THE ART OF SELF DEFENSE | Official Teaser Trailer

This kind of has a "The Foot Fist Way" feel to it...

Jesse's professional acting style makes me so excited to watch the movie.

"I didn't play by the rules, but there never were any rules."

one of the worst movies I've seen, not funny at all

Ultratrash

Woah, a movie where Jesse Eisenberg plays Jesse Eisenberg. How is he so good at being Jesse Eisenberg? Seriously.

What was the metal he picks up from the record store?

Good, refreshing to see that some people do remember the meaning of the word 'trailer'. A+

(in the break room just after punching the boss in the throat) "We should do push-ups".

I typed in " michael cera new movie" and this was the first option😩😩

Was it a cuck film encouraging emasculation and bs like toxic masculinity? Serious question I want to know, cheers.

The karate instructor needs to read audio books. I could listen to him all day

GET

Seeing those bums stuck back @ 4 ~ 5 seconds, said it all. That's how I remember Karate every time from my past. Awesome.

This is gonna be a jem

Cultural appropriation

This actually looks... Really good!? Damnit, you got me.

This looks fucking hilarious!

I’ve been corrected so many times

Lex Luthor: Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it? No Sensei! Lex Luthor: Superman does not exist in this dojo, does he!? Lex Luthor: We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition. A man confronts you, A Kryptonian deserves no mercy. What is the problem? Mr. Lawrence!?

Eisenberg back to playing nebbish guys in movies that no one cares about. Like it should be.

When does the movie come out???

Is this a movie or a tv show

This looks like comedy gold.

Saw it already. It was hilarious. Highly suggest.

He really should have played Riddler.

i'm really excited for this

Karate is not for Self defense!

Any suggestions for movies like this one?

Saw it at MD film fest 10/10 would recommend

Should we not tell Jesse Eisenberg that Karate (alone) have been proven wrong as a way to approach modern self-defense? I hope the "sinister world of fraternity" means MMA + weapon use training (Bo + Kali sticks + KA-Bar + Desert Eagle).

i dont know why but this dude is the one guy that i jus cant stand, he’s the biggest douchebag but he’s a panzy

Don't care if he learns karate or not.

He was miscast as Lex Luthor.

love the comedic jab at hole-in-the-wall karate centers that operate more like a business than a dojo

It’s like a remake of Fist Foot Way

Pay the McSensai an extra 1000 and just have him go ahead and give you your black belt after just a few private "fast track black belt classes"Jesse. The only stipulation is that anytime you get into a fight and inevitably get your ass kicked, you must repeat the ancient McDojo mantra "I'm lovin' it!" over and over until you are unconscious.

Krav maga

I think this movie could be a cult in a few years.

Don’t make him too ugly

''I want to be what intimidates me''
''I want to be batman''

This is what happened after the bully in the Charles Atlas cartoon kicked sand in the scrawny boy's face.

For those who can take it

Idk why but that looked like Tom Ford to me.

Looking forward to watching this movie. When will it be released ?