Mr. Hippo's Speech #2 - Ultimate Custom Night

every father ever

I just realized, Mr. Hippo is me trying to tell someone something, I literally cannot summarize anything to save my life “^~^ I’m VERY detailed

Dumbness overwhelmed him

Love this dude

😒

"Orville the birds may be dead...." Dead silence* XD

My grandparents be like

Hmm possible animation?

Soon...

I told him the birds were dead.

Y’know, life goes on, well, life goes on for the others, except you, c- c- cause you’re dead. Yeah, very sorry ‘bout that.

Who knew an anamatronic robot incapable of human thought and will could be so philosophical?

Winter

Orville. The birds will be dead

This is so funny 😂

For a horror game, Hippo really brings the giggles and always cheer you up....

Can some one please send me the quot word for for? I'm trying to but that on a t-shirt and it's irritating to pause the video every 2 secconds....

Seriously, I want it word for word...... we got wise ol', jedi master, i trained yoda when he was still in diapers master Mr. Hippo here!



Truly enlightening.....

"so I said I said, And I said to Orville, i said, I I said" this is genius.

Omg I love Mr. Hippo so much ♥

Those birds may be dead.

i love his voice??

Orville is the Keith of FNAF. And Mr. Hippo is the Ellis of FNAF.
In that Mr. Hippo never stops talking about Orville.

My friend when I’m trying to finish my work:

I like hearing these










Yes, I'm the spawn of satan

Just imagine laying on the floor and dying, and a hippo telling you a story😂.

Just imagine the security guard lying on the floor bleeding out while he sits on the desk and talks to you.

This is my least favourite story because, and I know birds wouldn't actually freeze in the winter like that, that just sounds improbable. Anyway, I don't care for this story mostly because when he said that the birds will move around again when they warm up but then Mr Hippo contradicts this with saying the birds might be dead
It's a little confusing, but I guess when you're frozen for a shorter time you'll live and fir a linger time you'll die, but that's neither gere or there

"So, I- I said to Orville, I said, and this is what I said to him, I said, Orville, the birds may be dead."

i imagine orville looking at me like i lost my mind

Evan throws william into this torture game for all eternity and this is what william has to go through

Scott Cawthon Tried To Make His Speech As Long And Boring As It Can Be.

Hes like a real human talking bunch of stories

Is that his real voice

if i die, the last thing i want to hear is Mr Hippo

Imagine someone talking to a dead body saying "I tried to tell him that the birds cannot enjoy the bread crumbs"

My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But you know I don’t feel to bad about it. After all, if it weren’t from me, it would have just been from someone else, ya know? I guess what I’m trying to say life, life goes on. W- well, for everyone else, life goes on not for you, you’re dead. That’s neither here nor there. That reminds me of one summer day in the park, I was having a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said “Orville, I-I have a story” And he said to me “What’s the significance of the story?” I said to him “Orville, not every story has to have significance, ya know? Sometimes uhh, sometimes a story is just a story. You try to read into every little thing and find meaning in everything anyone says, you’ll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once, wasn’t pretty, we talked about it for years. And not only that, you’ll likely end up believe something you shouldn’t believe or thinking something you shouldn’t think o-o-or assuming something you shouldn’t assume, ya know? Sometimes I said a story is just a story, so just be quiet for one second here life and eat your sandwich, okay? Of course, it was only then I realized i made sandwiches and poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, ya know? Actually, I suppose that’s the problem, they don’t have hands at all, they’re all feet. I couldn’t imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly there was a bakery nearby, I said to him “Orville, let me go get you some rye bread.” Now, I’m unsure elephants enjoy rye bread, but, I assure you that Orville does. Now this was on a Tuesday which was good because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough on Monday and threw it out Wednesday. or rather they sold it at a discount for people who wanting to feed the ducks and then probably at the end of the day they threw it all out. I do remember a man who would being his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread, of course, you know, you’re not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach and they all die, at least that’s what I’ve heard. Ya know I never saw any ducks die myself but I did notice a substantial decrease in duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread. And if you want my opinion on the matter if you wanna feed ducks or birds or any kind for that matter, especially buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don’t occur in nature, they don’t grow on trees or spring up from bushes! I don’t think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh oh yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. Whata fine day it was. I’m honestly just glad to be out of those air ducts. Y’know it’s-it’s not easy for a hippopotamus to fit up there, and not easy to get down either. I’m not as young as I used to be, as you can see. I used to be able to do all the sorts of things. Y-you’re young, you’re vibrant, you have that sort of pep in your step. Heh, reminds me of a conversation that I was havin’ with one of my good friends Orville. We were havin’ a nice picnic one day. I believe it was summer or perhaps it was…was it the fall? Yes, yes. It was the fall because the leaves had turned already. But I said to Orville I says, ‘Orville I have a story to tell you,’ and Orville looked at me–y’know, kinda odd–and, and said, ‘What’s it about?’ I said to him, ‘not every story has to be about something Orville. Sometimes a person just wants to talk. Why does everything have to be a story?’ I said to him. He just looked at me. He said, ‘Well y-you said you had a story.’ Y’know he was quite right. I did in fact. I told him I had a story. I suppose if a person just wants to talk then it’s best to not announce that you’re telling a story. Tellin’ a story does come with its own pressures and expectations I-I suppose. After all, if you’re just talking to a friend then there’s no more expectations than if you were talkin’ into the wind. Words by themselves aren’t expected to carry–uh, aren’t expected to stick, but if, y’know, if you announce that you’re tellin’ a story well then there’d better be a point to it all, y’know? No one wants to sit and listen to someone ramble on and on and on with absolutely no end in sight. So, y’know it’s-it’s good to be mindful of that when you tell someone that you’re about to tell a story, that you have something to say. Tellin’ someone that you’re gonna tell them a story is tantamount to askin’ them to stop what they’re doin’ and–and pay attention. You’re basically sayin’, ‘hey, hey buddy, stop everything, stop what you’re thinking. I have a solution to everything.’ And well I didn’t really have a story to tell. In-in hindsight I-I probably just misspoke when I said that I had a story. I think it would’ve just been better to tell Orville that I wanted to tell him something, rather than tell him that I had a story. But, y’know, even then it mighta put too much importance on the whole thing. Either way, it was quite a nice day. I remember–I remember that we were drinking tea. Reminds me of a-of a time I was speaking to my good friend Orville. We were–we were sitting on a park bench watching the pigeons. I was on the left; he was on the r–wait, was I on the right? Or left? Anyways, it doesn’t matter. We were sitting on there watching the pigeons. And uh, -II said to Orville, ‘Friend, those birds are frozen, and he kinda looked at me like I’d lost my mind, but I reminded him that it was winter, y’know, and often birds will sit in a tree until they freeze then-then they y’know they sort of fall to the ground ‘til the sun warmsup a-and they can y’know move around again. So I said to Orville, ‘you might as well save those breadcrumbs until the birds thaw, ‘cause they can’t very well enjoy them in the condition they’re in.’ To which he asked what I meant, and asking what condition the crumbs should be in before he threw them to the birds–assuming that I meant the birds couldn’t enjoy the breadcrumbs in the condition that the crumbs were in, when in fact I had meant the birds could not enjoy them in the condition that the birds were in, considering that the birds were frozen. Y’know so he took a moment and then threw his last handful onto the ground. I said to him, ‘Orville, why did you just throw the breadcrumbs to the birds when I just told you they’re frozen?’ To which he responded, ‘the breadcrumbs are not frozen.’ Again, misunderstanding my words. I didn’t mean to say that the breadcrumbs were frozen, when I said, ‘I told you they’re frozen’, I’d been referring to the birds. Y’know, in hindsight what I should’ve said was–and this would make perfect sense, ‘Why did you throw the breadcrumbs to the birds when the birds are frozen?’ He misunderstood upon my correction, statin’ that he didn’t know what else to do with the breadcrumbs, and that perhaps, y’know, when the birds thawed, they’d still be able to eat the crumbs. So I-I said to Orville, I said and this is what I said to him, I said, ‘Orville, the birds may be dead. It reminds me of a time I was-I was havin’ a conversation with my friend Orville. We were–uh, were were we? We were by the–wh-the-the river, we were sitting by the river and watching the fish leap over the falls and uh, I–I said to Orville, ‘Y’know sometimes I feel like a fish leaping over and over again. Always trying to get somewhere. Oh, I don’t know where only to find myself in the jaws of a beast.’ He ‘course looked at me surprised, y’know? ‘Have you been in the jaws of a beast, friend?’ To which I said, ‘no, of course not, Orville.’ I said, ‘No, no, no I-I simply meant that life can seem like a relentless endeavor. Overcome meaningless obstacles only to meet an equally meaningless fate, regardless of your efforts, regardless of the obstacles you’ve passed.’ And, uh, Orville, he stood and proceeded to drape me with a picnic cloth. To which I-I-I asked him, I said, ‘friend, what–what are you doing?’ He looked at me–very concerned–really. ‘I feel like you’ve gotten too much sun.’ Indeed, huh, indeed I had. He proceeded to pour me a glass of just ice cold lemonade, ooh, you ever mix it with iced tea? Do a like–little half lemonade half–ooh, it’s so–you try it some–well you can’t, because you’re dead, but–anyways. So, you may be asking yourself, how did I go from sitting by the falls drinking lemonade to being wedgedin the air duct, not only with Orville, but with an entire assortment of fruity-colored friends? Well, there’s uh, there’s really no good answer to that, but perhaps I met a demise of my own at some point and this is my afterlife or my dream–whatever it might mean I honestly don’t know. Or, maybe it doesn’t mean anything at all."

Cool story. Told it to my 4 year old kid.

I don't care if this is a horror game, Mr. Hippo sounds like a wholesome little grandpa telling a story.

"and he kinda looked at me like Ive lost my mind" relatable,i did the same expression when he said the birds were frozen

Sigh*, it seems that you have met a horrible demise my friend. But uh, you know, these...these things happen and...and life...life goes on. N-not for you, obviously, uh, you're dead, but uh, it reminds me of a time I was having a conversation with my friend Orville. We were, uh, where were we? We were by the...the river, we were sitting by the river and watching the fish leap over the falls and uh, I said to Orville 'You know, sometimes I feel like a fish leaping over and over again, always trying to get somewhere. Though, I don't know where only to find myself in the jaws of a beast.' He, of course, looked at me surprised, you know? 'Have you been in the jaws of a beast, friend?' To which I said, 'No, of course not Orville'. I said, 'No no no, I...I simply meant that life can seem like a relentless endeavor to overcome meaningless obstacles, only to meet an equally meaningless fate regardless of your efforts, regardless of the obstacles you passed. And, uh, Orville he...he stood and proceeded to drape me with a picnic cloth, to which I...I asked him, I said, 'Friend, what...what are ya doin?' He looked at me very concerned really. 'I feel like you've gotten too much sun'. Indeed, heh, indeed I had. He proceeded to pour me a glass of just...ice cold lemonade. Ooh, you ever mix it with iced tea? Ya do, like...half lemonade ha...ooh, you should try it so--well, you can't, because your dead, but, anyways, so you may be asking yourself, 'How did I go from sitting by the falls and drinking lemonade to being wedged in the air duct, not only with Orville, but with an entire assortment of fruity-colored friends?' Well, there's uh...there's really no good answer to that, but...perhaps I met a demise of my own at some point and...this is my afterlife or my dream or whatever it might mean, I...I honestly don't know. Or...maybe it doesn't mean anything at all. Maybe it doesn't mean anything at all...

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Mr hippo speech’s are unforgettable

He is a genius

I sleep to this

This is really interesting

I'm watching this entire playlist LOL

Maybe I am Orville

Script:

Well it seems that your journey has ended very sorry about it it was always going to end that way if it wasn’t by me it was going to be by some other terrible thing like you could not imagine how terrible it would be just I get scared thinking about it it reminds me of a time I was speaking to my good friend Orville we were sitting on a park bench watching the pigeons I was on the left he was on the or was I on the right or the right it doesn’t matter we were sitting on there watching the pigeons and I said to Orville I said “Friend those birds are frozen.” And he kind a looked at me like I lost my mind but I reminded him that it was winter you know and often birds will sit in a tree until they freeze and you know they sorta fall to the ground until the sun warms them up and they can move around again so I said to Orville “You might as well save those breadcrumbs until the birds thaw because they can’t very well enjoy them in the condition they’re in.” And he asked what I meant asking what condition should the crumbs be in before he threw them to the birds assuming I mean the birds couldn’t enjoy the breadcrumbs in the condition the crumbs were in when I in fact meant the birds could not enjoy the breadcrumbs in the condition the birds were in considering that the birds were frozen so he took a moment and he threw his last handful of crumbs to the ground and I said to him “Orville why did you throw the breadcrumbs to the birds when I just told you that they’re frozen” and he responded “The breadcrumbs are not frozen” you know again misunderstanding my words I didn’t mean to say that the breadcrumbs were frozen when I told you they’re frozen I had been referring to the birds you know in hindsight’s what I should of said and would make perfect sense “Why did you throw the breadcrumbs to the birds when the birds were frozen.” And he miss understood upon my correction he didn’t know what else to do with the breadcrumbs but perhaps when the birds thaw they will be able to eat the crumbs so I said to Orville I said to him and this is what I said “Orville, the birds may be dead.”

The whole thing was like tearing off a band aid...and at the end he just ripped it off.