High Five - (Official Music Video)

🖐 High five!

JUST GIVE THIS MAN HIS HI FIVE

Sometimes I really do want a high five this badly

mandaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

pfv

manda salveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Moved past just flirting with Michael's dad I see...

The Cable Guy

This song slaps.

Relatable

Cable Guy Vibes

boys in secondary school if you don't fistbump them 😂

You should do one about being flattered you’re getting hit on by a guy … because I’m hitting on you.

The way I'm genuinely not sure if the show about having sex on bosses exists because he filmed him saying that or the sex itself

I'm a little upset I didn't see a single actual high five.

Gives a completely unprovable and unpromtpted highfives because I too just like to high five

Judging that the protagonist of this song starred in a show called 'Michael once admitted to me he had sex on his boss' desk', presumably with him as the main character, we can conclude that this song is written in the first person, and it is in fact Tom that wants a high five.

"13,000 bees" will never not make me laugh

I’m imagining Paris just dancing in the background 😂 hector is having a very normal and stoic and manly time of it

this song reminds me of barney stinson, he could do this

Amazing

I started the video. He raised his hand. I INSTINCTIVELY PUT MY HAND UP AGAINST THE SCREEN TOM IM SORRY DID I ACCIDENTALLY ALSO HIGH FIVE YOUR ENTIRE BODY AS WELL AS YOUR HAND BECAUSE MY HAND IS BIGGER THAN YOU ON THE SCREEN OH NO

Them bees might get in his eyes

This song is legendary and I feel like you would be such a blast to hang out with and jam. You have a very likable way about you.

I want one to man

I hear tom screaming thirteen thousand bees in my sleep every night

"And now you're following Jeffery Epstien" had no right being that good

I love how the “you” in Tom’s work is starting to become a real character (Michael, re: Flirt With Your Dad)

"down low, too slow, oh no. I just offered your nephew blow" has to be my favorite lyric of all time. I quote it all the time, right next to "feast upon their weak subconscious"

He's really mastered the crazy narrator face, l think it's the combination of slightly too much smile with way too much eye whites. It's hard to be as animated as the music, but somehow he does it

Celebratory Hand Touch

This sounds like actually a really great horror movie. Like Cable Guy with Jim Carrey, but...Crazier.

This is a masterpiece

You know it's going to be a banger when he's put trousers on

"Slap a brother's metacarpus". I'm confiscating this phrase for my own personal use.

i love the sentence wellcome to the friggin pain rodeo

Can't get over how hard the reverb "high five" coming in makes the vibe.

THIRTEEN THOUSAND BEES

I cant pick my favorite line. Your songs are genius

This comment section is about as chaotic as Tom. Its worrying.

I'm not sure if you do already but if you don't you should maybe check out producing for other people, your ability to create great sounding songs in a matter of days is invaliable. sonically your mixes sound great.

Im so glad that you always wear the clothes I most feel uncomfortable looking at (white undershirts w shiny basketball shorts) w your 1980s porn couch (of course) while making the best jams. Its like you can do no harm. Keep it up Tom.

The guy who didn’t high five him, is just mad that Tom fucked his dad

Barney Stinson's song detected

Think about it...
is it everyone around a fireball Or everyone a round of fireball ???
This is why i don't sleep...

I thought it was “Someone fisted all of your indoor houseplants” but this is maybe worse

He's an influencer, and what's an influencer do? Write a stupid fucking song and influence you.

I love how this escalated so fucking fast and didn’t stop.