilarious

this guy definitely wrote chaotic neutral and gives the real chaotic neutrals a bad name

I was this character, even when playing a paladin. ESPECIALLY when playing a paladin.

“When did this become a critique of the pirates of the Caribbean franchise?”

ok but like... WHY DOES THE DM HAVE RAINBOW HAIR

Funny video. If the table (TABLE not just the DM) allows toxic play, you get what you get. This "One Guy at EVERY D&D Game" is a rare creature.

Weird. Why would they alter the thumbnail to look like the DM is playing behind Matt Mercer’s DM screen? It’s so low key it’s almost pointless (although it is the reason I clicked to watch).

This is accurate down to the guilt tripping

i stealth killed the last guy who tried to do this.

ITS A GROUP GAME BE PATIENT.

Crocodile tears for sure

im probably a mix of scoots with a mix of kindness if the monster is just a cruel one

just kill him off.

Can the other players decide to ditch another PC in-game?

The few times ive DM'd, i had my NPCs react to players actions (if they had that level of intellect). Like in this instance, the Goblin King is have a conversation with the group and Scoots punched him in the dick without provocation. The Goblin King's servants wouldve immediately attacked the threat to their King. That many gobs attacking at once, Scoots would die and the rest of the players would get to play the way they want to. I once had a player who consistently bullied NPCs to incite a fight, specifically the Tavern Keeper. He said he did it because it was fun... While they were out completeing a quest, i had a white dragon decimate the town and NPCs to spite him. That inlcudes getting rid of any promised rewards. He didnt do it again. Lol

scoots is the only mentally well person in this game.

Tiberius in a nutshell

yes we have a guy like that, and hes autistic so he doesnt know personal boundrys, so sometimes things can get too personal

"iT wHaT mY cHaRAcTeR wOulD dO"
Get out.
Just stop man.

My boy Noah Grossman

the dm was on smosh

I've killed 2 players in as many campaigns because of this exact thing. Not as a DM though. As another player 😊

I always had fun out-Scootsing the Scoots whenever I was a DM. Oh, you broke the rose artifact? Thank goodness you did that, because that's what the Goblin King actually wanted! Oh, you punch the Goblin King in the dick? Turns out that's his fetish! Ensorcelled by your brazen gestures and helpfulness, he kidnaps you, and moves you and your stuff into his abode. The Goblins all call you Queen Scoots from now on, and they spread your erotic dick-punching tale across the land. Scoots is now Legendary as a randy Goblin Queen.

How'd that work out, Sean? I mean, Scoots?

Scoots lives on forever as my Saytr Bard with the same name.

Meteors out of nowhere are tight!