College Majors Slander

Apprentices when no one even considers them as a career path ever:

I can’t even call myself higher education bc I don’t do hardcore drugs

As a French major student, this is 100% accurate

The art/music majors one is too accurate

As a computer science major. 100% accurate

comp sci majors joined the art/music graduates 10 years ago

History majors when you don't know the names of every single soldier who was in the Brazillian IKEA wooden table war of 2929181 BC:

Art major not really all you need is to vendor and draw on canvases. Most people wanna aim big like working for marvel or dc but i think you should start off small fr

I am a French major student and I felt seen 😭

what about nuclear engineering?

As a political science major that was totally accurate

Me watching my major not get mentioned
(Environmental science)

Drama majors being too dramatic to be in the video

That fashion one was brutal lmao

my major is environmental science and i’m always outside looking at grass and taking pictures of plants

History majors trying not to piss off their politically biased college professor

Difficulty rating impossible

Just put the fries in the bag, lil bro

I feel like if I could guarantee that I wanted to go to medschool, I'd be a chemistry major to prepare myself for the MCATs, but I'm still unsure, so I'm going into nursing because I still get to study chemistry and biology and I'll be guaranteed a job </3
Personally I can't stand going to parties but I do see other nursing majors having fun a lot. Not sure if I want to do that considering I'm pretty attached to my patients as a CNA and I don't want to make their care worse by coming in to work drunk following a party
I want to do clinical research eventually, not sure what major prepares you for that

I took philosophy because i like to ponder on things and argue didn't know they had charts tables and formulas for literally telling you're wrong

So happy I skipped college and took the short cut to mcdonalds. 😮‍💨

As an engineering student it's so funny to be the only woman on a 10 or 20-person project and be dubbed (humorously) the "mandatory diversity" within the team.

You forgot education majors when they become suicidal when they realize they have to enter a profession with contaminated children who don’t give af about education and parents who yell at you for disciplining their brats ❤ yes I am upset

Engineering major is kinda true lol

The jock are seeking for a maiden, while the nerd seek to participate in defense industry

i don't really agree with the Art one though since my sister is working a art related job and helping my Mom with the bills (she paid 30% of it when she used to live with us she lives in her own house now and has her own car im just guessing she won the Life Lotto)

As a cs major, the slander isnt accurate. We shpild be with the art majors, the job market has died since covid its awful

Help my cousin is a nurse 😭 kinda accurate tho

No representation for Chemistry majors? Gah, I'll go back to cooking meth in my lab sesh.

Wow. Its almost like having a college degree doesnt stop you from being a stupid douche bag.

That thumbnail is absolutely accurate

jokes on you im actually working at BUger king so ha.......wait

As a psych major, I mainly use what I’ve learned to psychoanalyze my favorite traumatized characters lmao

I studied sound engineering for music and I can confirm. I work at restaurants.

It would be so funny if this video was just the McDonald's clip for every single one

Architecture majors leaving the studio at 4... AM.

forgot the bio/chem pre-med students lmao

law majors when someone asks them to cover up their crime after they become a lawyer

As major of arts, this is true..

laughs in skilled trades

And people with gender studies degrees I mean what the heck do you expect to get with that

lol

There's only 1 good art degree and thats a BFA with a focus in metalworking and jewlery everything else is mad garbo hell just do jewlery the college aint worth ir

The business major thing is getting out of hand, even in my country. My neighbour goes business major, my friends also go business major, heck, even my dog goes business major too

Music major defiantly not, most the time at least, maybe if you want to be an artist etc but if you’re an instrumentalist you can defiantly get good paying wedding gigs/join a well paid band easily, teach private lessons which actually makes good money if you get a good business going, you can teach highschool for example, you can work at music stores when starting out to help make ends meet while getting started in the business. I know it’s all a good joke but I gotta defend the fellow musicians lmao.

As a psychology student, we don't read your mind, but we do read your behavior

As an education major, I can confirm that we don’t exist.